The Nostalgia Critic/Season 19
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Quotes from the 19th season of The Nostalgia Critic, which aired in 2026.
- Ham: I'm the Great Bambino.
- Scotty: Who's that?
- Ham: [disbelieving] What?
- Nostalgia Critic: Does he know stonings happen in this town for things like that?
- Nostalgia Critic: I guess it shows she doesn't take it too seriously, and they even reveal later they get married. But does that kind of make it ewier?
- Scotty: Squints grew up and married Wendy Peffercorn. They have 9 kids.
- Nostalgia Critic: [as Wendy] One day I'm going to procreate with that little 10 year old who assaulted me.
Star Kid
[edit]- Nostalgia Critic: So before we get to the inevitable Toy Story 23, let's take a look at how they used to make sequels feel more legit. Let's take a look at Toy Story 2. The film begins with, well let's just say what Lightyear should have been.
- Woody: One more rip and Andy's done with me.
- Nostalgia Critic: That's not true. You're thinking of the next owner. [shows Bonnie from Toy Story 4] She abandoned you pretty quick.
- Zurg: I am your father.
- Buzz: NO!
- Nostalgia Critic: This movie is so good, even the fake versions of characters get an arc.
- Captain America: We need a plan of attack.
- Iron Man: I have a plan. Attack.
- Nostalgia Critic: Okay maybe he can't save every line.
- Black Widow: They're basically gods.
- Captain America: There's only one God, ma'am. And I'm pretty sure he doesn't dress like that. [skydives]
- Nostalgia Critic: For Jesus!
- Nostalgia Critic: Yeah they don't even wait a minute for the next one.
- Loki: I am a god, you dull creature. And I will not be bullied by-
- [Every time Hulk smashes Loki into the ground, the "Loki Mid Victory Lap Comeuppance Count" increases by 1]
- Nostalgia Critic: [shows the MCU Phase 2 movies] They didn't team up for any of these major events, but they teamed up for this alien floss toothpick.
- Iron Man: Hello Deere.
- Nostalgia Critic: Are you like me and didn't even catch how stupid that line was until a second viewing?