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The Proposal (2009 film)

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The Proposal is a 2009 romantic comedy film about a high-powered New York book editor (Sandra Bullock) who, facing deportation to Canada over an expired visa, fakes an engagement with her overworked assistant (Ryan Reynolds). They must endure a wild weekend in Alaska with his family to fool a suspicious immigration agent.

Directed by Anne Fletcher. Written by Peter Chiarelli.
Here comes the bribe...

Andrew Paxton

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  • Three days ago, I loathed you. I used to dream about you getting hit by a cab. Then we had our little adventure up in Alaska and things started to changed. Things changed when we kissed. And when you told me about your tattoo. Even when you checked me out when we were naked. But I didn't realize any of this, until I was standing alone... in a barn... wifeless. Now, you could imagine my disappointment when it suddenly dawned on me that the woman I love is about to be kicked out of the country. So Margaret, marry me, because I'd like to date you.

Dialogue

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Margaret: Psst! Psst! I'm not getting in that boat!
Andrew: You don't have to. See you in a few days.
Margaret: Psst! You know I can't swim!
Andrew: Hence, the boat.

Andrew: That's the hell of a first impression, Dad.
Joe: What the hell, Andrew? You show up here after all this time with this woman you hated, and now she's your girlfriend?
Andrew: We just got here. Can we wait two seconds before we throw the kitchen sink at each other?
Joe: Just never figured you for a guy who slept his way to the middle.
Andrew: Actually, I'll have you know that that woman in there is one of the most respected editors in town.
Joe: She's your meal ticket, and you brought her home to meet your mother.
Andrew: No, she's not my meal ticket, Dad. She's my fiancée.
Joe: What'd you say?
Andrew: You heard me. I'm getting married.

Grandma Annie: Look at this. Is that cute or what?
Grace: I know.
Andrew: Morning, guys. Have you seen... daah.
Grace: She's playing with Kevin. We thought she didn't like him.
Grandma Annie: Will you go get her, Andy? We have a whole day planned for her, and she needs to get ready.
Grace: Yeah. Tell her we have a big surprise for her.

Medivac Pilot: Ma'am, we're not authorized to take you to the airport.
Grandma Annie: [leans up] Larry Faris, don't make me call your mother!

Cast

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