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  • Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter is a 2001 cult film from Odessa Filmworks which deals with Jesus's modern-day struggle to protect the lesbians of Ottawa, Ontario
    999 bytes (75 words) - 22:36, 7 December 2015
  • androgynous yet powerful juices. Vampire Altarboy: We're not trying to! Sister Mary: Well good, 'cause I don't want it! Vampire Altarboy: Then we agree! Sister
    31 KB (4,792 words) - 08:14, 12 December 2015
  • you would still owe two presents. Cartman: Jesus Christ! [Jesus hands up, is talking to two Iraqis] Jesus: Yea, look upon me and know me. My children
    30 KB (74,368 words) - 03:17, 19 December 2015
  • not know, Your Unholiness. Vampire: Jesus fucking Christ! From now on, no more of this clever-name bullshit. When a vampire is pretending to be a human
    115 KB (18,996 words) - 01:43, 16 January 2016
  • vampires to disrupt it. Who: Henry Petrie Source: 'Salem's Lot Note: Character, the father of Mark Petrie, says this before being killed by a vampire
    78 KB (11,889 words) - 05:14, 28 January 2016
  • 'Woman' Leans forward, revealing 'Her' true face] Col. Hunter Gathers: Samson!! Brock: Hunter?! Hunter: What is all this namby-pamby feel bad about good wet
    337 KB (51,859 words) - 06:17, 25 January 2016
  • do you? Frylock: Let me ask you something, Carl. Have you accepted Jesus Christ as your personal Lord and Savior? Shake: Oh not with this! Can't we just
    22 KB (3,501 words) - 08:02, 12 December 2015
  • Mmmm...that's good rainbow. [sky darkens and lightning flashes] Jesus fucking Christ! IT'S the great Cloud Keeper in the sky! Cloud Keeper: Care Bears
    202 KB (30,780 words) - 10:30, 5 February 2016
  • 1981–2001 Beloved sister Devoted friend She saved the world A lot Buffy the Vampire Slayer, "The Gift" From Fable (game) "Blimey it's darker than I thought
    84 KB (12,880 words) - 05:18, 16 December 2015
  • all juicin'. Div: Christ, you suck at this. I thought you'd be better at playing a gay vampire. Gabe: Dante is neither gay nor a vampire. And I don't suck
    76 KB (10,918 words) - 20:45, 5 June 2015
  • any regard for our safety and happiness, we should strive to crush the Vampire which is feeding upon our life-blood. All the selfishness of our nature
    457 KB (58,772 words) - 04:39, 6 February 2016
  • on the stranger in town, only it turns out to be big Arnie or a gang of vampires. I'll bet you've seen that a million times, cowboy. Billy-Bob: Sure. King
    21 KB (3,308 words) - 17:08, 12 December 2015
  • skin sample, you're concluding what, that he's some kind of a fat-sucking vampire? Incanto: The Dead are no longer lonely. Rappo(repeated line): Your time
    400 KB (62,377 words) - 21:04, 7 February 2016
  • name is Walter Dornez, butler to the Hellsing family and former master vampire hunter." [quotes Jan Valentine against him] "I highly recommend pissing yourself
    46 KB (7,696 words) - 07:24, 26 January 2016
  • party. Huey: Excuse me. Everyone, I have a brief announcement to make. Jesus was black, Ronald Reagan was the Devil, and the government is lying about
    216 KB (34,868 words) - 23:06, 29 December 2015
  • that stuff I asked for. Frylock: (sighs; as Meatwad called a statue of Jesus Christ's crucifixion Santa) That ain't Santa Clause, okay? How many times do
    34 KB (5,343 words) - 05:56, 16 December 2015
  • Dexter: [voiceover] I kill people, for one. Doakes: Jesus Christ, Morgan. Jesus fucking Christ. You're the Bay Harbor Butcher. Dexter: I really hate
    156 KB (24,466 words) - 10:47, 21 January 2016
  • dolphins. Hopefully this will keep us going until someone makes Space-Pilot Jesus Christ vs. Mecha-Pontius, but don't delude yourselves - Enslaved isn't inspired
    372 KB (56,286 words) - 20:58, 15 January 2016
  • "Guest". [He types in "Guest" and it works] Archer: No way! It can't be. Jesus Christ, that is just... babytown frolics. Archer: Do not wind her up. That is
    127 KB (18,426 words) - 21:32, 14 December 2015
  • are people now in California, looking at their seismographs, going "Jesus Christ! What was THAT?!?!" Danny Baker: What a thing! Stephen Fry: Is it because
    250 KB (35,864 words) - 11:49, 2 February 2016

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