Thor: Ragnarok

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Asgard is not a place, it's a people.

Thor: Ragnarok is a 2017 American superhero film featuring the Marvel Comics character comic book character of the same name, produced by Marvel Studios and distributed by Walt Disney Studios Motion Pictures. It is the sequel to 2011's Thor and 2013's Thor: The Dark World and the seventeenth installment in the Marvel Cinematic Universe. The film was directed by Taika Waititi.

See also:
Thor
Thor (Marvel Comics)
Thor (film)
Thor: The Dark World

Thor[edit]

  • She's too powerful, I have no hammer.
  • We know each other. He's a friend from work.
  • [from trailer; to Hulk] So much has happened since I last saw you! I lost my hammer, like yesterday, so that's still fresh. Then I went on a journey of self-discovery. Then I met you.

Loki[edit]

  • I have been falling for 30 minutes!
  • [to Doctor Strange] Handle me? Who are you? [pulls out blades] You think you're some kind of sorcerer? Don't think for one minute, you second-rate...
  • [bringing back Surtur] With the Eternal Flame, you are reborn!

Hela[edit]

  • I am Hela, Odin's firstborn, commander of the legions of Asgard, the rightful heir to the throne and the goddess of death. My father is dead, as are the princes. You're welcome.
  • Asgard is dead.

Valkyrie[edit]

  • This team of yours, does it have a name?
  • There aren't any! It's a leisure vessel. The Grandmaster uses it for his good times, orgies and stuff.

Bruce Banner/Hulk[edit]

  • Hulk like fire, Thor like water.
  • [to Loki] Last time we saw you, you were trying to kill everyone. What are you up to these days?

Grandmaster[edit]

  • Without further ado, it's main event time.
  • Welcome everybody. Hey, let's have a big round of applause for all of today's contenders who have died so gruesomely. Good sports.
  • (That's what I call...) a cycle! Contender! That direction would be, would be this way, Lord.
  • Slaves is such a harsh word, I prefer "prisoners with jobs".
  • Loyal Sakaarians, Lord of Thunder has stolen my ship and my favorite champion. Sakaarians, take to the skies. Bring him down. Do not let him leave this planet.

Heimdall[edit]

  • Asgard is not a place, it's a people.
  • [after fighting the Butchers] Sorry about that. These things are everywhere.

Odin[edit]

  • Even with two eyes, you only see half of the picture.
  • What are you, Thor, god of hammers?

Dialogue[edit]

[First lines]
Thor: I know what you're thinking. "Oh, no. Thor's in a cage. How did this happen?" Well, sometimes you have to get captured just to get a straight answer out of something. It's a long story, basically...I'm a bit of a hero. See, I've spent some time on Earth...for the record, I saved the planet a couple of times. Then I went searching through the cosmos for a couple of magic colorful Infinity Stone things...but didn't find any. That's when I came across a path of death, and destruction. Which led me all the way here to this cage...where I met you. [camera shows a skeleton. Its jaw falls off] How much longer do you think we'll be in here?
[Thor, chained up, falls and briefly hangs to see Surtur]
Surtur: Thor, son of Odin.
Thor: Surtur! Son of ... a bitch! You're still alive! I thought my father killed you, like... half 1,000,000 years ago.
Surtur: I cannot die. Not until I fulfill my destiny, and lay waste to your home.
Thor: You know, it's funny you should mention that. Because I've been having these terrible dreams of late! Asgard up in flames. Falling to ruins. And you, Surtur. The center of all of it.
Surtur: Then you have seen Ragnarök - the fall of Asgard, the great prophecy--
Thor: [rotating away from Surtur's direction] Hang on! Hang on. I'll be... back around shortly, you know, I really feel like we were connecting there. [Thor has now rotated to face Surtur] Now... okay, so, Ragnarök, tell me about that. Walk me through it.
Surtur: My time has come when my crown is reunited with the Eternal Flame! I shall be restored to my full might, and will tower over the mountains to bury my sword deep into Asgard!
Thor: [rotating away from Surtur's direction again] Hang on! Give it a second... I swear, I'm not even moving! It's doing this on its own. [Thor has again rotated to face Surtur] Let me get this straight. You're going to put your crown into the Eternal Flame, and you suddenly grow big as a house?
Surtur: A MOUNTAIN!
Thor: The Eternal Flame that Odin keeps locked away in Asgard?
Surtur: Odin is not on Asgard. And your absence has left the throne defenseless.
Thor: Okay. So... where is this crown?
Surtur: [points at the crown] This is my crown. The source of my power!
Thor: Oh, that's your crown? I thought it was a big eyebrow.
Surtur: [annoyed] It's a crown!
Thor: Anyway, it sounds like all I have to do to stop Ragnarök is rip that thing off your head.
Surtur: But Ragnarök has already begun! You cannot stop it! I am Asgard's doom, and so are you! All will suffer, all will burn!
Thor: Oh, that's intense. You know to be honest, seeing you grow really big and set fire to a planet would be quite the spectacle. But it looks like, I'll have to choose 'Option B', where I bust out of these chains, knock that tiara off your head, and stash you away in Asgard's vault.
Surtur: You cannot stop Ragnarök. Why fight it?
Thor: Because that's what heroes do! [pause, nothing happens] Wait, sorry. I didn't time that right. And...now.
[Mjolnir flies in; Thor grabs the hammer and battles Surtur. "Immigrant Song" by Led Zeppelin plays]

