Ol' Dirty Bastard

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Russell Jones (November 15, 1968November 13, 2004) was an American rapper who went by the stage name Ol' Dirty Bastard (often shortened to ODB). He was one of the founding members of the hip hop group Wu-Tang Clan.


  • Ladies don't love shit. Ladies just act like they love. You understand what I'm sayin'? It's an act when it comes to Ol Dirty Bastard. They ACT like they love Ol Dirty - ladies don't love Ol Dirty Bastard because … Ol Dirty Bastard is busy lovin' them. They might like Ol Dirty Bastard, know what I'm sayin? They might listen to his music or something, but really they don't pay no mind. They pay nothing no mind, nothing is paid a mind to, really, on this earth. It's just living, and dying. The world is a big ball of fire and it's just burning with no feeling.
    • Dirty Minded Documentary
  • I'm into all assholes. I like it because it's tinier than a pussyhole. It's so tiny, it's tinier than a clitoris. When i get the feeling of licking a york peppermint patty, it's a sensation.
    • Dirty Minded Documentary
  • Everyday, like probably three times a day, I'd jerk my dick off so much that the prisoners would say yo Ol' Dirty chill the fuck out. Every girl I saw on T.V., her ass looked funny to me, and i just kept jerkin my dick off, every fucking day and night.
    • Dirty Minded Documentary
  • "Yeah nigga, fart that shit." [referring to a vulgar method of lighting marijuana]
    • Unofficial Rolling Stone interview, 1994
  • Do I let my children listen to my music?' Of course I do. Shoot, the worst curse is a lie.
  • From an MTV News video segment. 1995
  • When it comes to children, Wu-Tang is for the children.
    • 1998 Grammys

Quotes from ODB songs[edit]

Got Your Money[edit]

  • "Oh oh baby, this is dedicated to all the pretty girls. All the pretty girls in the world, and the ugly girls too cause to me youre pretty anyways."
  • "I don't have no trouble with you fuckin' me/ But I got a little problem with you not fuckin' me"

Return To The 36 Chambers[edit]

  dirty dancin- u know dam well i dont smoke dat shit..u know dam well..
  • "Introducin -yo FUCK that nigga's name; my hip-hop drops on your head like rain"

Nigga Please[edit]

  • "Please nigga, I'm immune to all viruses; I get that cocaine, it cleans out my sinuses"
  • "I kill all the government microchips in my body; I'm that paranoid nigga, at ya party; I kill all my enemies at birth; SHUT THE FUCK UP, bitch and let me stick my hands up your skirt"

Protect Ya Neck[edit]

  • "First things first, man / You're fuckin' with the worst / I'll be stickin' pins in your head like a fuckin' nurse / I'll attack / Any nigga who slack in his mack / Come fully packed with a fat rugged stack"

Proteck Ya Neck II The Zoo[edit]

  • "While you sleep I be the God on point, with Scottie Pippen / as I, jump on stage, flip rip a show / Strip a rippa' hoe, wayyy like Bo / Jackson while I'm still taxin maxin / Relaxin sittin back lickin tracks and yeea "

===Windpipe= MY name russel jones and i run dis

Dirty Dirty[edit]

  • Keep it nappy or braided up

Dirty in the cockpit, blazin' up

The Trials and Tribulations of Russell Jones[edit]

  • Here Comes The Judge:"nominated at awards; back in the days drivin' an Accord"

Wu Tang Forever[edit]

  • From Triumph: "What y'all thought y'all wasn't gon' see me? I'm the Osiris of this shit!"


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