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  • I can sculpt a birthday cake out of shit and insist that I obviously mean cake, that my real intent is to wish you a happy birthday, but my intentions
    5 KB (678 words) - 16:05, 3 November 2014
  • Nebraska Press. p. 33. ISBN 0-8032-4081-3.  Romance novels are birthday cake and life is often peanut butter and jelly. I think everyone should have
    19 KB (2,624 words) - 15:19, 2 November 2014
  • we're gonna do today? Jack: What? Ma: We're going to bake a birthday cake Jack: A birthday cake? Ma: Mmhmm Jack: Like from TV? Ma: Mmhmm, but for real Jack:
    10 KB (1,549 words) - 19:53, 4 April 2016
  • codes. I hope you die and after you die I'll go to your grave and eat birthday cake all by myself. I see that I am a little piece of a big, big universe
    4 KB (587 words) - 08:13, 13 December 2015
  • Henry: June, look, see? I told you it’s a birthday cake. June: Get a grip, Henry, you forgot my birthday, senpai, okay, peasants, now, senpais, let’s
    2 KB (259 words) - 17:11, 11 June 2016
  • with that. [Harriet and Karen buying a birthday cake.] Harriet: "Ooh, this one." [Harriet picks out a cake in the shape of a pair of breasts.] Karen:
    14 KB (1,917 words) - 01:15, 27 February 2016
  • [screaming] WHOOOA! [Greg lands onto a girl's birthday cake. Rodrick laughs.] Little Girl: [to Greg] You ruined my birthday, you jerk!!!! Greg: It is unbelievable
    9 KB (1,228 words) - 22:52, 14 October 2015
  • good job frosting Maggie's birthday cake. [The cake reads, "Happy Birthday Magaggie".] Homer: What? It's not Magaggie's birthday? Homer: If he marries your
    45 KB (6,538 words) - 15:41, 26 July 2016
  • Lois: So, Meg, your birthday's coming up, huh? You excited about turning... Peter: Uh, Meg, I got 16 candles for your birthday cake. How does that sound
    21 KB (3,204 words) - 01:04, 27 July 2016
  • normal kid would be severely punished for trashing his entire birthday cake on his birthday. But you can't help it. After all, you're Goku's son. It's family
    50 KB (8,273 words) - 17:02, 26 December 2014
  • [Marshall is livid that Amanda wrote Lily's age and name wrong in her birthday cake] Marshall: Forty-second? Does this [gestures to Lily] hot piece of ass
    28 KB (4,350 words) - 12:18, 11 July 2016
  • I've got ya! [he and James laugh] James' mother: [holding a birthday cake] Happy birthday, darling. Now quickly, blow out the candle before the wind does
    14 KB (2,063 words) - 16:30, 25 May 2016
  • stage 5 clinger. Vinny: Snooki's outfit is crazy, she looks like a birthday cake, she's all decorated, dressed up, with the pink, boobs all out up in
    18 KB (2,564 words) - 19:47, 16 June 2016
  • my father. Madison Penrose: [after Olivia's corpse collides with her birthday cake] MY SUSHI CAAAAKE!!!! Madison Penrose: You actually like that loser
    9 KB (1,498 words) - 00:04, 28 September 2015
  • serious] and you never will. . . . [The crew surprises Simon with a birthday cake.] Simon: How did… how'd you know? River, did you...? River: "Day" is
    146 KB (21,911 words) - 16:49, 22 February 2016
  • Captain...? Kathryn Janeway: [Turns around smiling and holding a birthday cake] Happy birthday. Tuvok: Thank you. Kathryn Janeway: So...it's not long before
    106 KB (12,746 words) - 16:29, 5 June 2016
  • offends Marge. This time, it's a bowling ball that collapsed on her birthday cake.] Homer: Don't worry, this frosting will come right off. [Homer is looking
    28 KB (4,139 words) - 06:30, 28 July 2016
  • just when Forrester back down to save his skin, we'll cut you like a birthday cake later. Dave: Dr. Kozak, is it true your company is working on a drug
    10 KB (1,633 words) - 23:54, 14 February 2016
  • impression and says]"Duh (Did I) tell you kids about the time I stepped on a birthday cake? Duhuhuh (to emphasize a dumb old man)" Harold: [Harold pointed his
    9 KB (1,462 words) - 10:59, 23 June 2016
  • Wait a second! What about our wishes? Genie: Wishes? Do I look like a birthday cake? Louie: Aw, c'mon, you can't fool us! A Genie's supposed to grant wishes
    53 KB (7,188 words) - 23:12, 26 July 2016

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