Skurge: [after Thor arrives back on Asgard] Well, well. Look who decided to pop in. Thanks for scaring away my company and drenching my workplace in brains.
Thor: Who are you?
Skurge: Don't you remember? I'm Skurge. We fought together on Vanaheim.
Thor: Right... where's Heimdall?
Skurge: That traitor.
Thor: Traitor?
Skurge: No one knows he's a fugitive of the throne. You see, Odin charged Heimdall with negligence of duty, but he disappeared before the trial. Hard to catch a guy who can see everything in the universe.
Thor: Sure. [flies off]
Skurge: Hold on! I'm supposed to announce your arrival.
[Skurge ignores, then jogs after Thor on the Biforst Bridge]

Thor: Where's Odin?
Loki: You just couldn't stay away, could you? Everything was fine without you. Asgard was prospering. You ruined everything! Ask them!
Thor: Where's father? Did you kill him?
Loki: You have what you wanted. You have the woman you asked for. [Thor puts Mjolnir on his chest] Ah! Ouch, okay! I know exactly where he is.
[Thor and him transport to NYC via Bifrost at Shady Acres Care Home that's being demolished to ruins]
Loki: [in a black suit] I swear I left him right here.
Thor: [in casual wear] You mean on the pavement outside, or actually in the building currently being demolished? Great planning!

Thor: I can't believe you're alive. I saw you die, I mourned you, I cried for you.
Loki: I'm...honored?

Thor: So Earth has wizards now, huh?
Doctor Strange: The preferred term is Master of the Mystic Arts.
Thor: Alright wizard. Who are you and why should I care?
Strange: My name is Dr. Stephen Strange, and I have some questions for you. Take a seat. [Thor and Strange are now sitting in high-backed chairs] Tea?
[Thor has a cup of tea in his hand]
Thor: I don't drink tea.
Strange: What do you drink?
Thor: Not tea.
[Thor has a stein of beer in his hand. He drinks it, but it always stays full]
Strange: So I keep a watch list of individuals and beings from other realms that may be a threat to this world. Your adopted brother, Loki, is one of these beings.
Thor: He's a worthy inclusion.
Strange: Then why bring him here?
Thor: We're looking for my father.
Strange: So. If you were to tell you where Odin was, all parties concerned would promptly return to Asgard?
Thor: Oh, yeah. Promptly.
Strange: Great. Then allow me to help you.

