Thor: Ragnarok

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Thor: Ragnarok is a 2017 American superhero film featuring the Marvel Comics character comic book character of the same name, produced by Marvel Studios and distributed by Walt Disney Studios Motion Pictures. It is the sequel to 2011's Thor and 2013's Thor: The Dark World and the seventeenth installment in the Marvel Cinematic Universe. The film was directed by Taika Waititi.

See also:
Thor (Marvel Comics)
Thor (film)
Thor: The Dark World


  • [while electrocuting Loki] That looks painful. Dear brother, you're becoming predictable. I trust you, you betray me, round and round in circles we go. See, Loki, life is about... it's about growth. It's about change. But you seem to just wanna stay the same. I guess what I'm trying to say is that you'll always be the God of Mischief, but you could be more. I'll just put this over here for you. [he tosses the remote aside] Anyway, we all got places to be, so good luck, I guess.
  • She's too strong, Without my hammer, I can't.


  • It hurts, doesn't it? Being lied to. Being told you're one thing and then learning it's all a fiction. [Thor throws an object at Loki, revealing him to be an illusion] You didn't think I'd really come and see you, did you? This place is disgusting. Does this mean you don't want my help? Look, I couldn't jeopardize my position with Grandmaster, it took me time to win his trust. He's a lunatic, but he can be amenable. What I'm telling you is, you could join me at the Grandmaster's side. Perhaps, in time, an accident befalls the Grandmaster, and then... [makes a gesture of takeover]
  • [bringing back Surtur] With the Eternal Flame, you are reborn.
  • [seeing Valkyrie's tattoo] You're a Valkyrie. I thought the Valkyrie all died gruesome deaths.
  • [Thor meets Loki, who is tied up] Surprise. [Thor throws something at him, to see if he's a mirage] Ow.


  • So he's gone. That's a shame. I would have liked to have seen that.
  • I am Hela, Odin's firstborn, commander of the legions of Asgard, the rightful heir to the throne and the Goddess of Death. My father is dead, as are the princes. You're welcome.
  • You see. I'm not a queen or a monster. I'm the Goddess of Death. What were you the god of again?


  • Asgard is not a place, it's a people.


  • I just, I gotta say. I'm proud of you all. This revolution has been a huge success. Yay us! Pat, pat on the back. Pat on the back. Come on. No? Me, too. 'Cause I've been a big part of it. Can't have a revolution without somebody to overthrow. So, uh, you're welcome. And, uh, it's a tie.


  • Look. I've spent years in a haze trying to forget my past. Sakaar seemed like the best place to drink and forget, and to die one day.
  • I don't plan to stop drinking. But I don't wanna forget. I can't turn away anymore. So if I'm gonna die, well. it may as well be driving my sword through the heart of that murderous hag.


  • Heimdall was an idiot. This job should have made him rich. Now. the job ain't easy but it does have its benefits. The Bifrost gives me access to everything the Nine Realms has to offer. I mean. it's all mine for the taking. Behold. My stuff. I'm particularly fond of these. I pulled out of a place on Midgard called Texas. I even named them. Des and Troy. You see. when you put them together.

They destroy.

Bruce Banner/Hulk[edit]

  • I know, I'm sorry, I just get so angry all the time. Hulk always, always angry.
  • Hulk like fire, Thor like water.
  • In the past, I always felt like Hulk and I each had a hand on the wheel, but this time it’s like he had the keys to the car and I was locked in the trunk.


  • Even when you had two eyes, you'd see only half the picture.
  • Are you Thor, the God of Hammers? That hammer was to help you control your power, to focus it. It was never your source of strength.
  • Asgard is not a place. It never was. This could be Asgard. Asgard is where our people stand. Even now, right now, those people need your help.
  • No. You're stronger.


