User:Abdul turban

An ironically strange quote from Mr. Abdul T. IV:

"Car: a driving thing, such as Putcar or Lamborghini or Ferrari.

"Lamborghini: a fast car. Can go up to 13 mph!!!

"Honda: a strong car. Can be sneezed at and still won't break, WOW.

"Toyota: a fat car. Specifically made for fatties. Lots of room to eat butter in it.

"Limousine: a cheap car that is small. It has a bath inside it.

"Putcar: an amazing vehicle that belches out a thick black smoke behind it; really cool, strong and fast. Not a very common type of car. Clearly a superior kind of car.

"Pontiac: a car that can travel up to 0 mph, WOW! I want it!

"Tesla: a modern type of garbage that crumples in a light breeze. Achoo, bang. That's it.

"Volkswagen: a tank that shoots pineapples. Kids LOVE these cars. Guess why.

"KIA: rhymes with Mamma Mia. Should go in a nursery rhyme book, Old Mother Goose can drive it. BEEP- BEEP! BANG! Now you know why she prefers to fly.

"Smart car: a tiny thing that cannot drive properly. Your smart car/ can't go very far/ on the tar/ it's not a star/ and I'll give it a scar.

"Hyundai: a thing with wheels. They say it drives, but really it crashes. BOOM!

"McLaren: rhymes with krypterophaneron. It's a word, but what does it mean?

"Ford: Your Ford/ got chopped up by a sword/ and whacked by a board/ and cover the cliff it soared/ and as it hit the ground it roared/ with pain/ as it popped a vein/ and made a big stain.

"Abdul: The guy who busts the Teslas."