Super Mario RPG
Dialogue
[edit]- Toad: Hey Mario! Lots of people use something called a "door" to go in and out of their houses...
- Chancellor: Spores alive!!! You're telling us that Bowser has abducted the Princess AGAIN?
- Mallow: Wow! You're THE Mario! I know all about you! You've got more JUMP in you than a box of frogs!
- Toad: I forgot my bazooka at home! Sheesh... Give me a break, here.
- Mallow: T...this must be... ... BELOME! Is that a fire hose or his tongue?!
- Frogfucius: This may sound illogical, but I believe shooting stars can grant wishes...
- Bowyer: 997! 998! 999! 1000! Nya ha ha! 1000 arrows! For cover they run, nya! FUN this is, yes. Nya! Another 1000 will I shoot!
- ???: I serve... a higher authority. That Star Piece belongs to everyone. You can't keep it.
- Geno: Let me explain... You've heard of wishing upon a shooting star? At the "Star Road", your wish is transformed into a star. When it's granted, it then turns into a shooting star and falls down to earth. So you see, the Star Road plays an integral role in granting wishes. But ever since a sword destroyed the "Star Road", everything's come to a halt. No stars have been made since. The way things stand, yours is a world where wishes can't come true anymore.
- Bowser: Booster has such a nice place... I miss my fortress...I miss the good old days... Toadstool screaming in terror, Mario rushing in to save her... Oh geez, it's Mario! Oops.. Okay, okay.. Calm down! Don't let him see you like this! "Hey, how have you been?" NO! Not like that, dummy! Wrong tone! It needs more... confidence! YOU!! What're YOU doing HERE?!
- Bowser: Yeah... I'm a piece of work, ain't I?! All this power, AND looks too! I know, I know, You're thinking, "A big strong guy like him would be great to have along!" right? I'm gonna do something I may regret later...! I'll let you join the "Koopa Troop". You can thank me later...
- Booster: Chug-a-chug-a! Hoouuuooo! Chugga, chugga...hoooonk! This is my personal railway. Eh...? My! It's you again! I'm amazed you made it this far. Yes, quite amazing you are! Since you're here, maybe you could clear up something for me. My bride-to-be is chanting, "MARIOHELPMEMARIOHELPME". Is she showing her happiness? Hey, wait a second! Maybe "MARIO" is another guy!
- Booster: Of course it's here! You lazy slobs couldn't find water if you were fish!
- Bowser: They have no IDEA what they're up against! I'm lightning in a bottle! I'm an earthquake in a can! I'll bust this open in no time! You don't bring too much to the party, but why don't you help me here, anyway. At least you'll feel like you did SOMETHING!
- Snifit 2: Booster, Sir, uh... I believe that the bride may be...uh,...Crying...
- Booster: Crying? But that's what people do when they're...sad!! How DISGUSTING! That stuff may be corrosive! It tastes...like the sea!
- Bowser: Mario! No one, NO ONE, is authorized to kidnap the Princess except ME! It just wouldn't be right! Let's take her back to Mushroom Kingdom, where she belongs!
- Bowser: They've thrown me out of my own... I mean...I decided to take a vacation!
- Chancellor: Princess! You CAN'T be serious! You're NOT thinking of joining them, ARE YOU? This is sheer madness... You're a Princess! What will people say?!
- Wishing star: "I wish I weren't such a crybaby."
- Mallow: This one's private! Who do you think you are, spying on other people's wishes?
- Wishing star: "Please let Mallow find his way home."
- Mallow: Why, this wish is... It's from my mom and dad. They're wishing for me to come home! Sniffle... This isn't the time to be crying! They're waiting for me to come home!
- Yaridovich: Eee hee hee! And to think I got the star without even soiling my hands! I'm such a genius, it scares me sometimes. No wonder I'm so important!
- Johnny Jones: Not so fast there! That star's a gift to me mate, Mario. You spineless dogs have no code of honor! We'll make you walk the plank!
- Valentina: Halt! What, may I ask is THIS ugly thing? [which is Mario disguised as a statue to infiltrate Nimbus Palace]
- Garro: That's my latest masterpiece. I...I created it just for YOU...It's called... "A Plumber's Lament". Observe...the thick mustache...covering the sad, innocent smile of a simple fool... And the sideburns... conveying his blue collar roots. And the legs...well defined...Strong. The legs of the masses! Is it to your liking?
- Valentina: Hmmm... I consider myself something of an art buff! And I've got to say... This is spectacular!! Garro...only YOU could have created sculptures with such gentle beauty and...raw power!
- Valentina: Brat! And how DARE you listen in on a private conversation...!
- Mallow: Private? PRIVATE?! Everyone in a 10 mile radius could hear you!
- Axem Red: This Star Piece gives people hope! It needs to be destroyed!
- Bowser: Ahhh... The scent of boiling lava... It's so nice to be home! Smithy's gonna pay for stealing my splendid castle from me!
- Toadstool: You there! Are you the one in charge here? Do you know what your weapons have been doing to our world? Stop this nonsense at once!
- Factory Director: I'm afraid that isn't possible. Any dissent against Smithy will be dealt with by immediate meltdown.
- Toadstool: M, melt down? You can't scare me, I've got Mario by my side!
- Toadstool: Please! Don't make us go through any more! Just give us the star....NOW!
- Smithy: Hurrumph! Better yet...
Why don't YOU give me YOUR stars. Why, then I could easily conquer this world! Then we could get rid of all wishes, and create a world filled with...WEAPONS!!