[First lines]
[Thor is thrown into Muspelheim in chains]
Thor: Now I know what you're thinking. "Oh, no. Thor's in a cage. How did this happen?" Well, sometimes you have to get captured just to get a straight answer out of something. It's a long story, basically...I'm a bit of a hero. See, I've spent some time on Earth...fought some robots, saved the planet a couple of times. Then I went searching through the cosmos for some magic colorful Infinity Stone things...didn't find any. That's when I came across a path of death, and destruction. Which led me all the way here into this cage...where I met you. [camera shows a skeleton. Its jaw falls off] How much longer do you think we'll be in here?
[Thor, chained up, falls and briefly hangs to see Surtur sitting in his throne]
Surtur: Thor, son of Odin.
Thor: Surtur! Son of ... a bitch! You're still alive? I thought my father killed you, like... half a million years ago.
Surtur: I cannot die. Not until I fulfill my destiny, and lay waste to your home.
Thor: You know, it's funny you should mention that... because I've been having these terrible dreams of late. Asgard up in flames, falling to ruins, and you, Surtur! You are the center of all of them.
Surtur: Then you have seen Ragnarök: the fall of Asgard, the great prophecy--
Thor: [rotating away from Surtur's direction] Hang on! Hang on. I'll be... back around shortly, you know, I really feel like we were connecting there. [Thor has now rotated to face Surtur] Okay, so, Ragnarök, tell me about that. Walk me through it.
Surtur: My time has come when my crown is reunited with the Eternal Flame! I shall be restored to my full might! I will tower over the mountains and bury my sword deep in Asgard!
Thor: [rotating away from Surtur's direction again] Hang on! Give it a second... I swear, I'm not even moving! It's doing this on its own. [Thor has again rotated to face Surtur] Let me get this straight. You're going to put your crown into the Eternal Flame, and you'll suddenly grow big as a house?
Surtur: A MOUNTAIN!!!
Thor: The Eternal Flame that Odin keeps locked away in Asgard?
Surtur: Odin is not on Asgard. And your absence has left the throne defenseless.
Thor: Okay. So... where is this crown?
Surtur: This is my crown! The source of my power!
Thor: Oh, that's a crown? I thought it was a big eyebrow.
Surtur: [annoyed] It's a crown!
Thor: Anyway, it sounds like all I have to do to stop Ragnarök is rip that thing off your head.
Surtur: But Ragnarök has already begun! You cannot stop it! I am Asgard's doom! And so are you! All will suffer! All will burn!
Thor: Oh, that's intense. You know to be honest, seeing you grow really big and set fire to a planet would be quite the spectacle. But it looks like, I'll have to choose 'Option B', where I bust out of these chains, knock that tiara off your head, and stash you away in Asgard's vault.
Surtur: You cannot stop Ragnarök. Why fight it?
Thor: Because... [motions his hand] that's what heroes do! [pause, nothing happens] Wait, sorry. I didn't time that right. And... now!
[Mjolnir flies in; Thor grabs the hammer and battles Surtur. "Immigrant Song" by Led Zeppelin plays]

Thor: So Earth has wizards now. [accidentally destroys a relic and tries to fix it]
Doctor Strange: ...The preferred term is Master of the Mystic Arts. You can leave that, now.
Thor: Alright wizard. Who are you and why should I care?
Strange: My name is Dr. Stephen Strange, and I have some questions for you. Take a seat.
[Thor and Strange are now sitting in high-backed chairs]
Strange: Tea?
Thor: I don't drink tea.
Strange: What do you drink?
Thor: Not tea.
[Thor has a stein of beer in his hand]
Strange: So I keep a watch list of individuals and beings from other realms that may be a threat to this world. Your adopted Brother, Loki, is one of these beings.
Thor: A worthy inclusion. [Strange uses his powers to refill the beer]
Strange: Then why bring him here?
Thor: We're looking for my Father.
Strange: So, if I was to tell you where Odin was, all parties concerned would promptly return to Asgard?
Thor: Promptly.
Strange: Great. Then I'll help you.
Thor: If you knew where he was, why didn't you call me?
Strange: I have to tell you, he was adamant that he not be disturbed. Your father said he had chosen to remain in exile. And you don't have a phone.
Thor: No, I don't have a phone, but you could have sent an electronic letter. It's called an email.
Strange: Yeah. Do you have a computer?
Thor: No. What for? Anyway, my Father is no longer in exile. So if you could tell me where he is, I can take him home.
Strange: Gladly. He's in Norway. [cut to them at a bookshelf with Strange flipping through mystic books] I'm just seeing whether this incantation requires any Asgardian modifications. Nope. We don't need that.
Thor: [Strange is using his powers, making him spill his beer] Will you stop doing that?
Strange: I need just one strand of your hair.
Thor: Let me explain something. My hair is not to be meddled with. [Strange rips out one of his hairs] Ahg!
[Strange teleports himself and Thor back to the main hallway; Thor tumbles down the stairs]
Thor: We could have just walked.
Strange: [opens a portal] He's waiting for you.
Thor: Alright.
Strange: Don't forget your umbrella.
Thor: Yes. Look at this. [motions his hand for the umbrella, making banging noises off-screen. Strange looks underused] ...Sorry. [the umbrella finally comes and he removes some shattered glass from it] There we go. I suppose I'll need my brother back.
Strange: Oh, yeah. Right.
[opens a portal and Loki falls through]
Loki: I have been falling for 30 minutes!
Strange: You can handle him from here.
Thor: Yes. Of course. Thank you very much for your help.
Strange: Good luck.
Loki: Handle me? Who are you?
Thor: Loki...
Loki: [pulls out his blades] You think you're some kind of sorcerer?! Don't think for one minute, you second-rate...
Strange: Bye-bye. [sends Thor and Loki through a portal]

