Tooth Fairy (2010 film)

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Tooth Fairy is a 2010 American comedy film about a bad deed on the part of a tough minor-league hockey player that results in an unusual sentence: he must serve one week as a real-life tooth fairy.

Directed by Michael Lembeck. Written by Lowell Ganz, Babaloo Mandel, Joshua Sternin, Jeffrey Ventimilia, and Randi Mayem Singer.
The tooth hurts.taglines

Derek "The Tooth Fairy" Thompson[edit]

  • You can't handle the Tooth! And that's the Tooth, the whole Tooth and nothing but the Tooth! I pledge allegiance to the Tooth.
  • I can shrink down to six inches.
  • You can't handle the Tooth! And that's the Tooth, the whole Tooth and nothing but the Tooth! I pledge allegiance to the Tooth.

Lily[edit]

  • You might just be the worst tooth fairy ever!

Dialogue[edit]

Derek Thompson: I'm the Tooth Fairy.
Randy: Thought you said you were a vampire. You got some inconsistent mythology.

Derek Thompson: Does this tutu make my butt look big?
Lily: Huge.

Carly: Hey honey, how was your game?
Derek Thompson: Not good.
Tess: Derek, guess what? I have another loose tooth.
Derek Thompson: Good for you, honey.
Carly: What's the matter, hon?
Derek Thompson: Everything. Nothing, you know. Forget it.
Randy: Can we go practice now?
Derek Thompson: You know what, can we skip today's session. I just don't have it in me.
Randy: But the Talent Show's tomorrow night.
Derek Thompson: You will be fine.
Randy: I need at least one more run through it.
Derek Thompson: No, you don't, okay.
Randy: No, I do need it. I just need a little more practice. Just so I can get down.
Derek Thompson: [snaps] Hey. It doesn't matter what you do in the Talent Show! You're never gonna be a famous rock star! You're just gonna be another kid with a guitar! So do yourself a favor and just give it up, okay!
Carly: Derek!
Derek Thompson: Look, baby. I am sorry but it's for his own good. Trust me.
[with his dreams crushed, Randy tearfully smashes his guitar on the ground, breaking it in half.]
Randy: Come on, Tess!
Carly: What is wrong with you?!
Derek Thompson: I had a bad day.
Carly: You had a bad day?!
Derek Thompson: Yeah, I had a bad day, okay.
Carly: No, no. That is not okay! You are never gonna speak to my children again! We are done!
Derek Thompson: Carly.
Carly: You know what your problem is, Derek? You can't say what if. And you never will.

Taglines[edit]

  • The tooth hurts.
  • You can't handle the tooth.

Cast[edit]

External links[edit]

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