Minions & Monsters

Minions & Monsters is a 2026 American 3D computer-animated comedy film and a non-canon midquel to Minions (2015) in which the Minions aim to make a monster movie of their very own in Old Hollywood.

Goomi

• I'm free! Yes, I'm free! Freedom! I've been trapped in that book forever. And I'm... [Henry touches his head] ... I'm forever in your debt. And I just wanna... [Henry keeps squishing] How'd you do there, mister?
• (from trailer) Stop manhandling me, you big weirdo!
• By the way, I'm Gary Orkam Oliver Magma Ichabod the Deceiver, but my friends just call me Goomi for short.
• I know the perfect monsters for your movie!
• Don't be scared though, they're such good guys. Just try not to look too delicious.
• Behold, the all-powerful Irene! She's going to destroy everything on the planet!

Max

• You see those large, heavily armed men? They suspect you have killed their leader and they want you dead.
• James, you're going to do great things.

Dialogue

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[Debbie, as Mary, walks onto the detective's office set. As the cameras roll, she glances at her line on a cue card]

Debbie: You disappear from my life 5 years ago, and now you think you can come waltzing back in? Well, no! No, I say! [grabs a glass and throws the contents in Henry's face] Get lost You handsome bastard! [She strides away, and on cue, Henry grabs and dips her] Oh, Humphrey. My mother warned me about men like you. [Henry pauses to glance at his cue card and sees Max gesturing encouragingly]

Henry: [clearing his throat] Bobby. Piñata. Carbonara. Lasagna. [He makes smooching noises]

Debbie: What?

Max: What?

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James: So James.

Goomi: Ah, James. Rolls off the face tendrils. "James".

James: Isatera Henry.

Henry: Eh, Bello.

Goomi: Henry! Oh, I like it! It sounds tough and rugged. It's like, "Oh, look out! Here comes Henry!".

James: Ela Ed.

Goomi: Ed! Enchanté.

[Ed greets Goomi in sign language]

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Cast

• Pierre Coffin — The Minions
• Trey Parker — Gary Orkam Oliver Magma Ichabod "Goomi" the Deceiver
• Allison Janney — Olivia
• Christoph Waltz — Max
• Jesse Eisenberg — Dort
• Jeff Bridges — Frank and Elwood Blight
• Zoey Deutch — Debbie
• Bobby Moynihan — Phillip
• Phil LaMarr — Howard
• George Lucas — Himself

External Links

• Minions & Monsters quotes at the Internet Movie Database