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  • Ceylon, at three o' clock in the morning, looking for one thousand brown M&M's to fill a brandy glass, or Ozzy wouldn't go on stage that night. So, Jeff
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  • him] Jack, our world tour is just around the corner. We've gotta make a list of our backstage demands! [looks down at a notepad] Okay, M&M's-- 2 red for
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  • have peanut butter M&M's? [Archie starts to put those on the yogurt] Yogurt boy: Hey, what are you doing? I didn't say I WANTED M&M's! I just asked if you
    5 KB (694 words) - 11:58, 18 June 2016
  • crossbones on the label. And if I wanna have an affair, or play sex games, or do M&M's, you can't stop me! As a matter of fact, I smoke pot! Hit the road, buster
    8 KB (1,224 words) - 19:10, 31 March 2016
  • Viagra? Cletus: Viagra don't work on me no more. Been taking them like M&M's! Sherman Klump: Buddy Love, I am SICK, and TIRED, of your S-H... Dean Richmond:
    8 KB (1,131 words) - 12:48, 21 July 2016
  • five, hiding under this desk with all my Halloween candy. Had some Peanut M&MS, went into my first anaphylactic shock and had to be rushed to the hospital
    53 KB (8,132 words) - 12:58, 10 July 2016
  • black trash bag] Richard: You spray that thing for bugs? [Tommy spills M&M's all over the dashboard] Richard: Oh, that sounds good! Melted chocolate
    16 KB (2,731 words) - 03:18, 14 January 2016
  • all my trips end like this? Marge: Your father sold all of our tools for M&M's again. Homer (as Adam): [to Marge (as Eve)] You're pretty uptight for a
    42 KB (5,764 words) - 18:46, 17 July 2016
  • Boo: Yeah, but I'm feeling horny, so I'm buying you. Look, there's some M&M's in there. So let's go. Get me off. Pennsatucky: That's not funny. Big Boo:
    55 KB (8,767 words) - 18:58, 26 June 2016
  • Vanellope: I know how to fix him. (Vanellope gives Philip two Packets of M&M's but it doesn't work, then Chen twangs Philips nose) Philip: Ah, that's better
    41 KB (6,617 words) - 06:48, 23 June 2016