Uncharted 2: Among Thieves

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Uncharted 2: Among Thieves is a 2009 action-adventure game developed by Naughty Dog for the Playstation 3. It is the second installment in the Uncharted series.

Nathan "Nate" Drake[edit]

  • [Repeated line] Oh, crap!
  • Great, power's out, and a girl's trapped. I swear to God, if there's a zombie around the next corner–

Elena Fisher[edit]

  • [When introducing herself to Chloe] Elena Fisher. Last year's model.

Victor "Sully" Sullivan[edit]

  • I'm sweatin' like a hooker in church. [Nate: You brought a hooker to church?] Why not?

Chloe Frazer[edit]

  • Oh, is that an ancient Tibetan ritual dagger in your pocket?
  • Just dance with the one who brought you, alright?

Harry Flynn[edit]

  • Face it, genius. You've been played.
  • [Last words] Parting gift from Lazarević. Pity he took the pin.

Zoran Lazarević[edit]

  • Compassion is the enemy. Mercy defeats us.
  • [Last words] You don't have the will. [Nate: Maybe not. But they do.] No!

Jeff Wynia[edit]

  • Is it always like this with him? [Elena and Chloe: Pretty much.]
  • When you put it that way, it does sound pretty stupid. [Nate: Yeah, thanks for the input, Jeff.]


  • [Speaking Tibetan]

Karl Schäfer[edit]

  • So– they have beaten you, eh? Your quest is over?


[Three months later: Nate is doing hand puppets in his cell.]
Nate: [Imitating Flynn] You overlooked one little detail, didn't you, partner? [Regular voice] What? [Imitating Flynn] Face it, genius. You've been played. [Regular voice] Oh, really? [Makes a gunshot sound and imitates Flynn dying]
[Sully appears outside the cell.]
Nate: Hey, hey, hey! Jackass, you're ruining the show here!
Sully: Ah, what a shame.
Nate: [Sits up and sees Sully outside the cell] Sully!
Sully: I really can't leave you alone for a minute.
Nate: [Walks up to the bars] Oh, man, am I glad to see you.
Sully: How you doin', kid?
Nate: Ah, I'm doin' just great.
[A prison guard walks up to the cell door and unlocks it, then heads off.]
Sully: [Opens the door, to the guard, in Turkish] Thanks. [To Nate, in English] I had to grease a few palms. Did go through the rest of your money. And a good chunk of my own, but, hey–
[Nate and Sully hug.]
Sully: [Disgusted by the smell on Nate] Jesus, you stink.
Nate: Yeah, not half as bad as that cigar.
Sully: Yeah.
Nate: Hey, how'd you find me?
Sully: Well, a friend of yours asked for my help.
[Chloe walks up to the cell.]
Chloe: Hello, Nate.
Nate: Oh, no. No!
Sully: Now, wait a second–
Nate: Sully, kick her out and shut the door. We're safer in here.
Sully: Just wait a goddamn minute. Hear her out.
Chloe: [Walks into the cell] Thank you, Victor.
Nate: Hey, no offense, Sully, but you're not exactly the best judge of character. Especially when it comes to women.
Sully: [Holds up his hands] Fair enough. All the same.
Chloe: [Disgusted by the smell of Nate's cell] Dear, god–
Nate: [Sarcastically] Oh, no, it wasn't that bad. Look, I have my own bucket. Last cell I was in, eight of us had to share.
Chloe: Listen, Nate–
Nate: [Angrily] You know something? I really appreciate you dropping by, but if you and Flynn hadn't screwed me over in the first place–
Chloe: Now, wait a minute–
Nate: I wouldn't have been rotting in this this shithole for the last three months.
Chloe: Listen, Nate–
Nate: So excuse me if I'm not just, you know, leaping into your arms.
[Nate turns away with his arms crossed.]
Chloe: I had nothing to do with it.
Nate: Right.
[Chloe gives up.]
Chloe: [To Sully] I told you, he's not gonna listen to me.
Sully: Screw this. Nate, they found the ships.
Nate: [Turns around, intrigued] In Borneo?
Chloe: Yes.
Nate: And the Cintamani Stone?
Chloe: How do you know about that?
Nate: Do you really think Flynn could've figured that out on his own?
Chloe: Alright, good point. No, they haven't found it yet.
Nate: What do you mean "they"?
Sully: Flynn and his client, Lazarević.
Chloe: You know, the nutcase. They've been working together all along.
Nate: Alright, then. If they haven't found the stone, that means there's still time. [To Chloe] You're gonna get us into that dig site. We're gonna snatch that treasure right out from under them.
Chloe: [Smirks] They'll never see it coming.
Nate: Yeah, well, payback's a bitch.
[Nate leaves the cell, with Sully and Chloe following him.]

