Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (2012) (season 2)

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The following is a list of quotes from the second season of the 2012 series Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.

Episodes 27–52[edit]

The Mutation Situation[edit]

Leonardo: It seems like you been avoiding us lately, April.
April: It's not my fault. Dad's alien abduction nightmares are getting worse. He barely let's me out of the house.
Kirby O'Neil: I'm sorry, April. It's just... What if the Kraang are still out there? I'll do anything to protect you.

Leonardo: Guys, I think that mutant was Mr. O'Neil.
Raphael: How do you know?
Leonardo: You see many red-bearded, middle-aged bats running around Manhattan?

Donatello: I promise by Darwin's beard, we'll cure him.
April: You... You mutated my father!

Shredder: Where is my shipment?
Kraangdroid: The complications became overly complicated. The ones known as the Turtles sabotaged the shipment. Kraang will make amends.
Shredder: (turns to Karai) These creatures are useless. It is time to expand my mutant army on my own.

Invasion of the Squirrelanoids[edit]

Follow the Leader[edit]

Karai: You know, I bet I'd make a small fortune if I sold you to a science lab. Could you imagine the press? "Talking Ninja Turtle found in sewer."
Leonardo: Great. Captured and now totally humiliated. Awesome day, Leo. Awesome day.
Karai: You deserve everything you're getting, Leo! After you betrayed me last time! Foot bots, de-shell him!

Michelangelo: [yawns in boredom] We've been looking for mutagen for days now, dudes. This is so boring. I'm gonna scream. Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh!
Leo, Donnie and Raph: MIKEY!
Leonardo: Okay, okay, we get it! We'll take a little break and do something fun, cool? [Donnie, Raph, and Mikey cheer] Training session!

Leonardo: [as Footbots overwhelm him] Karai!
Karai: I never got to know my mother because your rodent master took her away from me!
Leonardo: Splinter!? That's a lie!!
Karai: Get him out of my sight!!
Leonardo: Karai, listen to me! Splinter would never hurt your mother!

Leonardo: Shredder is lying to you. Splinter would never hurt an innocent. Your grudge is with me! Stay away from my brothers and my sensei! Understand? Believe me, Karai.

Leonardo: I'm sorry to bother you, Master Splinter. I need to ask you some questions- about Karai.
Splinter: It is late, Leonardo. These questions will have to wait for another time.
Leonardo: She said you took her mother away from her. I know it's not true, right?
Splinter: No. It is not true. But the truth is just as difficult.
Leonardo: Please, sensei, tell me. Trust me.
Splinter: Karai...is my daughter.

Mutagen Man Unleashed[edit]

Raphael: [about Super Robo Mecha Force Five] What the heck is this nonsense? It's terrible!
Michelangelo: Terribly AWESOME! I found these old tapes in a dumpster.
Raph: Tapes?
Leonardo: Dude, this is awful!! And you guys complain about Space Heroes.
Raph: Their lips don't even match what they're saying! I could never watch a show this bad!
[a couple minutes later, everyone's glued to the screen]

Mikey: [after stealth attack from Leo] What was that?
Leo: THAT, was a stealth attack. And that is what we're gonna be doing in today's training session.
Mikey: No fair! I couldn't see you coming!
Raph: That's why it's called 'stealth', genius.
Donatello: Why would you eat a slice of pizza you found on the roof anyway?
Mikey: Roof pizza is like one of my top ten favorite types of pizza.

April: Have you ever actually opened this book?
Casey: Eh, school isn't really my thing. When I graduate, I'm either gonna become a professional hockey player or an international bounty hunter.
April: Those are quite the options.
Casey: Who wants a normal life anyway? Right?

Donnie: Can you believe it? And they were swinging together! SWINGING! And then she looked at him! And I mean that look! It looked like-like this. *doe eyes* Why was she even with him? Because he's human, that's why. BIG DEAL! Do you know how many people are human?

April: [faced with Mutagen Man] Donnie's monster?! Can't I go a WEEK without some mutant attacking me? : [Casey gets in front of her] What are you doing?
Casey: Whatever that thing is, it's pure evil, and completely cool looking!! I'll handle this, sweetheart.
April: "Sweetheart"?

