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Paradise PD

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Paradise PD (2018–2022) is an American adult animated sitcom created by Waco O'Guin and Roger Black that premiered on August 31, 2018 and ran for four seasons on Netflix.

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  • Randall: Kevin, I'm a divorced guy with no balls who has to wear a testosterone patch to keep his mustache from falling out... so I'm shittin' rainbows YAYYY!
  • Kevin: The last girl I went out with dumped me because I happen to like this grant robot dinosaur cult.
  • Gina: Mama's home, bitches!
  • Gerald: I don't do pranks, IKEA, or cargo prants. That's all white people shit.
  • Stan: In 1941, I was the prettiest girl in school. I won the 4-H beauty pageant and made finger love to Mickey Rooney.
  • Dusty: Lobstoberfest is almost here! Ooo, I hope my tux still fits!
  • Bullet: How am I supposed to sniff out cocaine if I don't know what it smells like?
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