Thor: If you knew where he was, why didn't you call me?
Strange: I had to tell you. He did not want to be disturbed. Your father. He had chosen to remain in exile. And you don't have a phone.
Thor: No, I don't have a phone but you could have sent me an electronic letter. It's called an email.
Strange: Yeah. Do you have a computer?
Thor: No. What for?

[Strange opens a portal for Thor to be transported to Odin]
Strange: Don't forget your umbrella.
Thor: Yeah. Look at this... [summons out the umbrella, but destroys almost of Strange's home off-screen] S-s-s-s-sorry. [finally, the umbrella appears in Thor's hand; he bangs out the water from it] Now listen, I need my brother back.
Strange: Oh, yeah, right. [sends a portal and Loki falls in]
Loki: I have been falling for 30 minutes!
Strange: You can handle it from here.
Thor: Yes, yes. Thank you very much for your help.
Strange: Good luck.
Loki: Handle me? Who are you?
Thor: Loki...
Loki: [pulls out his blades] You think you're some kind of sorcerer? Don't think for one minute, you second-rate...
Strange: Okay, bye-bye. [hurls Thor and Loki through a portal]

Thor: You must be Hela. I am Thor, son of Odin!
Hela: Really?! You don't look like him.
Loki: Perhaps we can come to an arrangement?
Hela: You sound like him. Kneel.
Loki: Beg your pardon?
Hela: [drawing out a sword] Kneel...before your queen.
Thor: I don't think so. [throws Mjolnir, but Hela quickly catches it; shocked] It's not possible.
Hela: Darling, you have no idea what's possible. [crushes Mjolnir]

Sakaar Scrapper: Are you a fighter or are you food?
Thor: I'm just twice passing through.
Sakaar Scrapper: It is food. On your knees.

Thor: Hey, where are you taking me? ANSWER ME! Hey! I am Thor, son of Odin! And I need to get back to Asgard.
Valkyrie: Many apologies, Your Majesty.

Loki: [seeing Thor locked in his chair] What are you doing here?!
Thor: What do you mean, what am I doing? I'm stuck in this stupid chair. Where's your chair?
Loki: I didn't get a chair.
Thor: Well, then get me out of this one!
Loki: I can't.
Thor: What?
Loki: I can't.
Thor: Why not?!
Loki: I've made friends with this man. He's the Grandmaster.
Thor: Oh, he's crazy!
Loki: I've gained his favor. The Bifrost brought me out here weeks ago.
Thor: Weeks ago? I just got here.
Grandmaster: What are you whispering about?
Thor: [suddenly startled] AAHH!

Loki: [to the Grandmaster] I never meet this man in my life.
Thor: He's my brother!
Loki: ... Adopted.
Grandmaster: Is he any kind of a fighter?
Thor: Ha. You take this thing out of my neck and I can show you.
Grandmaster: Listen to that, he's threatening me. Hey, Sparkles! Here's the deal. You want to get back to Ass-place, Ass-berg.
Thor: ASGARD!
Grandmaster: Any contender who defeats my champion, their freedom, they shall win.
Thor: Fine. Then point me in the direction of whoever's ass I have to kick!

Korg: Hey! Hey! Hey. Take it easy, man! Over here. The pile of rocks waving at you. I'm actually a thing, I'm a being. Allow me to introduce myself. My name is Korg. I'm kind of like the leader in here. I'm made of rocks, as you can see, but don't let that intimidate you. You don't need to be afraid unless you're made of scissors! Just a little Rock, Paper, Scissors joke for you. This is my very good friend over here, Miek. He's an insect and has knives for hands.
Thor: You're a Kronan, aren't you?
Korg: That I am.
Thor: How did you end up here?
Korg: Oh, well, I tried to start a revolution, but didn't print enough pamphlets so hardly anyone turned up. Except for my mum and her boyfriend, who I hate. As punishment, I was forced to be in here and become a gladiator. Bit of a promotional disaster that one, but I'm actually organizing another revolution. I don't know if you'd be interested in something like that. Do you reckon you'd be interested?