Mikey Gets Shellacne[edit]

Karai: Bradford, Xever. Enter.
Dogpound: I wanted to test this clumsy body. What I wouldn't give to be human again!
Karai: Seriously, I don't have all night.
Fishface: Don't get too comfortable, Karai. Shredder is the only one worthy of that throne.

Leonardo: Blister Stockboy!
Baxter: It's "Baxter Stockman"! [Baxter saw the turtles again] The turtles, Here! Now!
Donatello: He got the centrifuge! Hand it over, Storkman!
Baxter: [almost drops the box] Stockman! And no! I found it first.

[Dogpound put a mutation leash on Baxter Stockman]
Baxter: Is this...mutagen!
Dogpound: I call it insurance. Double-cross us, and boom, we see what you turn into! Maybe so sort of bug.

Karai: Rise and shine, Stockman. You're working for me now. Well, me and the Shredder. Let's move.

Target: April O'Neil[edit]

[A hologram of Oroku Saki is seen]
Shredder: So, Daughter. You not only disobey my orders in my absence, your petty scheme failed miserably.
Karai: It was those stupid Footbots! They couldn't keep up with the Turtles! But here's the good news- the Kraang have been upgrading them.
Shredder: Hear me, Karai. You will not have anymore dealings with the Kraang until I return. Do not defy me again! The consequences would be...unfortunate.
Karai: Understood, Father.

Karai: Robot, keep the Turtle busy. This is between us girls.
[April attacks with her Tessen Fan but misses]
Karai: Your skills are weak, April. I've had years of training.
April: You talk too much.

Karai: Like my new little toy? Robot, eliminate the girl!
Chrome Done: Do not destroy, April O'Neil. Capture for the Kraang.
Karai: What!!?

Leonardo: It's over, Karai.
Karai: For now!

Splinter: It is good to see you again, April.
April: Me too, Sensei. I hope we can pick up training again soon.
Splinter: Of course.
April: I wanted to apologize.
Leonardo: You're sorry? But we were the ones that screwed up.
April: It was an accident. And most importantly, you're my friends. I don't ever want to hold a grudge.

Slash and Destroy[edit]

Raphael: You're the one who understands me, don't you, Spike?

Raphael: I can't believe it. Gotta tell the others.
Mutant Spike: You don't need them. We can search for that mutagen together. You and me.

[Seeing Spike don a black mask]
Raphael: Wow, you look awesome, Spike.
Mutant Spike: Heh, never liked the name Spike. Call me, Slash.

Slash: If Raph's gonna be free, we may need to loosen some dead weight.

Raphael: Why!? Why are you doing this!!?
Slash: The others hold you back. Limit your potential. You don't need 'em. Just like you said!!
[Slash drags a badly hurt Mikey to the edge of a skyscraper]
Raphael: You're wrong! I never wanted this!!

[A dejected Raph looks at his photograph of Spike]
Raphael: He's still out there somewhere.
Splinter: Raphael, do you know what I do when I miss my loved ones from the past?
Raphael: No.
Splinter: I focus on the friends I have in the present.

The Good, the Bad and Casey Jones (Season 2, Episode 9)[edit]

Raph: What are you doing Leo!? I was goin' for Mikey!
Leo: What part of "last Turtle standing" don't you understand!?

Raph: I thought I had my anger under control, but I do.
Mikey: He means "for now." I give him ten more seconds. 10, 9. 8. 7.
Leo: What you're saying is that you're not angry but we make you angry?
Raph: I never said that!
Mikey: 3, 2, 1.
Raph: SHUT UP!!
Mikey: Ding ding! We have a winner!

Splinter: Always trust your instincts, April. A well honed intuition can be sharper than your eyes.
April: Yes, Sensei.

April: These are the other friends I told you about. Casey meet Donatello, Michelangelo, Leonardo, and the one and only Raphael.
Casey: So the Turtles are all Italian?
Splinter: No. I named them after my favorite painters and sculptors of the Italian Renaissance.
Casey: He's a giant, t-talking rat? [faints from shock]
April: Casey! Casey? This is Master Splinter, Casey. He's cool.
Splinter: You do not have to fear me, my friend. Rest assured, I do not bite.

[April psionically detects other presences nearby]
Splinter: April, what is wrong?
April: Sensei, we're not alone.

