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- America is the country where you buy a lifetime supply of aspirin for one dollar, and use it up in two weeks.
- Happiness sneaks through a door you didn't know that you left open.
- Sex: the thing that takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble.
- The way to fight a woman is with your hat. Grab it and run.
- Death kills once, Life kills numerous times.