Ouran High School Host Club

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Ouran High School Host Club is an anime and manga series created by Bisco Hatori in 2003. Anime was dubbed by FUNimation Entertainment.

English Cast[edit]

Main Cast[edit]

Tamaki Suoh - Vic Mignogna

Haruhi Fujioka - Caitlin Glass

Kyoya Otori - J. Michael Tatum

Hikaru Hitachiin - Todd Haberkorn

Kaoru Hitachiin - Greg Aryes

Mitsukuni "Honey" Haninozuka - Luci Christian

Takashi "Mori" Morinozuka - Travis Willingham

Recurring Roles[edit]

Renge Houshakuji - Monica Rial

Umehito Nekozawa - Patrick Seitz

Ritsu Kasanoda - Christopher Sabat

Kanako Kasugasaki - Laura Bailey

Shiro Takaoji - Brina Palencia

Benio Amakusa - Stephanie Young

Chizuru Maihara - Jamie Marchi

Hinako Tsuwabuki - Brittney Karbowski

Ryoji "Ranka" Fujioka - Mike McFarland

Kotoko Fujioka - Jennifer Seman

Yuzuru Suoh - John Swasey

Yoshio Otori - Kent Williams

Misuzu Sonoda - Sonny Strait

Eclair Tonnerre - Colleen Clinkenbeard

Momoka Kurakano - Carrie Savage

Kimiko Sakurazuka - Kate Oxley

Kirimi Nekozawa - Cherami Leigh

Shima Maezono - Juli Erickson

Ayanokoji - Leah Clark

Arai - Jerry Jewell

Tetsuya Sendo - John Burgmeier

Grandma Suoh - Judy Keith

Maid A - Amber Cotton

Maid B - Amber Cotton

Guest Stars[edit]

Fuyumi Otori - Christine Auten

Yasuchika "Chika" Haninozuka - Aaron Dismuke

Kazukiyo Soga - Kyle Herbert

Kadomatsu - Brandon Potter

Kuretake - Tiffany Grant

Landlady - Julie Mayfield

Toru Suzushima - Eric Vale

Hina Kamishiro - Kate Bristol

Dr. Yabu - Chuck Huber

Ayame - Jay Wilson

Akira Komatsuzawa - Christopher Bevins

Tomochika Sakyo - Kevin M Connolly

Chikage Ukyo - Chris Cason

Sumire - Megan Miller

Seller - John Gremillion

Liquor Store Boss - Jeremy Inman

Honey's Father - John Gremillion

Benio Amakuza Fan Club Executive - Wendy Powell

Ritsu Kasanoda (Young) - Colleen Clinkenbeard

Ritsu's Father - R Bruce Elliott

Host Club Guest's Mother - Linda Leonard

Hitatchiin Maid - Michele Specht

Season 1[edit]

Episode 1- Starting Today, You Are A Host![edit]

Haruhi (Narrating) - *sigh* This place has four library rooms. You think one of them would be quite. *looks out window* How are things in heaven mom? I can't believe it's been ten years already. I'm beginning to think that rich kids only come to school to have a good time. *find music room #3* An abandoned music room. *opens door* I guess this is the only place I'll be able to study in peace and quiet.

  • rose petals*

Host Club - Welcome!

Haruhi (Narrating) - When I opened the door, I found the host club.

  • Starting Today, You Are A Host! (title)*

Tamaki (Narrating) - Only those with excellent social standing, and those from filthy rich families, are lucky enough to spend their time here, at the elite, private school, Ouran Academy. The Ouran Host Club is where the schools handsomest boys with too much time on their hands, entertain young ladies who also have way too much time on their hands. Just think of it as Ouran Academy's elegant playground for the super rich and beautiful.

Haruhi - This is a Host Club!?

Host Club - Oh, wow! It's a boy!

Kyoya - Hikaru, Kaoru, I believe this young man is in the same class as you, isn't he?

Hikaru and Kaoru - Yeah, but he's shy. He doesn't act very sociably, so we don't know much about him.

Kyoya - Hm. Well that wasn't very polite. Welcome to the Ouran Host Club, Mr. Honor's Student.

Tamaki - What? You must be Haruhi Fujioka!