Odin: Her violent appetites were beyond my controls. I couldn't stop it, so...I imprisoned her. Locked her away. She draws her strength from Asgard...once she gets there, her powers will be...limitless.
Thor: Whatever she is, we can stop her, together. We can face her, together.
Odin: Fear not. I'm on a different path now. This, you must face alone. I love you, my sons. [points at the sky] Look up there. Remember this place, home.

[Hela emerges from a portal, having been freed by Odin's passing]
Hela: So he's gone, That's a shame, I would have liked to have seen that.
Thor: You must be Hela. I'm Thor, son of Odin.
Hela: [disbelieving] Really?! You don't look like him.
Loki: [clearly uneasy] Perhaps we can come to an arrangement?
Hela: [snarling] You sound like him. Kneel.
Loki: Beg your pardon?
[Hela produces a sword from her arm]
Hela: Kneel... before your Queen.
Thor: I don't think so. [Thor hurls Mjolnir at her, only for Hela to catch it in one hand] It's not possible!
Hela: [smiling cruelly] Darling, you have no idea what's possible!
[Hela easily crushes Mjolnir's head]

Loki: [seeing Thor locked in his chair] What are you doing here?!
Thor: What do you mean, what am I doing? I'm stuck in this stupid chair. Where's your chair?
Loki: I didn't get a chair.
Thor: Well, then get me out of this one!
Loki: I can't.
Thor: What?
Loki: I can't.
Thor: Why not?!
Loki: I've made friends with this man. He's the Grandmaster.
Thor: Oh, he's crazy!
Loki: I've gained his favor. The Bifrost brought me out here weeks ago.
Thor: Weeks ago? I just got here.
The Grandmaster: What are you whispering about?
Thor: [suddenly startled] AAHH!
The Grandmaster: Time works real different around these parts. On any other world, I'd be, like, millions of years old. But here on Sakaar ... in any case, you know this... you call yourself Lord of Thunder?
Thor: God of Thunder. [whispering to Loki] Tell him.
Loki: I've never met this man in my life.
Thor: He's my Brother!
Loki: Adopted.
The Grandmaster: Is he any kind of a fighter?
Thor: Haha. You take this thing out of my neck and I'll show you!
The Grandmaster: Now, listen to that, he's threatening me. Hey, Sparkles! Here's the deal. If you wanna get back to As-Place, As-Berg.
Thor: As-GARD!
The Grandmaster: Any contender who defeats my champion... their freedom they shall win.
Thor: Fine! Then point me in the direction of whoever's ass I have to kick!
The Grandmaster: That's what I call contender! That direction would be, would be this way, Lord.
[Thor's chair starts to move]
Thor: Loki!

Thor: How did you end up here?
Korg: Well, I tried to start a revolution, but didn't print enough pamphlets so hardly anyone turned up. Except for my mum and her boyfriend, who I hate. As punishment, I was forced to be in here and become a gladiator. Bit of a promotional disaster that one, but I' m actually organizing another revolution. I don't know if you'd be interested in something like that. Do you reckon you'd be interested?

