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Pyro (St. John Allerdyce) is a fictional supervillian that appears in American comic cooks published by Marval comics. He is an enemy of the X-Men.

X2 2003)[edit]

Pyro: I'm driving.
Wolverine: Maybe next time.

Pyro: So, they say you're the bad guy.
Magneto: Is that what they say?
Pyro: That's a dorky looking helmet. What's it for?
Magneto: This "dorky looking helmet" is the only thing that's going to protect me from the REAL bad guys.
[magnetically takes Pyro's lighter and lights it]
Magneto: What's your name?
Pyro': [staring at his lighter in Magneto's hands] John.
Magneto: What's your *real* name, John?
Pyro: [summons lighter's flame to his hand] Pyro.
Magneto: Quite a talent you have there, Pyro.
Pyro: I can only manipulate the fire
[flame disappears into Pyro's hand]
Pyro: I can't create it.
Magneto: You are a god among insects. Never let anyone tell you different.

Magneto: What's your name?
Pyro: John.
Magneto: What's your real name, John?
Pyro: ...Pyro.

Pyro: [grunts] I don't like uncomfortable silences.
Rogue: What are you doing?
[radio turns on and "Bye Bye Bye" by N'Sync Plays]
Pyro, Rogue, Wolverine, Bobby: [all groan] Ahh.

Pyro: That's it.
Bobby: Whoa. What do you think you're doing.
Pyro: I'm tired of this kid's-table shit, I'm going in there.
Rogue: John they told us to stay here.
Pyro: [looks back] You always do what you're told?
[leaves the jet]

Pyro: You know all those dangerous mutants you hear about in the news? I'm the worst one.

[in the X-Jet, being pursued by two fighter jets]
Storm: I gotta shake them!
[she does a roll with the plane and drops it sharply towards the ground, then levels off]
Pyro: [looking ill] Please don't do that again.
Wolverine: [looking ill] I agree.

Rogue: They told us to stay here!
Pyro: Do you always do as your told?

Rogue: John, knock it off.
Bobby: Will you stop showing off?
Pyro: What, for her? It's not my fault if your girlfriend's getting excited.

Madeline Drake: This is all my fault.
Pyro: Actually they discovered that it's the male who carries the mutant gene and passes it on, so it's his fault.

Pyro: I don't like awkward silences.
[he turns on the car radio, N Sync's "Bye Bye Bye" comes on]
Pyro, Wolverine, Bobby: [groan] Awww...

Magneto: Quite a talent you have there, Pyro.
Pyro: [Flames appear in Pyro's hand] I can only manipulate the fire. I can't create it.
Magneto: You're a god among insects.

X-Men: The Last Stand (2006)[edit]

John Allerdyce: Getting the cure so you can go home to mommy and daddy?
Bobby Drake: I'm looking for someone.
[looks around, sees mutants lining up to get cure]
John Allerdyce: Oh I get it... your girlfriend. Figures she'd want the cure. She's pathetic!
Bobby Drake: [clenches fist angrily, starts to freeze up]
John Allerdyce: [lights a fireball] Go ahead Iceman - make a move.
Bobby Drake: [long pause, then turns and walks away]
John Allerdyce: Same old Bobby, still afraid of a fight.
[turns around and ignites cure building]

John Allerdyce: Nice helmet.
Cain Marko: It keeps my face pretty.

John Allerdyce: Listen to this: "Prisoner is to be kept immobile at all times. If he gets any momentum, no object can stop him."
Eric Lensherr: What's your name?
Cain Marko: Juggernaut.
Eric Lensherr: I can't imagine why.

John Allerdyce: You should have stayed in the school.
Bobby Drake: You never should have left.

John Allerdyce: You're in over your head Bobby.
[starts throwing fire even harder]
John Allerdyce: Maybe you should go back to school.

Pryde of the X-Men (1989)[edit]

Pyro: G-day! Welcome to Asteroid M. Don't you just love a good bar-be?
Dazzler: Leave this one to the Dazzler! You guys go on.

Cyclops: Let the hostages go, Pyro. This doesn't concern them!
Pyro: Wrong, Ruby Eyes. In two days, it'll concern every human on Earth.

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