Haruhi - *tries to escape*

Tamaki - You're the exceptional honor's student we've heard about!

Haruhi - How did you know my name?

Kyoya - Why, you're infamous. It's not everyday a commoner gains entrance into our academy. You must have an audacious nerve to work hard enough to fight your way into this school as an honor's student, Mr. Fujioka.

Haruhi - Well...Uh...Thank you, I guess...

Tamaki - You're welcome! *puts hand around Haruhi's shoulder* You're a hero to all other poor people, Fujioka. You've shown the world that even a poor person can excel at an elite private academy!

    • Haruhi scoots away slowly*

Tamaki - It must hard for you to constantly be looked down upon by others.

Haruhi - I think you're taking this poor thing too far.

Tamaki - Spurned, neglected. But that doesn't matter now. Long live the poor! We welcome you poor man to our world, of beauty!

Haruhi - I'm outta here.

Honey - Hay! Come back here Haru-Chan! You must be like a superhero or something! That's so cool!

Haruhi - I'm not hero, I'm an honor's student. AND WHO ARE YOU CALLING HARU-CHAN!?!?!?!? *pant, pant*

Tamaki - I never would have imagined that the famous scholar, would be so openly gay.

Haruhi - Openly what?

Tamaki - So tell me what kind of guy's you're into. *shows Mori* Do you like the strong silent type, *show Honey* the boy-lolita? *shows the twins* How about the michivous type, *shows Kyoya* or the cool type?

Haruhi - I....Uh...I-I-It's not like that! I was just looking for a quiet place to study!

Tamaki - *strokes Haruhi's face* Or maybe, your into a guy like me. What do you say?

    • Haruhi jumps out of Tamaki's reach only to bump into an expensive vase, smashing it into a million pieces*

Hikaru and Kaoru - AAGGHH!

Hikaru - We were going to feature that Renaissance vase in an upcoming school auction.

Kaoru - Oh, now you've done it commoner! The bidding on that vase was supposed to start at eight million yen!

Haruhi - What!? Eight million yen!? How many thousand yen is that? How many thousands are in a million? Uh..I'm gonna have to pay you back.

Hikaru and Kaoru - With what money? You can't even afford a school uniform.

Kaoru - What's with that grubby outfit you got on anyway?

Kyoya - Well, what do you think we should do Tamaki?

Haruhi - !

Tamaki - There is a famous saying you made have heard Fujioka. When in Rome, you should do as the Romans do. Since you have no money, you can pay with your body. That means starting today, you're the Host Club's dog.

Haruhi - I don't know if I can handle this mom. I been captured by a bunch of boys that are calling themselves a "Host Club".

Honey - Poke, poke.

    • Haruhi faints*

Later, during the Host Club....

Girl 1 - Um, Tamaki, what's your favorite song?

Tamaki - What song? The one that reminds me of you, of course.

Girl 2 - I baked you a cake today. Would you like to taste it?

Tamaki - Only if you'll feed it to me, darling.

Girl 2 - Oh, wow. You're so dreamy.

Ayanokoji - May I have a word with you, Tamaki?

Tamaki - Hm?

Ayanokoji - I've recently heard the Host Club is keeping a kitten with now pedigree.

Tamaki - Huh, I don't know if I'd call him that. *Haruhi walks in* Oh, speak of the devil. Thanks for doing the shopping, little piglet. Did you get everything on our list?

Haruhi - What? Piglet?

Tamaki - Hey, wait a minute. What is this?

Haruhi - Just what it looks like. It's coffee.

Tamaki - I've never seen this brand before. Is this the kind that's already ground?

Haruhi - What do you mean? It's instant coffee.

Girls - It's instant?

Tamaki - Woah! I've heard of this before! It's commoners' coffee. You just add hot water!

Gril 1 - I didn't know there was such a thing.

Girl 2 - So, it's true then. Poor people don't have enough free time to grind their own coffee beans.

Girls - Mmhm!

Kyoya - Commoners are pretty smart.

Hikaru - One hundred grams for three hundred yen?

Kaoru - That's a lot less then we normally pay.

Haruhi - I'll go back and get something else. Excuse me for not getting you guys expensive coffee.

Tamaki - No, I'll keep it.