Thor: Every time I threw it, it would always come back.
Korg: Sounds like you had a pretty special and intimate relationship with this hammer and that losing it was almost comparable to losing a loved one.
Thor: That's a nice way to put it.

[A barber approaches to Thor]
Barber: Now don't you move. My hands ain't as steady as they used to be!
Thor: By Odin's beard, you shall not cut my hair, lest you feel the wrath of the mighty Thor! [terrified] Please, kind sir... do not cut my hair! NO!!! NOOO!

[after knocking down Hulk, Thor approaches him]
Thor: [copying Black Widow] Hey, big guy. Sun's getting real low. I don't want to hurt you anymore.
[Suddenly, Hulk grabs Thor and slams him into the floor 4 times like a rag doll, then throws him. Hulk roars 2 times]
Loki: [cheers] YES!! That's how it feels! [to the Grandmaster] I'm just a huge fan of the sport.

Thor: We're the same, you and I. Just a couple of hot-headed fools.
Hulk: Yeah, same. Hulk like fire, Thor like water.
Thor: Well, we're kinda both like fire.
Hulk: But Hulk like real fire. Like raging fire. Thor like smoldering fire.

[Thor turns on the Quinjet's computer and places his hand on the handprint scanner]
Quinjet Computer: Voice activation required.
Thor: Thor.
Quinjet Computer: Access denied.
Thor: Thor.
Quinjet Computer: Access denied.
[pause]
Thor: Strongest Avenger.
Quinjet Computer: Access denied.
Thor: Strongest Avenger!
Quinjet Computer: Access denied.
Thor: [pause] Damn you, Stark. Point Break.
Quinjet Computer: Welcome, Point Break.

Banner: [noticing a giant hologram of the Grandmaster in the distance] Who's that?
Thor: He kind of runs the place. You actually lived in his house.
Banner: Did I?
Thor: Yeah, quite a lot's happened! You and I had a fight recently.
Banner: Did I win?
Thor: No, I won! Easily!
Banner: Doesn't sound right...
Thor: Well, it's true.

Valkyrie: I've spent years, in a haze, trying to forget my past. Sakaar seemed like the best place to drink, and to forget... and to die, one day.
Thor: Well, I was thinking that you drink too much and it was probably gonna kill you.
Valkyrie: I don't plan to stop drinking. But... I don't wanna forget. I can't turn away anymore. So, if I'm gonna die, well, it might as well be driving my sword through the heart of that murderous hag.

Banner: Okay, can I just... a quick FYI, I was just talking to him just a couple minutes ago and he [Loki] was totally ready to kill any of us.
Valkyrie: He did try to kill me.
Thor: Yes, me too. On many, many occasions. There was one time when we were children, he transformed himself into a snake, and he knows that I love snakes. So, I went to pick up the snake to admire it and he transformed back into himself and he was like, “Yeah, it's me!”. And he stabbed me. We were eight at the time.

Thor: Hello!
Loki: Hi.

Thor: [giving Banner to fly the Commodore] Here, take the wheel.
Banner: I don't know how to fly this thing!
Thor: You're a scientist. Use one of your PhDs. You should figure it out.
Banner: None of them for flying alien spaceships!

Korg: [to Loki] Hey, man. We're just about to jump on that ginormous spaceship. Wanna come?
Loki: You do seem like you're in desperate need of leadership.
Korg: Why thank you!

[Hela discovers Thor sitting in Odin's throne]
Thor: Sister...
Hela: [smiling evilly] You're still alive!
Thor: I love what you've done with the place. Redecorating, I see.
Hela: It seems our father's solution to every problem was to cover it up.
Thor: Or cast it out. He told you you were worthy. He said the same thing to me.
Hela: You see, you never knew him, not at his best. [nostalgic sighs] Odin and I drowned entire civilizations in blood and tears. Where do you think all this gold came from? And then one day he decided to become a benevolent king. To foster peace, to protect life. To have you.
Thor: I understand why you're angry. And you are my sister, and technically have a claim to the throne. And believe me, I would love for someone else to rule. But it cant be you. You're just the worst.
Hela: Okay, get up. You're in my seat! [puts on her headdress]
Thor: [stands up] You know. Father once told me that a wise king never seeks out war.
Hela: But must always be ready for it.
[The two charge and fight]