Raphael: If that robot goes back to Karai and gives away our hideout, you answer to splinter!
Casey: The rat!?

The Kraang Conspiracy (Season 2, Episode 8)[edit]

Jack Kurtzman: The alien infiltration is long-lived, ancient, in fact. The Kraang have been capturing humans and experimenting on them to perfect their mutagen. But what they needed was a combination of Kraang and human DNA. Until finally...
[Shows a photograph of a younger bearded Kirby O'Neil with his wife, and infant April between them]
April: That's me.
Jack Kurtzman: Your mother was taken by the Kraang before you were born, then she was...experimented on.
April: My mom?
Jack Kurtzman: That's why you're so special, April. Your DNA can perfect mutagen in this dimension.
April: I...I think I need to sit down.

April: They're talking about invasion. I...I can hear their thoughts.
Michelangelo: Whoa! You're, like, telepathic.

Raphael: April!!
Kraangdroid: The one known as April O'Neil is about to expire.
April: Ugh! No!! NOOOO!!
[Unleashes a yellow-colored psychic wave that incapacitates the Kraangdroids around her, including the April clones in the building]

Raphael: The only reason we survived was because of April. Whatever you did beck there, it saved us all.
April: I have no clue what I did. I was freaking out, and zap. The Kraang were toast.

Donatello: This...doesn't seem possible.
April: What is it?
Donatello: According to these notes I picked up, your cellular makeup is actually a combination of human and Kraang DNA.
April: Wait! Are you saying that...?
Donatello: You're not entirely human, April. That's why you have psychic powers. In fact, you are a half human, half alien-mutant.
Leonardo, Raphael and April: A mutant!?
Michelangelo: Oh, yeah! Welcome to the family!

Fungus Humongous[edit]

April: You know, Casey, it's awesome there's someone else who knows about the Turtles. I have, like, no one talk to. Especially after Dad turned into a mutant-bat.
Casey: I know. Four mutant-turtles living a sewer with a talking rat? I mean, you couldn't make this stuff up.

Splinter: Leonardo?
[Leo falls over in surprise]
Leo: Sorry, Sensei. Can't seem to focus.
Splinter: I noticed. What is it that troubles you, my son?
Leo: I keep having the same nightmare, Sensei- every night! I let the team down. They're dragged off into darkness and I'm powerless to help.
Splinter: This is not uncommon. All leaders must face the fear of losing their team. I face this every time you and your brothers' leave the lair.

Leo: What is going on here?
Donnie: Fungus!
Mikey: Language please,. There's a lady present.
Donnie: Whatever's happened to Raph is happening to April and Casey. It's like their experiencing their worst fears.

[sees hallucinations of the effects of the mutant-mushroom]
(Hallucination) April: Don't touch me! Get away from me! You make me sick, mutant... weirdo!
Donnie: April... what's wrong with you?
(Hallucination) April: I hate you! You mutated my father! I never wanna see you again!

Leo: [to the mutant-mushroom] So, that's your fear - sunlight!

Metalhead Rewired[edit]

Leonardo: Donnie, you gotta turn off his A.I.
Donatello: Turn off his A.I.? That's like turning off his brain!
Leonardo: He's too dangerous.

Donatello: He has to hold it open for us.
Raphael: But what about him?

Of Rats and Men[edit]

Donatello: April. And Casey.
Casey: Donatello.

Michelangelo: Can we keep her?
Donatello: You know, Master Splinter is a rat.
Casey: Yeah. What if that cat goes nuts and attacks him? She'll feed of his body for months.
Donatello: You know, there is something seriously wrong with you.

Splinter: You think you have the upper hand in a situation. You do not.
Mikey: Burn!
Raphael: How's that floor taste, Lame-nardo?
Splinter: It is not hard to sense loudmouths.

[Splinter chases the Rat King further into the Undercity]
Splinter: You run like a coward when not in control.