Everyone - *gasp*

Tamaki - I'm going to give it a try. I will drink this coffee!

Everyone except Haruhi - *applause*

Tamaki - Alright, Haruhi. Get over here and make some f this commoners coffee.

Haruhi - I hate all these damn rich people.

Ayanokoji - Oh, Tamaki. Now you're taking the joke too far. Your pallet won't be able to stomach that crap. You don't have to drink it just because he bought it.

Haruhi - Hm?

Ayanokoji - I'm sorry. *looks right at Haruhi* I was talking to myself.

Haruhi - Um...

Tamaki - Haruhi!

Haruhi - Uh-I'm coming.

Haruhi - *makes instant coffee* Here.

Tamaki - Let the tasting begin.

Girl 1 - I'm a little scared to drink this stuff.

Girl 2 - I'm afraid if I drink this, my father will yell at me.

Tamaki - What if I let you drink it, form my mouth?

Girl 2 - Well, then I would drink it.

    • Fangirl screams*

Haruhi - This is ridiculous.

Hikaru - HAHAHA! So he had this nightmare that made him bolt right out of bed.

Kaoru - Hikaru! Don't tell them that story! I asked you not to tell anyone that. *starts to cry* Why are you so mean to me?

Hikaru - I'm sorry, Kaoru.

Girls - *gasp*

    • Hikaru gets so close, they could almost kiss*

Hikaru - I didn't mean to upset you. But you were so adorable when it happened, I just had to tell them. I'm sorry.

Kaoru - I forgive you.

Fangirls - OH! I'VE NEVER SEEN BROTHERLY LOVE QUITE LIKE THAT!!

Haruhi - What are they so excited about? I just don't get it.

Honey - *yawn* Sorry. We're running late.

Girl 1 - Hello, Honey! Hey, Mori!

Girl 2 - We've waiting for you guys! Hi!

Honey - I'm sorry. I was waiting for Takashi to finish his Kendo meeting, and I fell asweep. *rubs eyes* And I'm still not, completely awake.

Girls - *gasp* SO CUTE!!

Haruhi - Is that boy really a third year student?

Kyoya - Honey-Senpai might seem young and childish, but he's a prodigy. And then Mori-Senpai allure, is as strong and silent as his position.

Haruhi - Uh...

Honey - Haru-Chan! Hey, Haru-Chan, do you wanna go have some cake with me?

Haruhi - Thanks, but I don't really like cake.

Honey - Than how about, would you like to hold on to my bunny, Usa-Chan?

Haruhi - I' not, into, bunnies.

Honey - Are you saying you don't like Usa-Chan?

Haruhi - Oh...I guess he is kinda cute, huh?

Honey - *gasp*........ Take good care of him, okay!?

Kyoya - You'll notice that our club utilizes each mans unique characteristics to cater to the desires of our guests. Just so you know, Tamaki's number one around here. He's the King. His request rate is seventy percent.

Haruhi - What's this world coming to?

Kyoya - And in order for you to pay off your eight million yen debt with us, you act as the Ouran Host Clubs dog until you graduate. I'm sorry. I meant our errand boy. You can try to run if you want to Haruhi, but just so you know, my family employes a private police force of one hundred officers. By the way, do have a passport?

Haruhi - Huh?

Tamaki - You're gonna have to work hard to pay off that debt, my little nerd. *lightly blows on the back of Haruhi's neck*

Haruhi - *gasp*! *pant, pant, pant, pant, pant* Please don't do that again.

Tamaki - You need a makeover or no girl is going to look twice at you.

Haruhi - Yeah. Well, I'm not trying to get girls to look at me.

Tamaki - Are you kidding me? That's the most important thing! You have to learn to be a gentlemen and please the ladies, like me.

Haruhi - I just don't think it's all that important.

Tamaki - Hm!?

Haruhi - Why should I care about appearances and labels anyway? I mean, all that really matters is what's on the inside, right? I don't understand why you even have a Host Club like this.

Tamaki - It's a cruel reality, isn't it?

Haruhi - *growl*

Tamaki - It's not often that God creates a perfect person like moi. Beautiful both inside and out.

Haruhi - Say what?

