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  • face, and so I did it. He never did tell me who the Fat Lady was, but I shined my shoes for the Fat Lady every time I ever went on the air again — all
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  • be God, A God too much man to call forth adoration. Khalil Gibran, in Jesus, The Son of Man (1928), "A Man From Lebanon: Nineteen Centuries Afterward"
    19 KB (2,802 words) - 08:20, 16 December 2015
  • nearicle. DJ Jesús: Now I don't know you do I? We've never met before? Woman: No. DJ Jesús: Is your name Delilah? Woman: No. DJ Jesús: Oh. Seriously
    31 KB (4,792 words) - 08:14, 12 December 2015
  • gonna be Jesus! Kyle: You're too fat to be Jesus! Cartman: Oh, like you're gonna do it, Jew?! Kyle: Stan should be Jesus. Cartman: Either I'm Jesus or else
    30 KB (74,368 words) - 03:17, 19 December 2015
  • Fat Lady. That includes your Professor Tupper, buddy. And all his goddam cousins by the dozens. There isn't anyone anywhere that isn't Seymour's Fat Lady
    41 KB (5,159 words) - 10:08, 11 September 2015
  • up your ass! Fat Ass: You gotta let me outta here! You gotta! Byron Hadley: What is your malfunction, you fat barrel of monkey-spunk? Fat Ass: Please.
    20 KB (3,317 words) - 18:51, 19 November 2015
  • themselves! Is it not the flock that the shepherds should feed? You eat the fat, you clothe yourselves with the wool, and you slaughter the fattest animal
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  • curata cute vises, ...Epicuri de grege porcum. Translated: You may see me, fat and shining, with well-cared for hide,—...a hog from Epicurus' herd. Horace
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  • Seymour's Fat Lady. Don't you know that? Don't you know that goddam secret yet? And don't you know — listen to me, now — don't you know who that Fat Lady really
    22 KB (2,014 words) - 23:59, 25 December 2015
  • Favre into the conversation and gently stroke his nipple with one of his fat outstretched fingers—9. Number of strippers Adam "Pacman" Jones slaps playfully
    7 KB (1,048 words) - 07:57, 12 December 2015
  • that you somehow managed to tie Chuck Norris, Chewbacca the Wookie, and Jesus Christ together. Guy from audience: Your wife is your beard! Kevin: My wife
    4 KB (536 words) - 19:20, 4 January 2016
  • right! Joe Swanson: LET'S DO IT!! Joe Swanson: Get some! Herbert: Get your fat ass back here. Herbert: hmmm Herbert: Hey there little boy, you want a Popsicle
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  • approves and reveres. Horace, Epistles, Book II. 1. 262 Laugh, and be fat, sir, your penance is known. They that love mirth, let them heartily drink
    32 KB (4,593 words) - 19:29, 29 December 2015
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    2 KB (177 words) - 08:15, 12 December 2015
  • me! "Interview With Jesus" Don't give your money to the church. They should be giving their money to you. "Interview With Jesus" Have you noticed that
    70 KB (11,597 words) - 01:03, 26 January 2016
  • Lead gradual. Samuel Taylor Coleridge, Religious Musings. Jeshurun waxed fat, and kicked. Deuteronomy, XXXII. 15. The lofty oak from a small acorn grows
    12 KB (1,882 words) - 21:22, 17 November 2015
  • stone ...... as if it were an earthenware bowl, she makes it like sheep's fat. The proud mistress holds a dagger in her hand, a radiance which covers the
    22 KB (3,503 words) - 18:20, 5 February 2016
  • life's sensational pleasures. Robert Benchley, in "Hiccoughing Makes Us Fat" in No Poems: or Around the World Backwards and Sideways (1932). Health
    11 KB (1,592 words) - 15:35, 17 January 2016
  •  ·  Delocated  (2009–2013)  ·  The     Drinky Crow Show  (2008–09)  ·  Fat Guy Stuck in Internet  (2008)  ·  Frisky Dingo  (2006–08)  ·  Harvey Birdman
    3 KB (405 words) - 19:49, 12 December 2015
  • abuse Jesus. Was there ever a greater victim of name dropping? Be More Cynical (2000) - YouTube clip "Bill Maher on Jesus" Variants: I love Jesus. I just
    53 KB (8,377 words) - 20:59, 9 December 2015

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