The Manhattan Project/Wormquake! (Season 2, Episodes 13–14)[edit]

Part I[edit]

Leonardo: Karai, listen! There's something you should know. It's about your father. [Karai pushes him back in anger] Your real father. Your real name is Miwa.
Karai: I'm not interested in anything but you begging for your life!!
Michelangelo: Whoa! Earthquake!
Razar: In New York?
[Leo notices a large pillar behind Karai is about to fall]
Leonardo: Karai, look out!
[Pushes her away for safety as the pillar falls on top of him]

Leonardo: Master Splinter, I tried to tell Karai that you're her father. I thought that if she knew, she would come over to our side.
Splinter: There is a saying: He who runs his mouth gets a face full of nintako.
Leonardo: They say that in Japan?
Splinter: They would if you were there. Still, your heart is in the right place. Perhaps it is time she knew the truth.
Leonardo: Maybe you should tell the other guys, sensei.

Splinter: This is difficult, but it is time you all knew the truth. The child I thought I had lost in the fire, Miwa is Karai - my daughter. Fury became flame, and flame darkened the world with smoke. And in that darkness, Shredder stole Miwa away. I thought she had perished, but she raised by Shredder as his daughter and trained as a deadly Foot assassin.
Donatello: Wait. This can't be.
Raphael: Some kind of joke, right, sensei?
Michelangelo: Karai's our sister!?
Raphael: Sensei, she's still our enemy. She was raised by Shredder.
Donatello: Yeah. How can ever trust her?
Splinter: There is good in her. I know this. But truth must be told, and it too will be an earthquake.

Leonardo: Karai! Karai, don't do this. Splinter- He's your father! Your true father!
Karai: Liar! You'd say anything to save him!!
Leonardo: No! I swear it! He's your father- Hamato Yoshi!
Karai: If you won't be silent, I'll silence you!! (Prepares to strike the Turtles down with her tanto knife)

Part II[edit]

Fishface: Nice work, Tiger Claw. You finally captured the great Splinter.
Razar: So is the poison going to finish him or not?
Tiger Claw: Most men would have expired, but it's only weakened him. He may be small, but he's tough as iron.
[Oroku Saki appears with Karai at his side]
Shredder: Bradford, Xever, leave us. Hamato Yoshi, so you have come to this- a wretched rat man waiting to be put out of his misery.
Splinter: At least I do not wear a mask, hiding what little humanity I have left.
Shredder: It is because of you that I wear this mask!
Splinter: All these years, you continue to deceive yourself and everyone around you.
Shredder: You fool!! Now it ends!!

Karai: No, Father!!
Shredder: You would stop me!?
Karai: You'd kill your greatest enemy while he's poisoned and chained? What about honor? Everything you taught me!?
Tiger Claw: The girl is right, Master Shredder.
Shredder: Very well. Gather the Foot. I will offer Hamato Yoshi one last fight.

Splinter: Why would you help me?
Karai: I don't know. Maybe because you look so pathetic.
Splinter: You have your mother's spirit, so fierce and yet so scared.
Karai: Never speak of my mother again!! You ruined my family!! You ruined all of our lives!!
Splinter: No. It was Oroku Saki...Oroku Saki.

Tiger Claw: Hello again, my friend.
Leonardo: Let me go!
Karai: I knew you'd come to us, Leo.
Shredder: Where are the other Turtles!?
Tiger Claw: It's just him, Master Shredder. He's alone. I sense no one else.
Shredder: Watch, Turtle! For it will be the last fight you ever see- the destruction of your master, Hamato Yoshi.

Leonardo: Karai, I don't want to fight you anymore. I'm not your enemy.
(Another earthquake causes Karai to fall as Leo fails to catch her)
Splinter: No!
Tiger Claw: You're not going anywhere!!

Splinter: Not too shabby.
Leonardo: But what about Karai?
April: I still can't believe that evil witch is your daughter. Uh, sorry for being so honest.
Splinter: Perhaps one day, she will believe the truth. But that is her decision.

80s Leonardo: Hey, do you guys see that?
80s Michelangelo: Whoa, dudes. A giant freaky worm! Totally mondo-bizzaro!
80s Donatello: I bet that pesky Shredder and Krang are behind this.
80s Raphael: You know what that means. Right, Leonardo?
80s Leonardo: We take down the creepy crawler and then we order (more) pizza (later on).
80s Donatello: Yes! Turtle Power!
80s Michelangelo: COWABUNGA!!

