Bloodhound Gang

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The Bloodhound Gang is an American rock/hip-hop band with a punk-influenced sound. They are originally from Quakertown, Pennsylvania. The group formed in 1992.


  • You're pretty when I'm drunk and I'm pretty fuckin drunk
  • I've got something for you and it's an inch long
  • I Won't Kiss Your Ass To Get A Piece Of It
  • Does your girlfriend look like the chick from M*A*S*H?, dead ringer for Klinger with a thicker mustache?
  • If I want to be repeatedly shit on I'll go make Dutch porn
  • It's not my job to fuck you on your birthday anymore
  • Right under my nose thinking I'm so Colonel Klink oblivious but how could I Nazi that you got off scot-free
  • If only life were as easy as you, I'd still get screwed
  • Naughty by nature and white by choice
    • from Mama Say on "Use Your Fingers" - The Bloodhound Gang.

Hooray for Boobies (2000)[edit]

  • I never thought missing children could be so sexy. Did I say that out loud?
    • "A Lapdance Is So Much Better When the Stripper Is Crying"
  • Let me be Pacific I wanna be down in your South Seas
    • "The Bad Touch"
  • You and me baby ain't nothing but mammals, so lets do it like they do on the discovery channel
    • "The Bad Touch"
  • Yes I'm Siskel, yes I'm Ebert, and you're getting two thumbs up
    • "The Bad Touch"
  • Thou shalt not worship false Billy Idols
    • "Hell Yeah"
  • If I don't believe in myself would that be blasphemy?
    • "Hell yeah"
  • Crucified and all I got was this lousy T-Shirt
    • "hell yeah"
  • Don't give a flying Nun, no don't give a Gidget, just have more fun than a well-oiled midget
    • "Take the Long way home"
  • Life is like a penis most people don't know it but most people suck so they usually blow it
    • "Take The long Way Home"
  • Like my scrotum, here it is in a nutshell
    • "The Inevitable Return Of The Great White Dope"
  • I'm hard to come by like a straight guy working at Starbucks
    • "The Inevitable Return Of The Great White Dope"
  • While you're choking your chicken your chick will be choking this chicken's bone.
    • "Right Turn Clyde"
  • Completely incompatible even though I'm a pussy and you're a dick
    • "Right turn Clyde
  • You must have given up on hair plugs because now you've gone toupee(to pay)
    • "Right turn Clyde"
  • I heard you like your women like you like your shrimp you like em' battered. Wife beater, perfectly fitting apparel. Where's your brother Darryl, where's your other brother Darryl?
    • "Right turn Clyde"
  • You know what I really want in a girl? Me.
    • "Three point one four"
  • I like my girls like my cheese. Preferably for me fat-free American singles only
    • "Three point one four"
  • It's all in the wrist like table tennis, so beat me like Betty Crocker cake mix
    • "Yummy down on this"
  • You must be five stars cuz my staff's at full attention
    • "Yummy down on this"
  • Hummin *hmmm mmmm* good like Campbell's
    • "Yummy down on this"
  • You're a genius; what I mean is you SUCK at this
    • "Yummy down on this"
  • You can fondle, but it's like McDonald's: realize it's just a Happy Meal so you can't Super Size it
    • "Yummy down on this"
  • Rather tape the weather channel so that I can watch it later
    • "Mope"
  • Luciani Pavarotti on a tread mill: not going no where slim change he will
    • "Mope"
  • Mom and Dad, this is Chasey, Chasey this is my mom and dad. Now show 'em them titties!
    • "The Ballad of Chasey Lain"
  • Put away becaue he wasn't all there; like a jigsaw puzzle you might compare
    • "Magna Cum Nada"
  • Being letdown, unparalleled--like the last episode of Seinfeld
    • "Magna Cum Nada"
  • Have you seen my will to live? because it seems I have lost it
    • "Magna Cum Nada"
  • Times New Roman, you know the type
    • "Righ turn Clyde"

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