SpongeBob SquarePants/Season 16

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SpongeBob SquarePants: Seasons: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 | Movies: The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie / Sponge Out of Water / Sponge on the Run / Saving Bikini Bottom: The Sandy Cheeks Movie / Plankton: The Movie / Search for SquarePants | Spin-offs: Kamp Koral (s1, s2) / The Patrick Star Show (s1, s2, s3, s4) | Specials: SpongeBob's Big Birthday Blowout, The Tidal Zone, Kreepaway Kamp, Snow Yellow, Sandy's Country Christmas, SpongeBob and Patrick's Timeline Twist-Up

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SpongeBob SquarePants (1999–present) is an animated TV series, airing on Nickelodeon about the adventures and endeavors of the title character and his various friends in the fictional underwater city of Bikini Bottom. It spawned a movie, followed by several short films, and video games.

Episode 1

Bizarro Bottom [16.1a]

SpongeBob: Customers at the Chum Bucket? My eyes must be tired.

[Much later, SpongeBob goes to the optometrist to get some glasses. He walks out with his new glasses.]

SpongeBob: There. That looks better.

[POV of SpongeBob: He actually got glasses that really just blur up everything he sees.]

SpongeBob: Blurry, but in a reassuring way. Oh, wait till I tell Patrick, and Sandy what a strange morning I had. Ooh, there they are now.

[He looks across the street to see what he thinks are Patrick Star, and Sandy Cheeks sitting at a table chatting. Remember, the glasses SpongeBob got just blurs up everything he sees. SpongeBob calls out, and waves to them.]

SpongeBob: Patrick! Sandy!

[SpongeBob runs across the street to meet up with who he thinks are Patrick, and Sandy, but he makes boat cars crash into each other in the process. Some of them are even burning, or exploding.]

SpongeBob: Yoo-hoo! Hey! Sandy! Patrick!

[SpongeBob finally meets up to who he thinks are Sandy, and Patrick.]

SpongeBob: Boy, am I glad to see you guys. Mind if I have some of your fries, Patrick?

[SpongeBob takes some of the straws, mistaking them for fries, and eats them.]

SpongeBob: A little dry...

[After swallowing the straws, SpongeBob notices the flower in a vase.]

SpongeBob: Mind if I have a sip of your soda, Sandy?

[SpongeBob drinks what's inside the vase, and gets disgusted a bit.]

SpongeBob: Oh, that is off.

[He places the vase down on the table.]

SpongeBob: This day has been bonkers! Squidward was a squid, Mr. Krabs was blue, and the Krabby Patties were tacos! Oh, I'm just so glad to run into my best pals, Patrick, and Sandy.

Preston: Who are Patrick, and Sandy?

[SpongeBob takes off his glasses. The two that he met up are not Patrick, and Sandy. They are actually Sammy, and Preston, both of them are paralleling Patrick, and Sandy.]

Preston: I assure you, good sir, my name is Preston. I know not of this Patrick you speak of.

Sammy: Duh-huh. And me am Sammy. Am I be a squirrel folk!

[SpongeBob got extremely confused again]

SpongeBob: Everything is still all crazy! Ahhhhh!

[SpongeBob runs off, going crazy again.]

Episode 2

Curse of the WereDoodle [16.2a]

DoodleBob: [gets in front of the WereDoodle, gibbers] Mr. Krabs: DoodleBob? DoodleBob: [gibbers] Squidward: I think it's trying to tell us something. Woman: [lands next to DoodleBob] He said the WereDoodle is frightened and misunderstood. Mr. Krabs: Uh, and who are you? DoodleBob's wife: I'm DoodleBob's wife! [shows a doodle ring on her finger] Tell them, dear. DoodleBob: [gibbers] DoodleBob's wife: He's sorry the WereDoodle caused so much trouble. Isn't that right, dear? He'll remove the curse and turn it back into a normal person. DoodleBob: [swallows the WereDoodle, sloshes it in his mouth, and spits out SpongeBob] All: [gasp] Squidward: Didn't she say a normal person? Mr. Krabs: SpongeBob! You were the WereDoodle?! SpongeBob: I was? [covers his crotch due to being in his underwear] How embarrassing. Mr. Krabs: The menace of the WereDoodle is over! Bubble Bass: Huzzah for DoodleBob! All: Huzzah! Mr. Krabs: [shakes DoodleBob's hand] Thanks for the help, DoodleBob. [gets a paper cut] Ow! Oh, paper cut. Man in pencil costume: Come on down to Pencil Paradise for all your pencil needs. Mr. Krabs: [turns into a WereDoodle as the moonlight shines onto him and the pencil man, howls] SpongeBob: Uh-oh. [Everyone screams and runs away from the Mr. Krabs WereDoodle, who is carrying the pencil man.] Mr. Krabs WereDoodle: [howls, runs at the camera]