[after knocking down the Hulk, Thor approaches him]
Thor: [copying Black Widow] Hey, big guy. Sun's getting real low. I don't want to hurt you anymore.
[the Hulk grabs Thor and flattens him with repeated smashes into the floor]
Loki: [cheers] YES! That's how it feels! [to the Grandmaster] I'm just a huge fan of the sport.

Valkyrie: Look, I've spent years, in a haze, trying to forget my past. Sakaar seemed like the best place to drink, and forget and to die, one day.
Thor: Well, I was thinking that you drink too much and that was probably gonna kill you.
Valkyrie: I don't plan to stop drinking. But I don't wanna forget. I can't turn away anymore. So, if I'm gonna die, well, it may as well be driving my sword through the heart of that murderous hag.

[Hela discovers Thor sitting in Odin's throne]
Thor: Sister.
Hela: [smiling evilly] You're still alive.
Thor: I love what you've done with the place. Redecorating, I see.
Hela: It seems our father's solution to every problem was to cover it up.
Thor: Or to cast it out. He told you you were worthy. He said the same thing to me.
Hela: You see, you never knew him, not at his best. [nostalgic sighs] Odin and I drowned entire civilizations in blood and tears. Where do you think all this gold came from? And then one day he decided to become a benevolent king. To foster peace, to protect life. To have you.
Thor: I understand why you're angry. And you are my sister, and technically have a claim to the throne. And believe me, I would love for someone else to rule. But it can't be you. You're just the worst.
Hela: Okay. Get up. You're in my seat. [puts on her headdress]
Thor: [stands up] You know, Father once told me that a wise king never seeks out war.
Hela: But must always be ready for it.
[The two charge and fight]

Odin: Even when you had two eyes, you'd see only half the picture.
Thor: She's too strong. Without my hammer, I can't.
Odin: Are you Thor, the God of Hammers? That hammer was to help you control your power, to focus it. It was never your source of strength.
Thor: It's too late. She's already taken Asgard.
Odin: Asgard is not a place. It never was. This could be Asgard. Asgard is where our people stand. Even now, right now, those people need your help.
Thor: I'm not as strong as you.
Odin: No. You're stronger.

Thor: I think we should disband the Revengers.
Loki: Hit her with a lightning blast.
Thor: I just hit her with the biggest lightning blast in the history of lightning. It did nothing.
Valkyrie: We just need to hold her off until everyone's on board.
Thor: [looking at the Asgardians boarding the Statesman] It won't end there. The longer Hela's on Asgard, the more powerful she grows. She'll hunt us down. We need to stop her here and now.
Valkyrie: So what do we do?
Loki: I'm not doing "Get help".
[Hela walks and approaches with her swords]
Thor: [comes to a realization] Asgard's not a place, it's a people. Loki, This was never about stopping Ragnarök... This was about causing Ragnarök. [to Loki] Surtur's crown; the vault. It's the only way.
Loki: Bold move, Brother. Even for me. [runs off]
Thor: Shall we?
Valkyrie: After you.

Thor: Miek, where are you from?
Korg: Oh, Miek's dead. Yeah, no, I accidentally stomped on the bridge, I've just felt so guilty, I've been carrying him around all day. [Miek moves] Oh, Miek, you're alive! He's alive, guys. What was your question again, bro?
Thor: ... Earth it is.

[Mid-credits scene: Thor and Loki look out in space]
Loki: Do you really think it's a good idea to go back to Earth?
Thor: Yes, of course. People on Earth love me, I'm very popular.
Loki: Let me rephrase that. Do you really think it's a good idea to bring me back to Earth?
Thor: Probably not, to be honest. I wouldn't worry, Brother. I feel like everything's gonna work out fine.
[Suddenly, a shadow hovers over them. Camera zooms out to reveal Thanos' ship, Sanctuary II hovering over the Statesman]

Quotes about Thor: Ragnarok[edit]

  • The Marvel Cinematic Universe's most audacious entry so far, Thor's third stand-alone movie goes there with wild, bold choices -- and it succeeds, epically, on many levels.


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