- "Information is not knowledge. Knowledge is not wisdom. Wisdom is not truth. Truth is not beauty. Beauty is not love. Love is not music. Music is THE BEST..."
- "Rock stars, is there anything they don't know?"
- Homer Simpson, "Lisa the Vegetarian", 10/15/1995
- "Video games are bad for you? That's what they said about rock n' roll!"
- "If it's too loud, then you're too old."
- "Kiss the ass of metal you fucking jerkoffs!"