Gorilla Suit Day [16.2b]

[Bubble transition to the mailman carrying a package to SpongeBob's mailbox. He inserts the mailbox and leaves. SpongeBob emerges from behind the mailbox and opens the package to reveal a "Yellow Sponge Person" costume.] SpongeBob: One Yellow Sponge Person costume. Perfect. [puts on the costume] There. Good as new. [the hair from the gorilla suit pokes through the costume's holes] Patrick: [tosses his safari hat away] SpongeBob, you're back! [hugs SpongeBob] SpongeBob: Yup, and just in time, too. Because as you know, tomorrow is... SpongeBob and Patrick: Kangaroo Suit Day! SpongeBob: [flails arms] I can't wait until morning. Let's get a jump on it! Patrick: [laughs and comes back wearing a kangaroo suit; SpongeBob jumps in his pouch] SpongeBob and Patrick: [laugh and bounce inside, then SpongeBob's house bounces around] Squidward: [screams as he falls down from the sky] Oh, if I never see another gorilla, it'll be too soon! [his nose lands directly in the back of someone in a gorilla costume] Gorilla person: [growls] Squidward: Oh, no! Another one! [screams as the gorilla person spins around on the ground, crushing him]

Episode 3

Exchange Student Driver [16.3a]

SpongeBob: Keep calm, SpongeBob. [sweating] Driving is the part you usually mess up back home.

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SpongeBob: [wearing Mrs. Puff's hair] Hi, Mrs. Puff. I'm back. Mrs. Puff: Oh, hello, SpongeBob. [takes her hair back] They kick you out of driving school already? SpongeBob: No, I graduated. [holds up the turnip] Mrs. Puff: A Klopnodian driving license. You passed? How? SpongeBob: Guess I just needed a change of scenery. Allow me to show you my new Klopnodian licensed driving skills? Mrs. Puff: Well, I have to say, I am curious.

The Kreepy Krab [16.3b]

Slappy: Welcome madame [kisses her hand] Lady Upturn: Ooh! [laughs] I must say, your tuxedo is mitre-delightful! [laughs] Slappy: Oh, thank you. It's the suit I was buried in. Lady Upturn: [recoils] Oh my. Slappy: A sophisticated lady like yourself deserves the best seat in the house! [With his bat wings, Slappy carries Lady Upturn to the crow's nest] Lady Upturn: Put me down! [Slappy places her in a chair] Slappy: May I start you off with a slap-itizing Krabby Patty? Lady Upturn: No! Please no! Slappy: Please, I insist! I'll even chew it for you. [He detaches his head and chews all the food, then sticks his tongue out][Lady Upturn screams in horror. She falls out of the crow's nest, bounces off Mrs. Puff, crashes into Slappy, and flies through the roof] Lady Upturn: I am offended! [she lands on the ground, creating a small puff of dust] [Parts of Slappy's body land around the restaurant] Slappy: OK! As head waiter, who can I help next? [Everyone in the Krusty Krab runs out screaming]

SpongeBob and Patrick's Timeline Twist-Up [16.4-16.5]

Past SpongeBob: There it is. The finest eating establishment ever established for eating: The Krusty Krab, home of the Krabby Patty... with a Help Wanted sign in the... [Past Mr. Krabs takes the "Help Wanted" sign out the window] Huh? [runs towards the front doors to see Past Mr. Krabs and GrandPat]

Past Mr. Krabs: [shaking hands with GrandPat] Congratulations, GrandPat. You're our new fry cook. [pulls GrandPat's hand] I hope that's not a problem working for your old frenemy.

GrandPat: [pulls Past Mr. Krabs' hand] I'm not working for you, Krabs, I'm working near you. [lets go of Past Mr. Krabs' hand]

Past Mr. Krabs: Whatever you say.

