Scaler (video game)

How about you call me Scaler?

Scaler is a 2004 3D platform video game about Bobby Jenkins, a 12 year old boy who goes into a lizard dimension.

Bobby Jenkins/Scaler

• Wow! You are one ugly figment of my imagination!
• Yuck! This better work.
• Hey, you’re that guy on TV! Private Buttbreath!
• What a wimp. Are you sure your name isn’t Captain Bootlick?
• Did anyone get the license plate number of that truck? I got to stop eating that chili before I hit the sack. (burps) It always gives me weird dreams.
• Kid? How about you call me Scaler?
• Okay, have it your way. You’re not a dream.
• Okay, maybe I’m not dreaming. Maybe… maybe this is real.
• I’m no speck of dust. I can do anything!
• This is not just any lizard egg. It’s an egg from my world. What do you want with it?