The 7D
The 7D is a tv series from Disney Channel.
Season 1
[edit]The Long, Long Winter
[edit]- Starchbottom: I know, it gets colder every day. Soon the whole kingdom will be frozen. Ugh!
Sir Yipsalot and the Goose
[edit]- Starchbottom: No! You don’t have to call the- [the goose flies, then Starchy pops up, then the 7D pops up from the bone shaped tub, Starchy falls down] Aaah! [the 7D are the marching band]
- The 7D: The 7D, at your majesty service! [a saxophone falls on Starchbottom]
- Starchbottom: [groans]
- Starchbottom: I like it better when you sing instead of going into one of your dizzies.
Sleepytime
[edit]- [Sleepy in the throne room]
- Sleepy: The 7D! At your majesty service! Actually, it’s just me, the 1D, at your majesty service.
The 8th D
[edit]- Sleepy: Your hogs are hogging my hammock.
- Grumpy: Ah, breakfast.
- Bashful: [in a pelican] Grumpy’s right!
- Happy: Yeah! We like your animal friends, Dopey!
- Sleepy: [as a sloth holds his arm] The winkers are taking over!
- Doc: [while pulling wood from a woodchuck] You got to stop bringing critters home!
- Grumpy: Yeah, you are way over the limit, Dopey! No more, okay? [the bunnies sigh in disappointment] Ah, you guys can stay. [the bunnies cheer happily and in relief] Oh for the love of cheese. But no new ones, okay?!
- Dopey: [whistles the theme song, then hears crying from an elephant, the elephant shows his foot sole with a hedgehog he stepped on, he pulls it out, then he shakes his hand on its trunk. Dopey makes an elephant sound with his sleeve, then an elephant shoots him around the earth]
- Doc: Give me back my glasses! [cricket sound from Dopey, Doc chases after the owl that has his glasses] Hey, owl! Give me back my glasses! Hmm. Hmm. [the elephant t is a fake lamp] Nice lamp. Crazy owl! Give me back my glasses!
- Grumpy: Smells like a circus in here!
- Hildy: An elephant parade! Eight elephants!
- Grim: Which one is ours?
- Hildy: Who cares? Just pick one!
- Doc: [as he stops walking] Huh? [the Glooms zoom down on their Gloomsticks, he runs with the 7D] Run for it!
- Hildy: Ha! You can’t get away from- [loud elephant sounds] AAAAH! FLY AWAY, GRIM! FLY AWAY!
The Jollywood Jam
[edit]- Squire Peckington: 7D, shows about to start.
- Happy: We better get cranking, Doc.
- Doc: You got it. [the vehicle goes faster]
- Happy: Follow that bird! [cuts to the Glooms who are pulled by Peaches on skates]
- Grim: Excellent sammy! Why don’t we travel by broom, my Hildy-Wildy?
- Hildy: If we want to ruin Heroes Day, first we have to fit in. So brooms, no. Silly hats, yes. Skate speedily, Peaches. [the 7D and the Glooms’ collision]
- Doc: Look out!
- Hildy: Breaks, Peaches! Brakes! [The 7D and the Glooms get a collision, but the two sticks were changed, Happy’s music stick for the Glooms and Grim’s wand for the 7D]
- Starchy: This is magnificent! [thumbs up, cuts to the volcano erupting lava, the lava swoops down onto the 7D (minus Happy), they run in fear; cuts to Happy zapping them]
- The 7D: Kawabunga! Whoo-hoo!
- Sleepy: Hang, 7D! Righteous!
- Hildy: [taps twice] Ugh! This wand is useless!
Buckets
[edit]- Happy: Let pretty pictures fill your head-
- Ghost girl: -like gargoyles lurking beneath your bed!
- Happy: See peaceful versions in your sleep-
- Ghost girl: -like howling red-eyed zombie sheep!
- Happy: You drift away to the land of dreams-
- Ghost girl: Where nobody can hear your screams.
Cat on a Hot Grim Roof
[edit]7 Frogs
[edit]- Hildy: [on the couch with Grim] Yes. We’re still icky, tricky, frogs and I thought Princess Pretty-Hair had a prettier hair than I did so I turned her into a frog, and now… [zooms to the Glooms]
- The Glooms: [as the camera was zooming before the 7D pop up] We’re gonna be frogs forever!
- The 7D: [as the camera zooms out] Heigh Ho!
Abraca-Dopey
[edit]- [Dopey pulls out a flower then throws it to Sneezy]
- Sneezy: Atchoo! [blasts out all the flowers off] I think I’m allergic to magic!
- Grumpy: Alright! Not bad!
Season 2
[edit]When Pigs Fly
[edit]- Puffy: Flying pigs! Aaah!
- Villagers: Flying pigs! Aaah!
- Doc: 7D! Full Heigh-Ho alert!
- Grumpy: [pulls out his hand] Hold it! I’ve got a pie eating contest to win, let’s finish this!
- Doc: Seven seconds remain. Six, five, four, three, two, one! We have a new winner! [Dopey and Grumpy glance at each other after a flying pig ate more pies than them] Your name, sir? [pig snorts] and the winner is… [snorts]
- Grumpy: No fair, we’re ammeter eaters, he’s a professional!