Past SpongeBob: [walks away dejectedly] I was ready. I was ready.

GrandPat: Hey, it's the old paperboy.

Past Squidward: I'm not your paperboy anymore.

GrandPat: To me, you'll always be my paperboy, paperboy.

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Past SpongeBob: I was ready. I was ready.

[The time closet appears in the Barg'N-Mart as present SpongeBob comes out]

Present SpongeBob: A hydrodynamic spatula with port and starboard attachments and turbo drive! [steps back into the time closet, but arrives again to give the clerk money] Oh, sorry. Keep the change.

Past SpongeBob: I was ready. I was ready.

[The time closet appears in front of past SpongeBob as his present self comes out and gives him the hydrodynamic spatula]

Present SpongeBob: Here, take this spatula, fly to the Krusty Krab and save the day.

Past SpongeBob: What?

Present SpongeBob: Trust me, you got this. We got this.

Past SpongeBob: Who are you, beautiful stranger? You look kind of familiar.

Present SpongeBob: I'm just a simple sponge with a job. [gives his past self a Krusty Krab employee hat] Now you have one.

Past SpongeBob: Whoa.

Present SpongeBob: Now, who's ready?

Past SpongeBob: I'm ready!

Present SpongeBob: Who's ready?

Past SpongeBob: I'm ready!

Present SpongeBob: Who's ready?!

Past SpongeBob: I'm ready! [flies to the Krusty Krab while his present self goes back into the time closet]

Episode 6

Laundro-Madness [16.6a]

Squidward: Harvesting my crops, ya-ta-ta-ta. [briefly takes off his hat; harvests peppers from a bush] Peppers look delish, ya-ta-ta-ta. [sees SpongeBob's nose in a bush, mistaken for a banana pepper] Banana pepper, too. Ya-ta-ta--ta! [pulls SpongeBob out from a bush and screams, squirting ink all over himself, leaving a stain on his shirt]

SpongeBob: [jumps out of the bush] Good morning, Squidward! Ya-ta-ta-ta!

Squidward: [hits SpongeBob's hat off] Ya-ta-ta-ta my foot! You made me ink on my last clean shirt! [pulls on his shirt] Now I have to go to the laundromat. [walks away]

SpongeBob: [slowly gasps] The laundromat? [imagining dirty people in a thought bubble] Why, that's a magical place where all filth and grime is washed away, [lots of water splashes onto the people, cleaning them] making clothes spring fresh.

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SpongeBob: I wish there was something I could do to help. [Close-up shot of SpongeBob as a realistic kitchen sponge in his pants.] Squidward: Wait a second. [takes his shirt and SpongeBob and rubs him on the stain on a table] SpongeBob: [laughing] Scrub harder, Squidward! [laughing] [Someone with a load of laundry backs away from the scene. Meanwhile, Plankton dumps his dirty test tubes from a box.] Karen: Seems like an unorthodox way of cleaning your lab equipment. Plankton: [tosses the box away and closes the machine] Stop bustin' my antenna. This is quicker, and it only cost a quarter! [tosses a quarter into the coin slot] [The washing machine shakes violently and smoke comes out.]

Episode 7

Krusty Kafeteria [16.7b]

SpongeBob: Ah, the ol' alma mater! [he bumps into a sign, causing the bubble unicycle to pop. He reads the sign] "Absolutely, without exception and for the final time - bubble unicycles are strictly prohibited on school grounds." [chuckles nervously] Uh, that must be new. [Just then, a crowd of high schoolers are entering the school.]] SpongeBob & Mr. Krabs: [as they get swept in by the crowd] Woah! Pearl: [while also riding the crowd] Hi, daddy! Glad you're here!

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[A bell next to them rings. The scene cuts to a couple students at a lunch table, two of them laying face flat on the table.] Lenore: Alright, [taps her ladle on the table] get up, you lazy flounders. [she is then seen to be high up on a chair] No one eats until you form an orderly line! That's the rules! Mr. Krabs: Hello there! Lenore: [puts her ladle through Mr. Krabs' eyestalks] Who's cuttin' in my line?! Mr. Krabs: We're the new kitchen crew! And you must be lunch lady Lenore [chuckles] Didn't think you'd be here. Lenore: I've run this cafeteria for 40 years! You think I'm gonna let a little horrific mangling keep me away? Now get to your stations!

