Talk:Serious Sam The Second Encounter

Serious Sam First and Second Encounters

• "Yeah, it's all fun and games until somebody loses an eye." (when killing a 1-eyed creature, "Gnaar")
• "Oh, God. Never underestimate the power of stupid things in large numbers!"
• "Die when I kill you!"
• "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA yourself!" (when fighting Kamikazes)
• "Hey! Didn't I kick your ass two rooms back !?" (when encountering "Cucurbito the Pumpkin" for the second time)
• "Goooood morniiiiiing Babylooooon!" (a reference to Good Morning, Vietnam)
• "These guys have seriously lost their heads"
• "Man, it's cold. My nipples are like pencil erasers."
• "Double your gun, double your fun!"
• "C'mon! Just try to hurt me now!" (said when acquiring invincibility power-up)
• "Look ma', I'm a lumberjack!" (said when acquiring a chainsaw)
• "What are you screaming for!? The pain hasn't even started yet!"
• "Am I the man, or am I the man!?"
• "Oh yeah, shake baby, shake, but I ain't gonna QUAKE!" (Reference to the Quake FPS)
• "Finally, some sci-fi mumbo-jumbo!" (said when acquiring a quad-barreled laser cannon)
• "Now I've got your ticket to hell."
• "He he he! Now you're all FIRED!" (said when acquiring a flamethrower)
• "Rocket ranger, ready to rocket!" (said when acquiring a rapid-firing rocket launcher)
• "Rocket-roll!" (same as above)
• "Now you'll dance my tune!" (said when acquiring a Thompson SMG)
• "My flaming fists of fury will destroy you fiend! Ha ha ha...oh God, who writes this stuff!?"
• "They say two heads are better than one, but how does it fart?" (when examining a statue of a two-headed snake)
• "To be or not to be, that is a serious question." ([Shakespeare] Reference)
• "He who wields a minigun, fears not." (ancient proverb)
• "I'm a lumberjack, and I'm okay!" (after acquiring a chainsaw)
• "Now I'm seriously serious!"
• "Hey guys! Let's play hot potato!" (after collecting a grenade launcher)
• "Oh yeah, finally, some dark dungeons"

Serious Sam II

• "Give a man a bullet and he'll want a gun. Give a man a gun and he'll be giving away the bullets."
• "Long range weapon for a long term relationship."
• "Double the gun, double the fun!"
• "Secret Duke's skeleton has been found!""Dude, you've been hanging here FOREVER!" (Duke Nukem reference)
• "Secret fake health has been found!":"MY GOD! HE SURE HAD ME FOOLED!"
• "I eat resistance for breakfast!"
• "Hell! How did you know what's coming!(to NETRICSA)
• "He can lick my lead."
• "WOHOO! Let's go BOWLING!"(picks up a cannon)
• "You have exactly 5 seconds to explain what I'm doing here. And 2 seconds have just passed..."
• "WOHOO! They've made the guns even BIGGER since the last game!"
• "Aarrr, mateys! They be comin' from the starboard bow, fire them cannons and swab the poop deck!"
• "Hehehe! Shiny.. and deadly!"
• "Now that's some serious firepower."
• "I forgot my driver's license at home. He he.."
• "Well I do love to party, but I don't like to clean up the mess."
• "Spikes!? I hate spikes!" (Indiana Jones reference)
• "This thing fires 8 rounds per second. That's 480 rounds per minute! Imagine!"
• "Ha ha! Now I can do some SERIOUS gang banging!"
• "I shoot, you count."
• "OK, who's gonna go first, scumbags!"
• "Croteam rulez!"
• "Who leaves these weapons lying around?"
• "I love collecting big guns! It looks so Unreal!" (Reference to Unreal Engine and possibly Unreal Tournament)
• "Those rocks can shake, but I won't Quake." (Reference to the quake FPS)
• "Who's The One?! Isn't it obvious? I AM!"
• "I'm gonna have a Serious talk with Croteam one of these days."
• "We can do this the hard way, or my way... They're basically the same thing."