Marvel: Ultimate Alliance

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Marvel: Ultimate Alliance is a 2006 video game, produced by Activison and written by C.B. Cebulski. The game is based on superhero characters appearing in Marvel Comics. The player controls a team of superheroes who work under the command of Nick Fury to battle Doctor Doom.


(Explaining his origin) The day my father Odin banished me from Asgard, I was bitten by a radioactive vampire and had radioactive waste dumped over my eyes. To make matters worse, my mutant ability to control weather activated just as I was hit by a blast of gamma radiation. Nah, actually I got this way by volunteering for the Weapon X program. They promised to cure my cancer. And they cured it all right, by giving me an outrageous healing factor. Then they labeled me psychotic and tossed me into a prison lab. So I escaped and became what some people might call a "mercenary". I prefer the title "cleaner of the gene-pool".


[The scene begins at the S.H.I.E.L.D. Helicarrier U.N.N. Alpha, which is under attack]

Nick Fury: What the hell is goin' on here? Where's our air support? Get those forward guns going! Why aren't those rear batteries firing? Somebody get General Wilson on the horn!
Doctor Doom: [on the screen] Colonel Fury.
Nick Fury: Doom. I'll have your head for this.
Doctor Doom: I have little time for your pretty threats, Colonel. Surrender your ship now, or I shall destroy it.
Nick Fury: Not on my watch. [After touching some bottons on his glove; talking to a microphone on it] This is a priority alert to all meta-humans. U.N.N. Alpha request inmediate assistance.

[Spider-Man, Captain America and Wolverine are teleported to the deck of the Helicarrier by Thor]

Captain America: Thor, take care of those gunships! Spider-Man, draw them towards the stern!
Spider-Man: Sure thing. [Attached his webs to a flying gunship.] I just love being the target. [Webs the gunship] WOOHOO!
Captain America: Wolverine...!
Wolverine: Stow it, boy scout. I don't take orders from you. [Jumps, takes out his claws and attacks the pilot and the gunmen of a gunship]

[Thor destroys a gunship of Ultron warriors with his enchanted hammer Mjolnir and is struck on the back.]

Thor: Soulless machine! How dare you strike the son of Odin! [With his hammer he destroys the gunship]
Spider-Man: [After seeing Thor] Show-off. [Crawls at the top of a gunship and gets to the pilot] Ah, excuse me. Is this the ferry to Staten Island? [The pilot tries to attack him, but Spidey dodges his punch and webs a pair of gunmen to crash them each other; realizing the gunship is going to crash] Uh-oh. [Jumps where Captain America is fighting, before the gunship hits the Helicarrier]
Spider-Man: Hey Cap, looks like you-- whoa! [Dodges Cap's shield and sees how he finish the robots by his own] ...could use some help. [After seeing how Wolverine is destroying all the robots on one gunship, while he laughs and crashes] That dude scares me.

[Captain America, Thor and Spider-Man regroup with Wolverine, who has survived the crash with no great deal of harm, save for a piece of metal in his side which he removes.]

Wolverine: [after realizing the three are looking at him] What are you girls lookin' at?

[Spider-Man, Wolverine, Thor and Captain America find themselves in a white, foggy room after a confrontation with Dr. Doom, who seemingly destroyed them with powers of the Norse God Odin]

Spider-Man: Am I dead? Why does heaven smell like a wet dog? [looks next to him and sees Wolverine] Oh, wait. Never mind.
Wolverine: [growls at Spider-Man]

[The booming sound of Uatu the Watcher sounds behind the heroes. Wolverine unsheathes his claws from the surprise.]

Uatu: I am Uatu, the Watcher. I prevented your deaths, for you are needed to save this universe. Listen closely, mortals. Doctor Doom's unrestrained use of Odin's power will soon tear the fabric of reality beyond repair. I have broken my sacred vow to only observe so that I may give you this one chance to save your world.
Thor: Who can stand against the power of Odin? Even the mighty Gods of Asgard have fallen!
Captain America: Doom's power seems unlimited, but you must know a way to stop him.
Uatu: Yes, there is a chance. But, it will be difficult. First, you must acquire a shard of the M'Kraan Crystal, a Shi'ar gem of fantastic power. Next, you must acquire another object of great power, and it will take all your strength and skill. You must face the world-eater known as Galactus.

