The Loud House/Season 5

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The Loud House (2016–present) is an American animated television series created by Chris Savino for Nickelodeon. The series revolves around the chaotic everyday life of a boy named Lincoln Loud, who survives as the middle child and only son in a large family of 11 children.

Schooled! (Episodes 1–2)[edit]

[Outside the house, Lori has all her stuff packed up and loaded into her car]
Lori: Guess it’s time to say goodbye. [sees her whole family, including the pets, in front of her, all tearing up] Aw, guys. Bring it in for a-
[Everybody rushes in to hug her]
Rita: OK guys, come on. Your big sister needs to get on the road.
Lynn Sr.: [walks up] And this isn't goodbye, it's just see you later. Well, champ, [sticks out his hand] put 'er there.
Lori: [hugs her dad, gets in the car, pulls out, and waves farewell to her family] Bye!
[The family wave their farewell goodbye in return]
Rita: Honey, let go!
Lynn Sr.: [latching onto the back of the car as Lori drives off; sobbing] DON’T GO! DON’T GO!

Lori: [reading the sign] "Quiet Floor. Silence at all times?" [gulps nervously] I’ll literally never survive.

Lincoln and Lori: I have to get out of here.

[As Lincoln is called to Principal Ramirez’s office]
Principal Ramierz: Lincoln? [Lincoln gulps nervously] I actually have some good news. You’ve proven yourself to be a pretty determined kid. So, I pulled some strings and found a way to get you what you want.
Lincoln: Oh, thank you, thank you! My friends are gonna be so happy!
Principal Ramierz: You’ll be challenged in a cooler classroom, etcetera, etcetera...
Lincoln: You just aren’t free poppers for life, Principal Ramirez!
Principal Ramirez: Because you’ll be attending a new school! It’s just across the river.
Lincoln: [shocked] Wait, what?! A new school?!
Principal Ramirez: Yeah, it wasn’t easy, but I was able to enroll you since I know the principal there. He owes me a favor.
Lincoln: But-but...
Principal Ramierz: I cashed it in, so this better be worth it, Loud. And (if you're wondering) by the way, it’s in Canada! [pulls out and waves 2 Canadian flags]
Lincoln: [in horrified shock] (I'm going to) Canada!?

Rita: Lily, sweetie, we need to talk.
Lily: Uh-oh.
Lynn Sr.: We know you're potty trained.
Lily: What? Uh, no, no, no, no! Look. [tries to poop, but can’t]
Rita: Lily, it's okay, we know that preschool is a big change, so Mommy and Daddy decided, you can stay. It's fine if you're not ready to leave home.
Lily: Yay! Lily stay home forever! [starts bouncing]
Lori: [enters the house, breaking down in tears] Mom, Dad, I'm not ready to LEAVE HOME! [hugs her parents, crying]
Lynn Sr.: What is happening?

[At The middle school, the bell goes off, Lincoln and his friends are in the cafeteria]
Lincoln: Alright, I'll give up my pancakes, if someone has bacon.
Liam: [offscreen] We'll take that trade. [Liam is standing by the window with a moose holding a bucket full of Canadian bacon] What, I'm giving him a home.
[Liam's friends can't help but laugh at this]
Lincoln: Well, I'm off to the Hoff.
[Lincoln gets up from his seat and waves at them ready to leave the cafeteria but not a very happy Clyde rushes to him and hugs him]
Clyde: I never thought I'd be so happy to see you go to Bolhorner's class.
[The others join in on the hug and Lincoln smiles endearing at them]
Stella: So good to have you back.
Rusty: Bring it in, guys.
Liam: For sure.
[They hug him happily and Rusty notices something]
Rusty: Uh, guys, some upperclassman are starting to stare.
Lincoln: [smirking] Let'em.
[They happily give Lincoln a big squeeze hug who could do is smile]

Episode 3[edit]

The Boss Maybe (3.1)[edit]

Leni: [walks in the kitchen, seeing Lynn and Lola fighting over money] What’s going on guys?
Lynn: Lola’s trying to take my money!
Lola: It’s MY MONEY! I spotted it!
Lynn: I was the one who fished it out of the sewer!
[Their fight resumes]
Leni: Come on! Stop fighting! Please? [Lola and Lynn briefly pause and resume back to fighting]

Family Bonding (III.II)[edit]

Episode 4[edit]

Strife of the Party (4.1)[edit]

Kernel of Truth (4.2)[edit]

Ghosted! (Episode 5)[edit]

Episode 6[edit]

Blinded By Science (6.1)[edit]

Lisa: Have hey no humanity?! They’re treating Flip like a lab rat! [the rat gives her an annoyed look] What? Are you giving me that look 'cause I’ve offended you as a lab rat? Or is it because I treated Flip the the exact same way? [becomes worried]

Band Together (6.2)[edit]

Luna: I'm so sorry! I was just trying to have some fun. Like I did with my old band.
Katie: Look, Sweetie, you're not with the Moon Goats anymore. It's time to get serious.
[Reg takes a napkin out of the dispenser, only for him and Jolly Jim to get glitter bombed]
Luna: Sorry. I had that planned before this talk.

Episode 7[edit]

Cow Pie Kid (7.1)[edit]

Lynn: Welcome to the team, Cow Pie Kid!
Liam: Woo-hoo! A celebration like this calls for a pig pile! [jumps into a mud puddle, two pigs join him, and Lynn joins in as well]

Lisa: This high-powered laser will realign the nerves and muscles in your arm and resynchronize your pitch.
Liam: Yikes, is it gonna hurt?
Lynn: Nah.
Lisa: It'll be pain like you've never known.
Liam: [gulps nervously, gets electrocuted as Lisa pulls the switch] Naw. Ain't nothing more than a skeeter bite.

Lucy: [mixing up a potion; reading her spellbook] Strand of red hair, stinger of a bee. Cure Liam's arm so he can... ahem. [Fangs turns the page] ...pitch-pain free. [completes the potion and puts one drop on Liam’s arm]
[Lightning strikes]
Lynn: Anything?
Liam: [impressed] Ho, ho. Howie! That's unbelievable. I got no pain at all.

Saved by the Spell (7.2)[edit]

Episode 8[edit]

Season's Cheatings (8.1)[edit]

A Flipmas Carol (8.2)[edit]

Episode 9[edit]

No Bus No Fuss (9.1)[edit]

Resident Upheaval (9.2)[edit]

Lincoln: [dressed up as Myrtle walks to Clyde, who’s dressed up as Nana Gayle; sounding like Myrtle] You must me Nana Gayle. I’m Myrtle. So nice to meet you.
Clyde: [turns around] Nice to meet... [clears throat to sound like Nana Gayle] Nice to meet... [gasps] Lincoln?
Lincoln: Clyde? What are you doing?
Clyde: What am I doing? What are you doing? There’s no way you can pull off-- wow, you did an incredible job with Myrtle’s cat-eye makeup.
Lincoln: Thanks. It’s subtle, yet makes a-- wait a minute. You’re just trying to psych me out.
Clyde: I don’t need to, ‘cause you don’t stand a chance. I’m winning that room for Nana Gayle!
Lincoln: I’m winning it for Myrtle!

Episode 10[edit]

TBA (10.1)[edit]

TBA (10.2)[edit]

Episode 11[edit]

School of Shock (11.1)[edit]

Electshunned (11.2)[edit]

Episode 12[edit]

Zach Attack (12.1)[edit]

Flying Solo (12.2)[edit]

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