The Simpsons/Season 37
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- The Simpsons (1989–present) is an American animated sitcom broadcast by the Fox Broadcasting Company created by Matt Groening. The series is a satirical depiction of American life, epitomized by the Simpson family.
- Marge: I can't remember the last movie we saw in theaters. And on opening night!
- Homer: Movies are back, baby!
- Bart: Just think of all the chumps out there waiting three days until this movie's free on streaming.
- Janet Grody: I'm Dr. Janet Grody, creator of Snüf Total-Body Deodorant. It's for all your grossest places. Just rub it right on your butt cleft, under pouch, stink flaps...
- Marge: Ah! How could they say those words on TV?
- Janet Grody: ...peat bog, smuckle, stunk-tank.
- [Homer, Bart, and Lisa are all laughing]
- Marge: Come on. Skip ad. Skip ad.
- Janet Grody: Between-hatch, gunk chunnel, boob swamp, elbow crotch.
- Homer: Elbow crotch. I have one of those.
- Bart: The phone banning guy can't get off his phone. Ironic!
- Rayshelle Peyton: Hey that is irony. Very accurate heckleing Bart.
- Bart: Thank you. I love you.
- Rayshelle Peyton: What?
- Bart: Nothing.
- Krusty: I don't care what deal you made. We got to pull the plug on this nightmare!
- Hal Julian: Are you nuts?! This thing is huge! You're a smash!
- PA #1: They're puking in Peoria.
- PA #2: They're retching in Rochester.
- PA #3: They've got PTSD in Pickstown, South Dakota!
- Ralph: [floating down the river] I'm streaming.
- Bart: I caught a frog, I caught a frog. Ooh. Where did he go?
- [A frog is not in Bart's hand, but a frog is on Lisa's nose, causing to Lisa scream as Homer tries to pulls a frog from Lisa's nose]
- Marge: [offscreen] What's going on in there?
- Homer: Boy, quit scaring your sister.
- Johnson Bryans: We follow your path, teacher, but are you sure that the secret to eternal youth is shot-gunning beer and watching the Godzilla Channel until 3:00 a.m.?
- Peter Linz: You know what might make you feel better? Making him feel worse. After all, the Buddha teaches us, "It's impossible to be happy if other people are."
- FBI profiler: My intel confirms that Skinner is the principal of the school, and also he does in fact suck.
- Homer: Four-hour teeth cleaning… [Bart cackles] Emergency whitening. Oreo exposure therapy for the hygienist. [stops pacing, then angrily yells at Bart] Do you have any idea how much your stunt cost?
- Bart: Can you really put a price on that kind of comedy?
