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Ship A'hoy Woody

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Ship A'hoy Woody is the 171st animated cartoon short in the Woody Woodpecker series. Released theatrically on August 1, 1969, the film was produced by Walter Lantz Productions and distributed by Universal Pictures.

Dialogue

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[Buzz boards the ship in a Girl Scouts uniform, with a box tucked under his arm.]
Buzz Buzzard: [high-pitched feminine voice] Yoo-hoo! Hello there! My name is Whitney, and I'm a Girl Scout. A-and could you please buy some Girl Scout cookies?
Woody Woodpecker: [suspicious] Hmm... let me hear you recite the Girl Scout Promise.
Buzz Buzzard: Promise? [in regular gruff voice] What promise? I don't have to promise nothin'! Are you gonna buy these crummy cookies or not?
Woody Woodpecker: [taking the box of "cookies"] Well, I haven't got any money...
Buzz Buzzard: That's alright. I'll just run below and get a few doubloons.
[While Buzz starts toward the stairs, Woody shakes the box and listens to the sound it makes.]
Woody Woodpecker: Wait a minute! These cookies are stale!
Buzz Buzzard: No, they ain't! Lemme see.
[Woody opens the box; a large boxing glove on a spring pops out and socks Buzz in the head, knocking him out.]
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