This is a false quote from a satirical article.
I can't believe people were using a BBSpot quote on this page. It's despicable. It would be like citing The Onion in a wikipedia article. UDScott: if the UD in your name is University of Delaware you should be ashamed of yourself for making two edits to this entry and not removing that citation. I would have thought they would've taught you better there.
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