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  • Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter is a 2001 cult film from dessa Filmworks which deals with Jesus' modern-day struggle to protect the lesbians of Ottawa, Ontario
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  • you would still owe two presents. Cartman: Jesus Christ! [Jesus hands up, is talking to two Iraqis] Jesus: Yea, look upon me and know me. My children
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  • vampires to disrupt it. Who: Henry Petrie Source: 'Salem's Lot Note: Character, the father of Mark Petrie, says this before being killed by a vampire
    78 KB (11,766 words) - 17:43, 14 November 2014
  • do you? Frylock: Let me ask you something, Carl. Have you accepted Jesus Christ as your personal Lord and Savior? Shake: Oh not with this! Can't we just
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  • 'Woman' Leans forward, revealing 'Her' true face] Col. Hunter Gathers: Samson!! Brock: Hunter?! Hunter: What is all this namby-pamby feel bad about good wet
    336 KB (51,752 words) - 02:05, 29 September 2015
  • 1981–2001 Beloved sister Devoted friend She saved the world A lot Buffy the Vampire Slayer, "The Gift" From Fable (game) "Blimey it's darker than I thought
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  • all juicin'. Div: Christ, you suck at this. I thought you'd be better at playing a gay vampire. Gabe: Dante is neither gay nor a vampire. And I don't suck
    76 KB (10,918 words) - 20:45, 5 June 2015
  • any regard for our safety and happiness, we should strive to crush the Vampire which is feeding upon our life-blood. All the selfishness of our nature
    477 KB (61,967 words) - 05:04, 22 September 2015
  • skin sample, you're concluding what, that he's some kind of a fat-sucking vampire? Mulder: Come on in. Scully: What are you watching? Mulder: Something
    378 KB (59,120 words) - 05:56, 16 August 2015
  • name is Walter Dornez, butler to the Hellsing family and former master vampire hunter." "I highly recommend pissing yourself, followed by a course of praying
    41 KB (6,875 words) - 16:47, 17 September 2015
  • Santa Christ, Santa Christ, we all love Santa Christ He is Santa and Jesus, goddamn it's Santa Christ He atoned for all our sins, but he also likes pancakes
    782 KB (124,469 words) - 19:33, 6 October 2015
  • on the stranger in town, only it turns out to be big Arnie or a gang of vampires. I'll bet you've seen that a million times, cowboy. Billy-Bob: Sure. King
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  • Dexter: [voiceover] I kill people, for one. Doakes: Jesus Christ, Morgan. Jesus fucking Christ. You're the Bay Harbor Butcher. Dexter: I really hate
    156 KB (24,472 words) - 10:17, 7 August 2015
  • dolphins. Hopefully this will keep us going until someone makes Space-Pilot Jesus Christ vs. Mecha-Pontius, but don't delude yourselves - Enslaved isn't inspired
    363 KB (54,710 words) - 20:22, 30 September 2015
  • up. I respect... I respect what you've done in the boxing world, but Jesus Christ, son, when you step in this ring, you're messing with Stone Cold Steve
    209 KB (38,806 words) - 00:43, 29 September 2015
  • "Guest". [He types in "Guest" and it works] Archer: No way! It can't be. Jesus Christ, that is just... babytown frolics. Archer: Do not wind her up. That is
    127 KB (18,439 words) - 07:16, 20 September 2015
  • are people now in California, looking at their seismographs, going "Jesus Christ! What was THAT?!?!" Danny Baker: What a thing! Stephen Fry: Is it because
    248 KB (35,729 words) - 10:03, 24 September 2015