Episode 8

The Haunted Bucket [16.8a]

[The episode opens with a shot of the Krusty Krab at night and fully decorated for Halloween, with gravestones, skeletons, and pumpkins.] Squidward: [sighs] That'll be $10.95. [holds out his hand] Patrick: Oh! Uh, wait a minute... [starting looking around his pants] Um... had it here somewhere. [pulls out a candy bag] I got it! Trick or treat! Squidward: [sighs] That's not how this works. [A cuckoo clock goes off, with high-pitched screaming playing] SpongeBob: My shift is over! [flies out of the delivery window and lands in Patrick's bag] Patrick: Happy New Year! SpongeBob: Happy Halloween! [They blow party noisemakers in Squidward's face] Squidward: I see you're both dressing as idiots for Halloween this year. SpongeBob: [wags finger] Not quite. We're going as... [SpongeBob and Patrick spin around together, and change into their costumes.] SpongeBob and Patrick: A sea mule! [They jump into each other and combine their costumes] SpongeBob: Uh-oh, I think we're both rear-ends. Squidward: You said it, not me. [laughs] [SpongeBob and Patrick pop up beside Squidward] SpongeBob: It's okay, we don't need a front half. We're spending the night at my house. Patrick: Giving out candy! SpongeBob: And watching scary movies! Patrick: [loudly] At full volume! SpongeBob: And screaming! SpongeBob and Patrick: [shouting] All night long! [SpongeBob and Patrick scream] Squidward: [groans] Huh? [laughs evilly] You can't spend Halloween watching movies, [puts his arms around SpongeBob and Patrick] what you need is a real scare! So, you need to go somewhere scary. [sets them down on the floor] And preferably stay there all night. Somewhere creepy and empty! Like ehm, uh... [sees the Chum Bucket in the distance] the Chum Bucket? Yeah, that's it! The Chum Bucket... SpongeBob and Patrick: [gasp excitedly] SpongeBob: No one ever goes in there. Patrick: Maybe because it's haunted. Squidward: Oh, sure the Chum Bucket is full of ghosts! [starts pushing them out the door] Now lock yourselves in, and don't come out 'til morning! [SpongeBob and Patrick hug Squidward] SpongeBob: Thanks, Squidward. This is gonna be the best Halloween ever! Patrick: Yeah! You wanna come with us? Squidward: [strained] Wish I could. You two have fun...

Go Fetch! [16.8b]

Gary: [now wearing a mechanic's belt and hat, he uses his eye to replace Bessy's old light bulb with the ball] Bessy: Huh? Gary: Meow. Bessy: [grins, lets SpongeBob out of her mouth, and tries to chew the ball on her antenna like a dog] SpongeBob: [in a bunch of pieces] Gary, why did you give up your ball? Gary: Meow. SpongeBob: What do you mean the ball was just a toy? Gary: Meow. SpongeBob: It's the memories we make that matter? Not the ball? Gary: Meow. [opens up his shell to reveal a shiny new blue ball] SpongeBob: And we can make new memories with this new ball? Gary, you are so wise. [hugs Gary] Get over here! Kid: [kicks the blue ball off the cliff] I did it, mommy! I kicked the ball again!

Episode 9

Heart of Garbage [16.9a]

Squidward: Oh, what now? Will you clowns be quiet?! I am trying to meditate!

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Squidward: The——the trash goes in the truck, not on my lawn! Just put the garbage where it's supposed to go!

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Squidward: Hey, my roof! [garbage comes piling down in Squidward's house] Well, this stinks.

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SpongeBob: [appears on the floor, exhausted from working as a cashier and as a frycook all at once; voiceover] I'm exhausted. I keep thinking I'm gonna wake up back at the lunch rush. I've been on my break for five minutes and all I can think about is getting my next order.

Mr. Krabs: [comes in] Why are you on the floor, lad?

SpongeBob: Sorry, Mr. Krabs. Just takin' a break.

Mr. Krabs: Break?! Since when did you start takin' breaks?

SpongeBob: Since I started doing both my job and Squidward's at the same time.

Mr. Krabs: Squidward didn't show up today?