Mazes & Mutants[edit]

Splinter: A game? Don't you have mutagen to find?
Donnie: Sensei, we've beaten the Kraang and Shredder's top henchman. We could use one day to relax.

Donnie: Wow, Leo. You really hooked this game up.
Leo: This...wasn't me.

Donnie: Uh, what do you mean exactly when you said it wasn't you?
Mikey: Leo's just being humble. This is a mazing!

Donnie: Uh, Raph. You...have the head of a turkey.

Leo: If we imagine our weapons are magical and all-powerful, we can defeat Leatherhead.
Mikey: Yes! That's the answer!
Raph: But that makes no sense!
Leo: Trust me. Believe! Focus! Use your imagination.

The Lonely Mutation of Baxter Stockman[edit]

Donatello: Eureka! I did it! I really did it!
April: You did it?
Raphael: Did what?
Michelangelo: Invent pizza that doesn't get soggy in milk?
Donatello: I finally made it- retro-mutagen- you guys! The key to turning Mr. O'Neil human again. And you too, sensei.
Splinter: Human once more? Save April's father first and then I will consider it.

Donnie: I'm sorry, Master Splinter. This is all the retro-mutagen I have left.
Splinter: I may not be human, but I am fortunate enough to have my humanity. Save Kirby.

April: This way!
Casey: How do you know!?
April: I just do. I told you, I get a certain feeling about things. Right, Leo!

Donnie: I'm sorry, Master Splinter. I wanted to change you back. But I swear, if it's the last thing I do...
Splinter: Do not fret, my son. I am content with what I have become. I have no place in the human world anymore. This is my home, and you four are my family.


Casey: What's your problem, Raph? The whole fire escape thing?
Raphael: Face it, Casey! Street thugs and robo ninjas are one thing! But alien threats from other dimensions are a whole different ball game.
Casey: I took on a giant space worm single-handedly!
Raphael: Yeah! You were singlehandedly eaten by it!
[Casey glares angrily]
Casey: Have you ever fought living intestines!? I don't think so!!

[Leo and Mikey glare]
Raphael: What!? If he wants to act like a big baby, I don't want his help!
Michelangelo: Not cool, Raph. People have feelings, dude. Real squishy feelings.
Raphael: Well, I'm not people!

Newtralizer: We can destroy this whole stinkin' city.
Slash: And every innocent human with it. Are you crazy!? I'm here to take out Kraang! Not people!
Neutralizer: I don't care! I'm not people.
Michelangelo: Sound familiar?

Pizza Face[edit]

Mikey: Something definitely is wrong! There isn't a single pizza place in this town that's pickin' up.

Raph: Just wait for the pizza guy, Mikey! And don't eat it! I repeat: Do not eat it!!

The Wrath of Tiger Claw[edit]

[Karai looks at a torn photograph of her late mother, Tang Shen, as she recalls what Leonardo had told her]
Leo: Karai. Karai, don't do this. Splinter- He's your father! You're true father: Hamato Yoshi!
Shredder: What is it that troubles you, Karai?
Karai: I want to know the truth. The truth about my mother...and Splinter.
Shredder: You know the truth, my daughter. Hamato Yoshi took your mother away.

Tiger Claw: Yore a fool.
Karai: I'm the fool? You faced the Turtles in battle before and lost. What exactly is your great plan for revenge here?
Tiger Claw: To destroy warriors such as these, you don't go for the limbs. You go for their hearts.
Karai: And what does an overgrown cat know of the heart?
Tiger Claw: Why do you think the Shredder sent you with me?
Karai: Becasue I know them. I know the places they go, I know their weakness: Their friends- April O'Neil and Casey Jones.
Tiger Claw: The riders of the worm. They will pay for what they did to me.

Karai: All my life I was raised to believe Shredder was my father, that Splinter was the enemy. So when Leo told me Splinter was my true father, I couldn't accept it. But then I began to have doubts about Shredder's honor.
April: Doubts about the evil villain of the Foot clan?
Karai: He's trying to use me to set a trap for the Turtles. But I can't. Even if it means betraying Shredder.

Karai: I believe you, Leonardo.
Leo: That's great! I knew you'd come around. Come on. We'll take you to see Master Splinter.
Donnie: Raph's not gonna believe this.