Tamaki - I understand how you feel, since not everyone is as blessed as I am. But you must console yourself, if otherwise you couldn't go on living. And think about this, Haruhi. Why do you think they put works of art on museums? Because beauty should be shared with the world. And those born beautiful --

Haruhi - There's a word to describe people like him. Arrgh. What is it? Aw man. I wish I could remember that word. Hmm...

Tamaki - I've decided to share my expertise with you. Here's a tip! When setting down your glass, extend your pinky finger as a cushion. And that way, when you set it down, You won't be making a lot of noise--

Haruhi - Hmm...Maybe...A pain in the neck....No....There's something that fits him perfectly....

Tamaki - And above all else Haruhi, you must remember, how effective a glance to the side can be.

Haruhi - Huh, I got it!

Tamaki - Oh, did I strike a cor--

Haruhi - Obnoxious!

Tamaki - Uh-- *goes to the corner and rolls up like a ball*

Haruhi - Uh, I'm sorry Tamaki-Senpai.

Hikaru and Kaoru - HAHAHA!

Hikaru - You're a hero alright.

Kaoru -Uhhuh!

Haruhi - {He really is a pain in the neck} I'm sorry Senpai. But your lesson did strike a small cord with me.

Tamaki - *stands up* Really? It did? Let me teach you more, my friend.

Haruhi - Well, he got over that quick.

Kaoru - Boss?

Tamaki - Call me King!

Kaoru - You can teach him all the basics of Hosting,

Hikaru - But he's not going to get very far with the ladies if he doesn't look the part, you know? *starts taking Haruhi's glasses off* He's not Host Club material but, maybe if we took off his glasses it'll help. !

Haruhi - Hey, I need those! I used to have contacts, but I lost them on the first day of school.

Tamaki - *gasp* *snap* Hikaru! Kaoru!

Hikaru and Kaoru - Got it! *pulls Haruhi away*

Haruhi - AAAAHHHHH!!!

Tamaki - Kyoya, my hair stylist! Mori-Senpai, go to the eye doctor and get him some contact lenses!

Honey - What about me, Tama-Chan!?

Tamaki - Honey-Senpai....

Honey - Yes, Sir!?

Tamaki - You...Go have some cake.

Honey - It's just us, Usa-Chan. Everyone else said they were too busy.

Hikaru and Kaoru - Here! Change into this uniform!

Haruhi - What!? But why!?

Hikaru and Kaoru - Don't ask questions!

Haruhi - NO! WAIT!

Hikaru and Kaoru - CHANGE! CHANGE! CHNAGE! CHANGE!

Haruhi - OK! FINE! I'LL CHANGE! BUT YOU TWO HAVE TO GET OUT!

Hikaru and Kaoru - WWWAAAHHH!! Huh?

Honey - Ummm...Yummy....

Haruhi - Um..Senpai...

Tamaki - Aren't you done changing yet?

Haruhi - *opens curten* You sure it's really okay for me to keep this uniform?

Tamaki - SO CUTE! You're as pretty as a girl! Adorable!

Honey - Haru-Chan you look so cute!

Hikaru -If we had known that's how you really look...

Kaoru - We would have helped you out sooner!

Kyoya - Who knows. Maybe he'll draw in some customers.

Tamaki - You know, that's just what I was thinking.

(Bullcrap)

Tamaki - Our errand boy is moving up the ranks! Starting today, you're an official member of the Host Club! I will personally train you to be a first rate Host! If you can get one hundred customers to request your service, we will completely forget about your eight million yen debt.

Haruhi - A Host?


Kimiko - So, tell me Haruhi, do you have any hobbies? What do you like to do?

Momoka - I'm curious, what kind of products do you use on your skin?

Girl - Yes, it's so pretty!

Haruhi - {I can't do this anymore. I have no idea what I'm supposed to do.}

Girls - So why did you join the Host Club, Haruhi?

Haruhi - {Uh...All I have to do is get one hundred customers to request me, and they'll forget about my eight million yen debt. I know just the story.}

Momoka - I see. Your mother was sick and passed away ten years ago. Who does the chores around the house?

Haruhi - Oh, I do them myself. My mother taught me. She was an amazing cook. And when she went to the hospital, she left me all kinds of different recipes. It was fun to create each dish. Especially when they turned out well.

External links[edit]

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