Active Hero: You seem a little tense.
Spider-Man: Gee, I can't see why... Dr. Doom's in control of an army of supervillains and the Black Widow is working for him.
Active Hero: It's not that bad.
Spider-Man: Are you off your meds? The only thing that would make this worse is if the Earth would be destroyed to make way for an intergalactic highway!
Active Hero: Do you really think the Black Widow's a traitor?
Spider-Man: Of course she is. Hey, I've been at this superhero game long enough to know that the hot chicks always turn evil... Probably because evil pays better.
Active Hero: Why don't you tell Colonel Fury about her?
Spider-Man: If one of Nick's little S.H.I.E.L.D. agents has turned to the dark side, then Nicky'll have to figure it out for himself.
Active Hero: It's your responsibility to tell Colonel Fury about the Black Widow.
Spider-Man: No, it isn't.
Active Hero: Yes, it is. You have great power, and with great power there must also come...
Spider-Man: [angered] If you finish that sentence, I'm gonna put so much web in your hair you'll have to shave your head!

Ancient One: Who would dare disturb my meditation?
Deadpool: Grampy! Is that you? Wow, you got a lot older. And uglier too!
Ancient One: You buffoon! I am not your grandfather! I am the Ancient One, teacher of Dr. Strange.
Deadpool: Are you sure? You're really grouchy just like Grampy was.
Ancient One: Yes, I am quite certain I am not related to you, you idiot!
Deadpool: Gee, Grampy used to call me that. Usually after I woke him up from a nap by shoving an ice cube down the back of his shirt.
Ancient One: Please be silent! I know that you heroes have banded together to battle the Masters of Evil. Let Dr. Strange know that I will be watching over you.
Deadpool: I'll tell him. Thanks, Grampy!

Bullseye: If it isn't my old buddy Daredevil! Hope you aren't still angry over me killin' your gal pal Elektra.
Daredevil: Bullseye, I'm not a vengeful man... but in your case, I'd make an exception.
Bullseye: Hey, it's not like I did it for fun! I had to prove I was a better assassin than Elektra!
Daredevil: You proved a lot of things that day. None of them good. Now get out of my way. We have to use that navigation console.
Bullseye: You aren't stopping that missile I launched because I hold the only access card to the computer!
Daredevil: I can't see how it's going to be a problem taking that card away from an egotistical blowhard like you.
Bullseye: Now there you go gettin' angry at me. I just hate it when people get angry... It makes me all... violent!
Daredevil: Then come on. Try getting violent with me.

Baron Mordo: This is an outrage! How dare Loki and Doom leave us behind!! I'll not stand for it!!!
Ultron: This is not an unforeseen outcome. They now each get what they desire without having to share the spoils with us.
Baron Mordo: We'll just see about that. All we have to do is guess which spear is truly Odin's. That will open the barrier.
Ultron: Can you use your power of mind control to get the Elf to choose for us?
Baron Mordo: It is all too simple for the Master of Magic. Go, Elf. Choose a spear for your master Baron Mordo.
Ultron: An unfortunate outcome.
Active Hero: What's wrong? Outlived your usefulness to Loki and Doom?
Baron Mordo: How did you get here? You shouldn't have been able to cross the bridge!
Ultron: Evidence suggests differently. Let us battle them!

Loki: My, my, my, what an unexpected surprise. But don't you know it's not safe up here on Raven's Peak... at least not for the likes of you.
Active Hero: You've got nowhere to run, Loki. Hand over Odin now.
Loki: Sorry, but I'm not exactly sure what's happened to Daddy dearest. You see, Dr. Doom has him.
Active Hero: Then what are you doing here?
Loki: I seek to take control of the Destroyer Armor. But I require four god-swords to free it from its prison of ice.
Active Hero: What's the Destroyer Armor?
Loki: It is a magical shell created by Odin. The wearer's consciousness is pulled inside, leaving their body outside, in a frozen state. The Destroyer Armor is so powerful that even the mighty Thor cannot defeat it.
Active Hero: Then we'll just have to stop you before you succeed.
Loki: I invite you to do your best, but know this... I will possess the Destroyer Armor!
Scorpion: I was hoping I could find someone being a hero. Seems like I hit the jackpot.
Active Hero: Scorpion! What are you doing here?
Scorpion: I'm working for the biggest group of villians this world has ever seen. The Masters of Evil.
Active Hero: Who's in charge?
Scorpion: That's the best part of all. We're led by the man himself... Doctor Doom.
Active Hero: What's he want with this Heli-carrier?
Scorpion: If you only knew. cause Doom's got a plan that's gonna shake the heavens.
Active Hero: Talk, Scorpion or you're in for a world of hurt.
Scorpion: You wanna get tough, punk?! Good. Cause so do I.

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