SpongeBob: Squidward hasn't come to work in six months.

Mr. Krabs: Really?

SpongeBob: [gets up] I just can't keep up the pace, Mr. Krabs. I'll go to his house to see if he's okay.

Mr. Krabs: Whoa, there, laddie! You have two jobs to cover. You can go visit Squidward when you're off the clock.

Near-Mint Plankton [16.9b]

[The episode begins at the Krusty Krab. Mr. Krabs is doing his latest promotional gimmick: selling special edition Krabby Patties, including a patty with extra pickles.] Mr. Krabs: Hurry, hurry! Get your collectable, special edition Krabby Patty with extra pickles! Act now! Supplies are limited! Crowd: [complimenting in amazement] Plankton: [speaks in Russian] Coming through! Out of my way! Squidward: May I take your order? Plankton: [speaks in Russian] Yes, I am, uh, a prominent mustacheologist. Yes, that's it. And I would like a special edition Krabby Patty. Squidward: Mustacheologist, huh? SpongeBob: [jumps in] Ooh, a real mustache expert! I have so many questions. Do you prefer mustache wax or beard oil? Plankton: [speaks in Russian] Uh, that's a tough one. [chuckles] Um, beard oil?

Episode 10

Pardon My Wand [16.10a]

Announcer: And now, prepare to be astonished and stupified by the mysterious magic of the Great Howdini! SpongeBob: [nudges Sandy with his elbow] [Howdini appears onstage, and claps his hands together to create a flame.] Audience except Sandy: Ooh! Cowboy: How-dini do that? Audience: [applauds] Sandy: [yawns] Flash paper. Oldest trick in the book. Howdini: Hmph. [holds up a deck of cards and shuffles them in a circle, then in a star shape] Cowboy: [guffaws] How-dini do that? Sandy: Cards are glued together.[Howdini pulls a magic wand from his cape, and points it to create a bubble with a large sea slug inside of it. Howdini then changes it to an opera-singing sea slug.] Audience except Sandy: [cheers] SpongeBob: Yeah! Cowboy: [nudges Sandy] How-dini do that? Sandy: Ugh, he's doing it all with smoke and mirrors! Okay, we get it! Howdini: [cackles as he uses his magic to make Sandy disappear] SpongeBob: Huh? Sandy? Wow! Sandy: [opera sings in the bubble, then appears back in her suit] SpongeBob: Whoa! Wow! SpongeBob and cowboy: How-dini do that?Howdini: [bows and disappears in a cloud of smoke; appears as a giant head] I am the all-powerful Howdini! [laughs] T-shirts can be purchased in the lobby. [disappears again] Audience: [cheers] French narrator: [narrating time card] Abraca-later. [People line up to shake How-dini's hand.] Sandy: I can't come up with any logical explanation for how he did that! It goes against science! SpongeBob: You can't explain magic, Sandy. Mr. Howdini, can I have an autograph? Howdini: I'd be delighted. SpongeBob: I can do a magic trick, too. [blows on his thumb to make a pen come out of one of his holes]Howdini: Hmph. Amateur. [takes the pen and gives SpongeBob his wand] Hold my wand. SpongeBob: Can you sign my back? Howdini: [signs SpongeBob's back] Here you go, my little friend. Your pen. SpongeBob: [accidentally drops his pen] Thank you! Whoops! SpongeBob and Howdini: [reaching for their objects] I'll get it. [their heads bump] Ow. [they each grab the wrong item and walk away] SpongeBob: Thank you! Sandy: [writing on a notepad] Wires? No. Holograms? No. Hypnosis. Maybe. SpongeBob: Oh, Sandy. Magic isn't logical. See ya later, I gotta go home and feed Gary. [skips away] Sandy: Huh? What? Oh, yeah. See ya.