[The cafe: Nate and Chloe are sitting at a table.]
Nate: [Puts down the book on the table] Look– [Points to the Cintamani Stone on the book] –they called it the 'wish-fulfilling jewel'. It's a sacred object.
[Sully walks into the room with three drinks.]
Chloe: What, like a Buddhist 'holy grail'?
Nate: Exactly.
[Sully hands Chloe a drink.]
Chloe: [Takes the drink from Sully] Thanks.
[Sully puts down the other two drinks on the table and sits down.]
Nate: Sully, listen to this. 'In the kingdom of Shambhala lies the most precious thing to be found in all the world. A perfect raw sapphire of the deepest blue, larger around than the reach of a man's arms.'
Sully: Ooh, that's gotta be worth millions.
Nate: Hundreds of millions. [Sits down] And you say there's more of this?
Chloe: Loads more. Lazarevic paid top dollar for Marco Polo's journals. He's been after the Cintamani Stone for years.
Sully: Well, if he's been counting on Flynn to find it for him, it's no wonder he hasn't had any luck.
Nate: If I can get a look at Lazarevic's files, I can find that stone.
Chloe: Hang on a minute, cowboy, that's easier said than done. The files are in his tent, and his tent is in the middle of the camp. It's like an armed compound. There are soldiers everywhere.
Nate: Well, that's why it has to be an inside job. From someone they know and trust.
Chloe: Oh. Okay, I see where this is going.
Nate: I just need a diversion. You give me five minutes in that tent. That's all it'll take.
Chloe: Really, five minutes? Well, that's great, I won't even have to get my top off.
Nate: Chloe, I was thinking more like an explosion.
Chloe: Or that– can be arranged.
Nate: [To Sully] Are you in?
Sully: Oh, hell yes, I was in before you were.

[Nate runs into a nearby alley. He looks around and sees Jeff walk off behind a corner. Pressing up against the wall, Nate slowly moves forward. He turns the corner and aims his gun at Jeff.]
Jeff: [Alarmed] Whoa! Hey, hey, don't shoot!
Elena: Hey!
[Nate turns around and finds himself face-to-face with Elena, who is aiming her gun at him.]
Elena: [Surprised] Nate? What the hell are you doing here?
Nate: [Surprised] Elena?
[Jeff tackles Nate to the ground.]
Elena: Jeff, don't!
Jeff: Wait, you know this guy?
Elena: Yeah. [Helps Jeff up] This is Drake.
Jeff: Oh. Sorry.
[Jeff holds out his hand to help Nate. Nate motions that he is okay.]
Elena: So, what's your angle on all this misery? You gonna plunder a few temples? Loot the museum?
Nate: It's nice to see you, too.
[Elena pulls out a small handbook and opens it.]
Nate: I suppose you're here for some noble crusade, right?
[Nate stands up.]
Elena: Actually, we're trailing a fugitive war criminal: Zoran Lazarevic. Have you heard of him?
Nate: Isn't that NATO's job?
[Nate picks up his gun.]
Elena: Well, they think that he's dead. Killed in some bombing raid.
Nate: Oh, and you're here to prove otherwise.
Elena: You know what? This guy's a real monster, Nate. We're talking torture, mutilation, mass executions–
[Nate blows the dust off his gun, then puts it in his holster.]
Elena: But see, now he's– he's plotting something new. But why out here? Why– why tear apart the city, y'know? It just doesn't make any sense.
[Nate just shrugs.]
Elena: [Worried] Oh– no. Tell me you don't have anything to do with this.
Nate: [Chuckles] That's ridiculous.

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