Mama's Boy

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Mama's Boy is a 2007 Comedy-drama film about a twenty-nine year-old slacker who lives with his mom and realizes his sweet set-up is threatened when she hears wedding bells with her self-help guru beau.

Directed by Tim Hamilton. Written by Hank Nelken.
You have to fight for the right to never grow up. (tagline)

Jefferey Mannus[edit]

  • You can't win my affection back with Manwhich!
  • Maybe a heart attack will teach my Mom a lesson in abandonment.

Mert Rosenbloom[edit]

  • We're all the authors of our own destiny. Let's make this a happy ending.
  • The word "can't" isn't in my vocabulary.
  • Sometimes we confuse our fears with our fantasies.

Dialogue[edit]

Jeffrey Mannus: Are you sure you're gonna be okay sleeping on the floor?
Seymour Warburton: I was thinking you would sleep on the floor.
Jeffrey Mannus: I've got spina bifida.
Seymour Warburton: I have osteoporosis.
Jeffrey Mannus: Well, I'm allergic to dust.
Seymour Warburton: I'm ninety-one fuckin' years old.

Seymour Warburton: If you're looking for some wise, pithy advice that only an old man with a lifetime of experience can give you, you're barking up the wrong tree. What I can tell you is the love we give away is the only love we can keep.
Jeffrey Mannus: That's actually wise and pithy, Seymour.
Seymour Warburton: I got it off an old Deepak Chopra calendar. I think it was September. And I'm-
[He seethes unintelligible rage at Jeffrey]

Tagline[edit]

  • You have to fight for the right to never grow up

Cast[edit]

External links[edit]

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