In Yer Dreams, Pal
[edit]- Nocturna: Details to follow, you can now whisper amongst yourself.
- Nocturna: What choice did I have? An evil creature such as myself has standards to uphold, I had to destroy them!!
Oh Happy Grumpy
[edit]- Sleepy: Uh oh!
- Bashful: Grumpy, don’t.
- Sneezy: He’s gonna say it!
- Grumpy: YOU ARE A-
- Happy: Kids, you might wanna cover your ears.
- Grumpy: YOU ARE A NEEDLE-NOSE [inaudible] [all gasping] and goes for your pig too.
- Witch: Oh, big mistake, flowerpot!
Delight Me, Delight Me Not
[edit]- Bashful: [in thoughts] The map which I just sent flying out the window?
- Doc: Now come on!
- Bashful: Don’t panic. What’s yours secret pen pal gonna do with the Delightnotium? “Thanks for the Happy Thingy Signed your secret Airplane Pen Pal, Grim Gloom.”? [rips off some of his beard] AAAH! AAAH! AAAAH!
Whose Voice Is It, Anyway?
[edit]- Starchbottom: Too much mayo.
Which Witch is Which?
[edit]- [title card]
- Bashful: [in the title card] Which Witch is Which?
- Happy: [sings] Oh, night light stones stay out of sight, yeah! Out 9f sight until it’s night! Hoo-hoo! And when it’s night, the time is right, yeah! That’s when they shine real bright! [stops singing] Look at them! Working all night is fun! It’s like a sleepover without to sleep!
- Grumpy: Unless you’re this guy. [pans to Sleepy pouring rapidly while sleeping]
- Doc: That makes 23 night light stones.
- Bashful: Queen Delightful needs a night light stone for every room in the castle!
- Doc: Only 54 to go!
- Grumpy: All because Starchy is still afraid of the dark.
- Starchbottom: [sighs, then it becomes dark, he glances at both sides] Mummy? MUMMY!!!!!!! [screams in terror]
- Devin Doodad: This just in, Hildy Gloom is now queen of Jollywood.
- [Hildy is the queen]
- Doc: We did it, fellas! 77 night light stones!
- Bashful: [gasps] the queen needs us!
- Happy: To the castle!
- The 7D: Heigh Ho! [cuts to the castle, the 7D enter with the night light stones]
- Happy: We have the night light stones, your majesty!
- Dopey: [whistles]
- Hildy: [shows up to the 7D] Hello, 7D.
- The 7D: Hildy Gloom?!
- Hildy: I’m queen now. You work for me.
- Grumpy: Forget it, witch!
- Sleepy: In your dreams!
- Bashful: Where’s Queen Delightful?!
- Hildy: I’ll show you. [The 7D fall down a hole]
- Happy: At least I landed on something soft!
- Grumpy: That’s my face!
- Sleepy: It’s like a pillow.
- [Dopey shows Starchbottom the night light stones]
- Starchbottom: Uh, it’s too- It’s too dark, mummy! [shivers, then hugs Dopey] Oh, thank you, thank you, thank you!
What are you Five?
[edit]- Grumpy: Pass me the mush, Sneezy. [Sneezy sneezes mush onto Grumpy] What are you five?
- Sneezy: [after turning five] Yes I am!
- Grumpy: Well then back at ya!
- Happy: [after getting hit by mush] Ooh! Food Fight!
- Chorus: [sings] Food Fight! [Happy whistles]
- All: Puppies!
- Chorus: [singing] Puppies!
- Squire Peckington: [as he rings the Bing Bong Bell]
- The 7D: [as the Bing Bong Bell is heard] Oh no!
- Bashful: Queenie-Weenie!
- Happy: [points] To her house!
- Bashful: [as they evacuate the bouncy castle] We can’t let anything stop us! Nothing!
- Chorus: [singing after the 7D got the brakes] Carnival…
- The 7D: That’s a carnival!
- Chorus: [singing] Bumper cars…
- Grumpy: Hey, cut it out, you guys!
- Happy: To her house!
- Chorus: [singing] To the rescue…
Shapeshifter
[edit]Once In a Purple Moon
[edit]- Sneezy: Wanna go watch the moon turn blue with us?
- Grumpy: Blue? No!
Water ‘Ya Doin’ Dopey?
[edit]- Bashful: Who would do this to her?
- Grumpy: Take a wild guess.
- Bashful: The Glooms?
- Grumpy: Winner, winner, chicken dinner! [Dopey gives a bucket of chicken wings to Bashful]
- Doc: The Cavern of Many Fountains!
- Bashful: How do we know which way to go?
- Grumpy: Take a wild guess.
- Bashful: We follow Dopey?
- Grumpy: Winner, winner, chicken dinner! [Dopey gets another bucket for Bashful]
- Doc: Okay, Dopey! Lead on!
- Doc: It must mean the Fountain of Youth!
- Hildy: Good, you found it. [pans to the glooms]
- All: It’s the Glooms!
- Bashful: Why did you do this to our queen?
- Hildy: Take a wild guess.
- Bashful: To take over Jollywood?
- Hildy: Winner, winner, lizard dinner! [gets another bucket, this time, it’s full of lizards]
