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  • fever, sore throat, muscle pain, and headaches.  Typically, vomiting, diarrhea, and rash follow, along with decreased function of the liver and kidneys
    3 KB (396 words) - 14:40, 15 June 2015
  • That was some really great "fatcting". The only good time to say I have diarrhea is during a game of Scrabble, because it's worth a shitload of points.
    4 KB (592 words) - 19:19, 1 March 2015
  • Chicago. That was a wonder to me. I had thought Chicago was inevitable, like diarrhea. John Varley, The Persistence of Vision in Nebula Winners Fourteen, p.
    5 KB (441 words) - 13:03, 28 January 2016
  • Butt-head:  Maybe he has diarrhea. Stewart's Mom:  [crying]  He does NOT have diarrhea.  I'm his mother, I would know if he had diarrhea. Beavis:  Have you
    15 KB (1,682 words) - 00:10, 26 October 2015
  • diarrhea! When you're sliding into third and you lay a juicy turd diarrhea! When you're sliding into home and your shorts are full of foam diarrhea!
    8 KB (1,262 words) - 19:28, 8 May 2015
  • better, we're content with looking for another Moose Diarrhea Salesman. "Eric Meets the Moose Diarrhea Salesman", Beyond the Valley of the Gift Police, in
    8 KB (1,006 words) - 06:58, 2 November 2015
  • cosmetic products. Peter: [rings in] Diarrhea. [the crowd laughs] What? Oh. Oh. Oh. Sorry. Sorry. What is diarrhea? [after seeing the news about the heat
    8 KB (1,080 words) - 15:30, 23 June 2015
  • towards them.] Beavis and Butt-head:  [in unison]  Diarrhea, cha cha cha!  Diarrhea, cha cha cha!  Diarrhea, cha cha cha! Daria:  Get a life. Ticket clerk: 
    31 KB (3,204 words) - 19:44, 6 November 2015
  • Asking a sociologist to solve a problem is like prescribing an enema for diarrhea. Eric Norden, "Saul Alinsky: A candid conversation with the feisty radical
    7 KB (1,101 words) - 20:37, 12 October 2015
  • screamage, global colostomy face, wrongbody, restless lung syndrom and sexual diarrhea. Do not wake the sleeping yellow dragon. Who says you can't find purity
    17 KB (2,535 words) - 05:26, 8 February 2016
  • attempting to perform "I Will Always Love You" in the official Whitney Houston Diarrhea of the Vowels version ("And IIIIIIeeeeeIIIIIIIII, will alwaaaaays love
    14 KB (2,016 words) - 19:56, 18 February 2015
  • “Terrible diarrhea, Doctor, and I feel so weak!”/”Take these pills and come back in three days if you’re not better.” Parkington, Texas: “Terrible diarrhea.
    44 KB (6,777 words) - 23:36, 23 September 2015
  • the night, I did have a slight touch of diarrhea. That's all, it passed. Artie Bucco: Nothing. Touch of diarrhea. Tony Soprano: You motherfucker. Artie
    29 KB (4,422 words) - 15:36, 9 April 2015
  • puke-smothered buffalo diarrhea, it's just a pile of goat puke; hold the buffalo diarrhea. I don't even know if buffaloes get diarrhea. But it pains me to
    424 KB (71,808 words) - 11:03, 12 February 2016
  • scream] Ned: Oh come on! [Ned runs into the boy's bathroom, where he has diarrhea.] Suzie: Hey, Ned! I've been waiting for you... [Suzie puckers her lips
    12 KB (1,855 words) - 19:48, 29 May 2015
  • from the smoking and the drinking and the vulgar mother and the verbal diarrhea... Mark: No, I like you very much. Just as you are. Bridget: How's it look
    9 KB (1,391 words) - 15:13, 29 January 2016
  • ever had. Monk: Your only job is to cook. Do you not realize I have had diarrhea since Easters? Nacho: Ok... Maybe I am not meant for these duties. Cooking
    9 KB (1,478 words) - 11:10, 26 September 2015
  • . Sarah: He's so tender. Like, earlier this afternoon I had the worst diarrhea and he acted like he didn't hear anything... Laura: Oh... Sarah: ... you
    14 KB (2,178 words) - 14:58, 14 September 2015
  • little shit on my side. Makes me feel so good and smell so lovely. I love diarrhea. So much of it for you here. GG Allin: Hated in the Nation, ROIR, 1987
    13 KB (2,015 words) - 04:30, 16 September 2015
  • the Quotable Spaf Usenet is like a herd of performing elephants with diarrhea -- massive, difficult to redirect, awe-inspiring, entertaining, and a source
    4 KB (516 words) - 06:04, 27 October 2014

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