Raph: I don't believe this!! What world do you live in, that it's OK to bring the Princess of the Foot clan to our secret lair!!?
Karai: Shredder lied to me! I...I didn't know.
Raph: Did you know that I'm about to stick this sai right up your...?
Leo: Raph, no. She understands now.
(Karai secretly uses a tracking device to track Tiger Claw)
Donnie: She gets it. She knows the truth, Raph. Everything's gonna be fine.

Splinter: I retained very little from my old life. But this I will never let go, my daughter.
(=[Karai is shocked to see the full picture of her late mother's arm around Hamato Yoshi, and the black-and-white one of herself as an infant between him and Tang Shen]
Karai: I can't believe it. You're telling the truth. All these years the Shredder has been lying to me.
Leonardo: Wait. You don't believe it? I thought you did believe it. If you didn't believe it, why did you come down here?
Karai: Father, what have I done?

Tiger Claw: She has betrayed you, Master Shredder. She fought alongside the Turtles.
Karai: Tell me the truth! Splinter is my father, isn't he!!?
Shredder: Yes. Hamato Yoshi is your true father.
Karai: What!?
[Looks down with shock and sadness]
Shredder: Tiger Claw, take her away!
(Finds herself thrown into a prison cell)
Karai: No!! No!! What are you doing!? NOOO!!

The Legend of the Kuro Kabuto[edit]

Leonardo: How can you lie around like this when Karai needs our help?
Raph: Not this again.
Leo: We have to rescue her!
Raph: Look, maybe she believes Splinter is her father. But she was still raised by Shredder. You think she's gonna turn on him just like that?
Leo: Yeah, I do. Now am I the leader of this team or not?
Raph: More or less.
Leon: More or less? So I'm only the leader until I tell to do something you don't want to? thanks, guys.

[Appears in front of Karai's cell]
Shredder: Karai, you must know I never wanted this to happen. Splinter is your father, yes. But it would have been wrong for you to be brought up by scum like him. I did what I had to do. What I knew was right. I hope one day, you will understand that.

Shredder: Why does the fly walk into the spider's web?
Leo: Because all the spider's henchmen are out.
Shredder: Ah. You wish to make a trade?
Leo: The helmet for Karai!
Shredder: Very well. She'll have to be brought up from the dungeon.
Leo: You raised her from infancy and now you lock her in a cell? How can you do that!?
Shredder: In any conflict, the winner is prepared to do what the loser is not.

Shredder: You never should have tried to do this alone!
Raph: He didn't!
Donnie: And none of us want to tell splinter we didn't try to save his daughter!

Leo: Now, let's get her out of this sack. That's not Karai!
Donnie: It's a bomb!!

Plan 10[edit]

Mikey: Wait a minute. How do we know it's the real Raph? What's the secret password?
Raph: I will pound you, Mikey!

Vengeance Is Mine![edit]

Shredder: Karai, I wish you could understand.
(Takes off the Kabuto, showing his horribly scarred face)
Shredder: Everything I have done is for our clan's honor. Why do you insist on hurting me? Have you nothing to say to me, Daughter?
Karai (furious): I am not your DAUGHTER!!

Splinter: What have you boys done?! I thought I told you- Miwa.
(Miwa/Karai hugs her real father close)
Karai: Father.
Leonardo: See, Sensei? I told you my plan would work.
Splinter. Perhaps some things are worth the risk.

Splinter: My sons...and daughter, that is enough for today.
Leonardo: Karai, you coming?
Karai: In a minute.

Splinter: Not what you expected?
Karai: I admit it's a little weird being with...people I was told were my enemies. What really happened between you and Shredder and my mother?
Splinter: I'm afraid it goes much deeper than our rivalry over your mother. The bitter feud between the Hamato and Foot clans lasted centuries. Oroku Saki was the son of the enemy. But he was just a child, so my father gave him shelter. We were raised as brothers, and rivals in all things as brothers are. But that rivalry soon turned bitter when we met Tang Shen, your mother. Jealousy became hatred when Saki learned of his true heritage. He swore vengeance and rebuilt the Foot clan. One night, Oroku Saki struck. The blow that was meant for me struck your mother instead. Shredder blamed me and in his rage, he burned our home to the ground, leaving me to my fate. He took you away from me.
Karai (silently seething): After all this time haven't you wanted revenge?
Splinter: After all this time, I have learned that revenge only leads to more pain.
Karai: But I seen you fight, Father. You could take him out.
Splinter: We are safe here. And we are finally together again, my daughter. That is all that matters now. Not revenge.

