Mad Dash Racing
Mad Dash Racing is a 2001 racing video game exclusively for Xbox.
Chops
[edit]- You better select me soon! I can’t hold this in much longer!
- Ah, nature’s broom.
Sid
[edit]- Leave the driving to me.
- None of these chumps can touch me.
Zero-G
[edit]- Don’t leave me here, kid! Just like Holly left me in that target cage for 7 years.
- I love you, man.
- I stayed up for 2 weeks to run this course!
Big Blu
[edit]- You better not blow this turkey or I’ll come find you and eat your children.
Faze
[edit]- Look, I need this job, alright? I had to quit my last one because of problems with my friggin boss!
- Alright already. What are you waiting for? A freaking sign from the Heavens?
Clawdius
[edit]- Just pick me and be done with it!
- It smells like teen spirit!
- I can assure I am not to be trifled with!
- All this waiting is ruining my overall screen presence!
Hex
[edit]- That’s it. Go ahead and push the button NOW.
- Well, I should be a dramatic improvement over this average bumper crop of rural no nothings and drunken fly fishermen.
- An excellent choice, my little primitive friend. Though your kind neither has the cranial capacity nor the opposable digits to master my complex controls.
- I am clearly the best character in this pathetic little game!
Spanx
[edit]- Oh! Pick me, pick me! Hurry up and pick me!
- Oh, I could just lick you! Can I?
- Oh, I like to touch myself!
- Please! Ride me like a hog!
Gex
[edit]- Hello. May I help you?
- Wanna watch me lick my eyebrows?
Voice Cast
[edit]- Billy West as Chops, Zero-G, Hex, Faze
- Charles Martinet as Spanx, Ash, Gex
- Willow Wray as Sid