Stupor-stition [16.10b]

Charles: [passes by on top of the cannon, wiping it] I told you so! Mr. Krabs: [cuts to present in his anchor house holding a calendar in fear as it shows the day being Friday the 13th] Friday the Thirteenth! Today's Friday the Thirteenth! [opens the house door in worry and goes outside closing the door] Oh, it's best be careful today. [walks and gets startled as he sees a horseshoe facing down above his front door] Horseshoe facing down! Bad luck! [reverts it to facing up] That's better. [slips on a banana peel and the horseshoe falls into his eye] Oh no, it started. [Mr. Krabs is walking around Bikini Bottom to reach the Krusty Krab while avoiding bad luck.] Mr. Krabs: [startles] Wait a minute! [notices a pin on the street] See a pin, let it lay and all good luck will pass away. [rushes to the pin] Oh no! [picks up the pin, avoids car, sighs but gets hit by a truck, flies all the way to the Krusty Krab sign and gets slammed by it to the ground, he opens his tongue out with the pin on it and 2 punk individuals with rings and pierces hold out a 2 finger sign for him. Mr. Krabs then arrives at the Krusty Krab feeling dizzy and notices Squidward with an umbrella due to drops coming from a water pipe leak dropping on him which freaks out Mr. Krabs as he screams and runs towards Squidward] Umbrella open inside! Bad luck is on the tide! [grabs the umbrella and tosses it at someone else who yells in pain from it] Squidward: [the water pipe leak drops another drop on his head] That pipe's been dripping on my head all morning. What am I supposed to do? Mr. Krabs: Just enjoy the free shower.

Pigskin Pearl [16.11]

Mitzi: Thanks everyone for coming to our cheerleader auditions! We got some whale-sized shoes to fill. So, let's see what you got! Nocturna: [unenthusiastically] Doom and gloom. Black and grey. I hope you crush your foes today. Rah-rah. [sighs] [The cheerleading squad are a bit stunned with Nocturna's cheer.] Mitzi: That was very, um, peppy? Okay, next! Squidina: Hi, everyone! I'm Squidina Star, and I'm making a documentary about joining the cheer squad. Just need to strap on my PLV camera before I start my routine. [attempts to put on her PLV camera, but she slips and falls upside-down] Ta-da! Mitzi: I think we'll wait for the movie to come out. Next! [A cane pulls Squidina away.]Frederica: My name is Frederica, and I came here to cheer you on! Whoo! [The cheer squad applaud.] Fred: [sniffs] That's my girl. Frederica: We're Bikini Bottom! We came here to fight! We will kick your booties on the football field tonight! When you see us coming for your safety you will bet, for the only thing you'll hear from us is, "Watch out for-" [her leg snaps] My leg! Fred: Oh, no! Frederica! [jumps down to help his daughter, but breaks his leg too] My leg! Fred #2: Don't worry, Cousin Fred! I'm a doctor! [jumps down] Whoa! [breaks his leg too] My leg! Fred #3: I'll help! [jumps down] Whoa! [breaks his leg] My leg! Fred #4: Let me help! [jumps down] Whoa! [breaks his leg] My leg! Fred #5: I'll help ya, Fred! [jumps down] Whoa! [breaks his leg] My leg! Mitzi: This could take a while. Is there anyone who can actually do a normal cheer?

Episode 12

The Green Tentacle [16.12a]

[The episode begins at Sandy's treedome and it is the first day of spring. A robin flies up to the window, chirping happily.] Sandy: [sighs as she prepares some tea] Nothin' better than sweet tea in springtime. [hears a knock on her door] There's SpongeBob now! [heads out to go let SpongeBob in] [Little does Sandy know, the leaves on her tree begin to whiter and fall off of the branches.] Sandy: [exits her treedome, but gets hit by a falling branch] Huh? [sees her treedome withering and screams] My tree! SpongeBob: Hi, Sandy! I let myself in. Hope you don't mind. [sees Sandy completely frozen in shock] Why the long face? [she turns him around to show him her dying tree; screams] Your tree! What happened? Sandy: I have no idea! This old oak should be in full bloom right now! Not weepin' like a willow! [Her dying tree sheds a tear.] SpongeBob: Well, don't you have some kind of atomic acorn ray or something? Sandy: That ain't a thing. [pulls out a huge laser] Here. Help me with my nuclear powered barkomatic zapotron. [she and SpongeBob zap the tree in order to revive it] SpongeBob and Sandy: It's working! It's working! [The barkomatic zapotron only ended up destroying the tree.] SpongeBob and Sandy: [yell] Sandy: That just made it worse! Oh, what am I gonna do? SpongeBob: I know someone who's great at gardening.

