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- [Wile E. Coyote puts a door and knocks, Bugs comes up and opens it.]
- Bugs Bunny: Eh. What's up, doc?
- Wile E. Coyote: Allow me to introduce myself. My name is "Wile E. Coyote"... Genius. I am not selling anything nor am I working my way through college, so let's get down to cases. You are a rabbit, and I am going to eat you for supper. Now, don't try to get away. I am more muscular, more cunning, faster, and larger than you are... and I'm a genius, while you could hardly pass the entrance examinations to kindergarten. So, I'll give you the customary two minutes to say your prayers.
- Bugs Bunny: I'm sorry, mac, but the lady of the house ain't home and besides we mailed you people a check last week! [Slams the door]
- [Wile E. takes the door down and trots back home.]
- Wile E. Coyote: Why do they always want to do it the hard way?
- Wile E. Coyote: [slurring] Allow me to introduce myself. My name is mud. [he faints]
- Bugs Bunny: And remember, "mud" spelled backwards is "dum".