Valkyrie: [about the Fenris Wolf] This stupid dog won't die!
[Banner looks down, then makes a decision]
Banner: Everything's going to be okay. I got this. You want to know who I am?
Valkyrie: What the hell are you talking about?
Banner: You'll see! [jumps out of the Commodore]

Thor: I think we should disband the Revengers.
Loki: Hit her with a lightning blast.
Thor: I just hit her with the biggest lightning blast in the history of lightning. It did nothing.
Valkyrie: We need to hold her off until everybody's on board.
Thor: [looking at the Asgardians boarding the Statesman] It won't end there. The longer Hela's on Asgard, the more powerful she grows. She'll hunt us down. We need to stop her here and now!
Valkyrie: What's our move?
Loki: I am not doing 'Get help'.
[Hela walks and approaches with her swords]
Thor: [comes to a realization] Asgard's not a place, it's a people. This was never about stopping Ragnarök... it was about causing Ragnarök. [to Loki] Go to the vault. Surtur's crown. It's the only way.
Loki: Bold move, brother. Even for me. [runs off]
Thor: Shall we?
Valkyrie: After you.

Surtur: Tremble before me Asgard, for I am your reckoning!
[Surtur swings his sword to destroy Asgard; Thor and Valkyrie look up]
Valkyrie: The people are safe. That's all it matters.
Thor: We're fulfilling the prophecy.
Valkyrie: I hate this prophecy.
Thor: So do I. But we have no choice.
[Hulk leaps onto the bridge; Surtur continues destroying Asgard, then Hulk charges at leaps behind Valkyrie and Thor]
Thor: We need to let him finish... [finally sees Hulk] No!
[Hulk punches Surtur]
Thor: HULK, NO! Stop it, you moron!
[Hulk keeps fighting Surtur and tries to grab his crown, but can't without enough strength]
Thor: Hulk! Just for once in your life, don't smash!
Hulk: But big monster!
Valkyrie: Hulk! Let's go.
[Hulk looks at Valkyrie and Thor, but looks back at Surtur; he then stops fighting]
Hulk: Friends. [holds Thor and Valkyrie and leaps them onto the Statesman]

[Thor looks himself in a mirror with an eye patch that covers his bruced eye]
Loki: It suits you.
[Thor turns to see Loki]
Thor: Perhaps you're not so bad after all, brother.
Loki: Maybe not.
Thor: Thank you, Loki.

Thor: Miek, where are you from?
Korg: Oh, Miek's dead. I stepped on him during the fight on the bridge, and I've been feeling so guilty, I've be carrying him around with me ever since. [Miek wakes up] Oh, wait! Miek's alive! What were you asking?
Thor: Earth it is.

[Mid-credits scene: Thor and Loki look out in space]
Loki: Do you really think it's a good idea to go back to Earth?
Thor: Yes, of course. People on Earth love me, I'm very popular.
Loki: Let me rephrase that. Do you really think it's a good idea to bring me back to Earth?
Thor: Probably not, to be honest. I wouldn't worry, brother. I feel like everything's gonna work out fine.
[Suddenly, a shadow hovers over them. Camera zooms out to reveal Sanctuary II hovering over the Statesman]

[Post-credits scene: the Grandmaster comes out of a crash-landed ship at Sakaarians]
Grandmaster: I just, I gotta say... I'm proud of you all. This revolution has been a huge success. Yay us! Pat, pat on the back. Pat on the back, come on. No? Me, too. 'Cause I've been a big part of it. Can't have a revolution without somebody overthrown. So, ah, you're welcome. And, uh, it's a tie.

Quotes about Thor: Ragnarok[edit]

  • The Marvel Cinematic Universe's most audacious entry so far, Thor's third stand-alone movie goes there with wild, bold choices -- and it succeeds, epically, on many levels.

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