Happy Krabby Birthday [16.12b]

[The episode begins at the Krusty Krab where it is closing time.] SpongeBob: Whoo! [jumps out of the chimney in happiness while Squidward sweeps up the garbage on the floor, he lands on the garbage] Hey, Squidward, do you know what day tomorrow is? [shows him the calendar] Squidward: Another day closer to death? SpongeBob: [laughs] Silly. How 'bout I give you a hint? [blows a noisemaker] It's Mr. Krabs' birthday! What should we get him? What? What? [two replicate faces of him approach Squidward] Mr. Krabs: [overhears this and peaks out of the pile of money] Oh, no, you don't! [rows his boat over to his employees] You two are not, I repeat, not to be gettin' me a birthday present! Every single one you gotten me has been a total disaster![A series of flashbacks are shown. Mr. Krabs is seen getting a bunch of "birthday gifts" from his employees, which all ended up in disaster. One was a sea bear that ended up mauling him. Another one was a jack-in-the-box, which ended up scaring him. The last one was a giant birthday cake, which ended up with Patrick jumping on top of him and eating the cake.] Squidward: Those were all from SpongeBob! Mr. Krabs: I don't care! [heads out the door] And no presents! SpongeBob: So, what should we get him? Squidward: What?! You heard him. No presents! SpongeBob: Oh, he doesn't mean it. He really wants one. He's using reverse psychology. Squidward: And you're using reverse brains. Count me out! SpongeBob: Ooh! Upturn's department store is open late. I'll get him something nice and I'll say it's from the both of us. I'm ready! [runs off] Krabby Birthday! I'm ready! Krabby Birthday! I'm ready! Squidward: Wait a minute. [imagines SpongeBob giving Mr. Krabs a deadly gift for his birthday] SpongeBob (imagination): It's from the both of us!

Episode 13

Karate Pals [16.13a]

Mrs. Puff: Here's an easy way to start your boat, just in case you happen to lose your keys. [holds up two wires together to start the boat] Pearl: Now I know what to do when Daddy hides the boat keys. [giggles] Sandy: [karate chops] Hi-ya! If'n y'all thought that was cool, wait 'til you see my karate demonstration. Squirrel style! [imitates a squirrel] Karen: Uh, my servals are not built for combat. Mrs. Puff: I'm a teacher, not a fighter. Pearl: Oh, I'm too delicate for martial arts. [chugs a soda, crushes it with her head, and burps; giggles] Sandy: Oh, yeah? This here move might change your mind. [karate chops the boat, flipping it to the other side of the lawn] Hi-ya! Mrs. Puff: Whoa! Nice parking job. Karen: Impressive. Pearl: I totally wanna learn karate.

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SpongeBob: Bikini Bottom is safe from the Gal Pals' karate chaos! [laughs] Blanche: Squirrel style! Sandy: Maybe not. Mailman: I'm gonna deliver my foot to your face, Blanche! Blanche: How dare you! Hee-yah! [does karate with the mailman] [Everyone else in town is also doing karate.] Larry: This karate stuff is a great workout. Karen: You are no match for my spinny wheels of doom! Fred: Behold the power of... my leg! Sandy: You did make sure to flip all the switches and push the buttons in the correct order, right? SpongeBob: Uh, I may have flicked when I should've flipped. Sandy: [facepalms] Aw, dang gummit. Instead of de-karate-ing the Gal Pals, I done turned everyone in town into a karate master. Rube: Karate is amazing! [gets hit by Old Man Walker]

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French narrator: And so, thanks to the Gal Pals, we must bid adieu to Bikini Bottom, and say bonjour to Karate Bottom. Hoy-ya! [Hans karate chops the screen, ending the episode]

Karen's Klatch [16.13b]

Karen: Alright, Sheldon. Why were you spying on us? Plankton: Well, I thought you and your friends were hating on me. All except Plankton: [laughing] Karen: You paranoid pipsqueak. We don't hate you. Plankton: Y-You mean you're not mad at me? Karen: No, but I know someone who is. Tandy: [opens the front doors, wearing a barrel] Gimme back my body! Plankton: [yells as he tries to drive away, but Tandy uses a magnet to attract it] [Tandy wraps a cord around Plankton as he takes him to the toilet.] Plankton: Wait! No! I'm sorry! Beep! [toilet flushes]