Leo: Going after Shredder alone is a bad idea.
Karai: Don't try to stop me, Leo.
Leo: I want to go with you.
Karai: What?
Leo: You're right. Shredder will never stop hunting us. The only way for us to be safe is to take him down.
Karai: So much of my life has been about revenge. I can't ask you to risk your life, too.
Leo: Let me help.
(Karai leans closer as if she's going to kiss him. He looks a little shocked and nervously looks around)
Karai: Sorry, Leo.
(she punches him, then knocks him out with some blinding powder. Leo coughs as his eyes remain open as he falls. Karai quickly heads to the surface)
Karai: This ends tonight!!

Shredder: Karai. You returned sooner than I expected.
Karai: The time has come for me to say goodbye...Shredder.
(A furiously Karai attacks him but he easily intercepts her blows)
Shredder: Foolish, child! I taught you everything you know! You hold no surprises for me! This has gone on far enough! Take her to Stockman. It is time to begin the experiment.
Karai: Let me go!

Stockman-Fly: Whatever you require, I can create it. More mutagen. A few chemicals.
Shredder: Stockman?
(A little bit of human DNA is spilled into the mixture).
Stockman-Fly: Oops. That should be okay. Master Shredder.
Shredder: Is the mutagen ready?
Stockman-Fly: Prepared for your specifications. The serpent DNA is ready.
Karai: No! You wouldn't!
Shredder: Make sure she is secure.
(Has Karai shacked and gagged, hanging in a cage right over the vat of mutagen)
Tiger Claw: You are more ruthless than I thought. Mutating your own cub.
Shredder: I have no intention of mutating her. She is bait. The Turtles attempt to rescue her, I will drop them into the mutagen. This will mutate them into mindless serpents. I want Splinter to witness his own pupils become one of the rat's deadliest predators. Then when his spirit is broken, I will shatter his body.
Tiger Claw: I smell the rat.

Shredder: Welcome, my old friend.
Splinter: Let my daughter go!
Shredder: You are welcome to rescue her. If you can.

Leonardo: Hang on, Karai!
(Removes the tape that gagged her)
Karai: Thanks.
(Leo smiles back as Shredder comes right behind him, ready to strike)
Splinter: Leonardo!
(Leo ducks, causing Shredder's metal claws to break the chain holding the cage, causing Karai to fall right into the mutagen)
Karai: AGGHHH!!
Splinter: MIWA!
Shredder: KARAI, NO!! Karai!

(Splinter catches his teenage daughter, now a mindless snake, and looks down with sad eyes)

Splinter: Miwa. My child.

Stockman-Fly: No! My lab!
Shredder: (pushes Stockman-Fly) You- Hamato Yoshi!! YOU DID THIS!! (Is blocked by the burning debris) NO!!
Tiger Claw: Master Shredder, we must go!
Shredder: Leave me!
Tiger Claw: Splinter will suffer for what has happened today. You have won.
Shredder: Won!?
(Glances at snake Karai who tears two Footbots apart)
Shredder: I shall avenge you, my daughter!

Donatello: We gotta get out of here!
Leonardo: Not without Karai!
Splinter: Karai, you must listen to me! We must go!
(Snake Karai wraps herself tightly around him)
Splinter: Daughter...please.
Snake Karai: Father?
(Squirts snake venom in Raph's eyes and runs off)
Leonardo: Wait!

Leonardo (sadly): This is all my fault. I should have stopped her when I had the cahnce. I'm sorry, Sensei. Sensei?
Splinter: We should go home, my sons.

A Chinatown Ghost Story[edit]

Ho Chan: My power is ancient and vast. But you both exhibit a power I have never encountered. Powers that Ho Chan will take to become flesh once more and rule the universe. Now we start the ritual!

Ho Chan (to April): You have great power in you, power you have barely tapped. It will belong to Ho Chan.
(Turns to Irma) And you. You have power, too. Power I do not understand...yet. You will explain this power or suffer my-What!?
(April uses her Tessen fan)
April: Come on, Irma!

