Quackerz

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Quackerz is a 2016 American Russian 3D computer animated adventure family comedy film and directed by Viktor Lakisov. It was released to theaters in Russia on February 14 2016 and released as direct-to-video in United States and Canada on June 14 2016.

They'll quack you up(taglines)

Longway[edit]

  • My father says it isn't safe out there, so I need to stay and learn traditions. Our crazy, boring traditions that nobody believes in.
  • Wow. You've been around the world, huh? I've never been off this island.
  • Hey! I just made a hole with my head that was so big, I drained the lake! Oh, no. My dad lectured me for hours about this.

Erica[edit]

  • I can't believe my dad locked me up. He dragged me all over the world, then throws me in the slammer just because I didn't follow his every rule.
  • [to Longway] We could fly off this boring island and see the real world, together.

Dialogue[edit]

Erica: I can't believe my dad locked me up. He dragged me all over the world, then throws me in the slammer just because I didn't follow his every rule.
Longway: Wow. You've been around the world, huh? I've never been off this island.
Erica: Really? You got to stay in one place the whole time? A place to call home?
Longway: My father says it isn't safe out there, so I need to stay and learn traditions. Our crazy, boring traditions that nobody believes in.

Erica: What happened to the lake?
Longway: Hey! I just made a hole with my head that was so big, I drained the lake! Oh, no. My dad lectured me for hours about this.
Erica: Uh, you know, we...
Longway: All that junk about responsibility.
Erica: We could fly off this boring island and see the real world, together.
Longway: Huh? Fly off... together? Sounds amazing! [flies up, then falls back down] But I shouldn't leave my dad when there's all this trouble with the mal...
Erica: With the mallards? Two seconds ago you said you hated responsibility. So either you don't like mallards, or you're just a quack-job coward. Mmph!
Longway: Erica, wait! I didn't mean to...
Erica: Quack off!

Taglines[edit]

  • They'll quack you up

External links[edit]

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