Ho Chan: It is said that the Great Turtle helped the god create the world. Fitting that these turtles should help Ho Chan rule it.

Into Dimension X![edit]

Leatherhead: Turtles, the Kraang have perfected the mutagen.

The Invasion[edit]

Part 1[edit]

Tiger Claw: Master Shredder, the hour grows late. Have you made your decision?
Shredder: They are dangerous allies, but they have provided us with much technology, asking little in return.
Tiger Claw: They will betray you. You know this. They care nothing for the human race.
Shredder: Nor do I. Leave me, Tiger Claw.

Shredder: Kraang Prime.
Kraang Prime: One called Shredder. Kraang must have your decision.
Shredder: If I help you will you uphold your end of the bargain?
Kraang Prime: Kraang will deliver the ones known as Splinter and the Turtles.
Shredder: And once I find Karai, you will mutate her back to normal?
Kraang Prime: Kraang agrees to this. But in return, Shredder must help Kraang conquer the city known as New York City and then...the world!

April: I'm gonna fix this! I'm gonna find your brothers and Casey.
Kirby O'Neil: You can't go out there, April! You have to stay with me. I'm scared.

Tiger Claw: He fights bravely.
Shredder: He is young, overconfident, foolish.
Razar: Do not take chances with him, master. We should destroy him quickly.
Shredder: Archers! Fire!!
Leonardo: Oh no.

Part 2[edit]

Tiger Claw: He fights bravely.
Shredder: He is young, overconfident, foolish.
Razar: Do not take chances with him, Master. We should destroy him quickly!
Shredder: Archers! Fire!!
Leonardo: Oh no.

Leonardo: Stop fighting behind your Footbots! Face me, Shredder!
Shredder: You are beneath me, Turtle!

Splinter: Where is my son!?
Shredder: I took him, like I did your child so many years ago.

Shredder: You grow tired. Your skills have become weak, yet I am stronger than ever! Fueled by anger by rage!
Splinter: Rage is a fuel that burns quickly.
Shredder: Always the wise one.

Raphael: Sensei?
(Via her gradually underdeveloped psionic powers)
April: He's not here. I don't sense him.
(Donnie picks up the black-and-white photograph of Hamato Yoshi and Tang Shen, with infant Miwa between them)
Donatello: We gotta move. Everyone take one meaningful thing you want to take with you. First we find Splinter and then we get out of town.

April: Ugh!
(Clutches her hand as she briefly sees a vision of Splinter fighting Shredder) My head!
Raphael: April, what is it?
April: Master Splinter! I can sense him. Ugh! He's close!

Kraang Prime: You will all suffer!!

(April emits a light purple wave of psionic energy at Kraang Prime)

Donatello: I'm sorry, Leo. You were right. If we just left the city when you said, the Kraang would never have found the lair and started the invasion. None of this would've happened.
April: I have a place we can go upstate- my old family home. We can stay as long as we want. No one's around for miles.
Casey: Upstate, huh? Sounds good to Casey Jones.
April: Did you find your dad and little sister?
Casey: No sigh of 'em. They probably got Kraang-atized.
Mikey: What's gonna happen now, Raph?
Raph: For the first time in my life, I have no idea, little brother.
Mikey: I miss Master Splinter.



  • Leonardo / Leo
  • Raphael / Raph
  • Donatello / Donnie
  • Michelangelo / Mikey
  • Hamato Yoshi/Splinter
  • April O'Neil
  • Casey Jones (debut)


  • Oroku Saki/Shredder
  • Hamato Miwa/Karai (11 Episodes)
  • Fishface
  • Dogpound/Razar
  • Baxter Stockman/Stockman Fly
  • Tiger Claw (debut; 7 Episodes)


  • Slash (debut; 2 Episodes)
  • Tang Shen (photographs/flashbacks; 8 Episodes)
  • Dr. Kirby O'Neil (7 Episodes)
  • Mrs. O'Neil (photograph; "The Kraang Conspiracy")
  • Timothy/the Pulverizer ("Mutagen Man Unleashed")
  • Dr. Falco/the Rat King ("Of Rats and Men")
  • Ivan Steranko
  • Anton Zeck