User:Info. giver106

It's why God invented petrol...

...just wish he hadn't put the price up
NO SPEAKERS
NO BODYKITS
NO BULLSHIT*
- *UNLIKE...
  ...dorks who sit oblivious in the middle lane of the motorway while milk floats pass them in the inside lane, selfish truck drivers overtaking each other with a speed differential of 0.0001mph - a queue of milkfloats behind them waiting to get past, morons who buy a Toyota Prius thinking they're being 'green' when the damn thing's full of heavy metals, weighs three tons and has a carbon footprint the size of Guatemala. And it's pig ugly. As for wind farms - give me a break. How much concrete does it take to hold up one of those hopeless Windy Miller contraptions? 500 tons. And, apart from the batteries in a Toyota Prius, what has the biggest carbon footprint? Exactly. And they're all worn out within 20 years - nearly as long as it takes to get any sense out of the DVLA. Except you can't actually get any sense out of them because there isn't any in the entire organisation. 'Excuse me, could you please tell me why you've sent me a fine for a car I sold three years ago?' 'Because we can. Now pay up or we'll sell your children to Madonna and change all the number plates to K NOB 1.' Bastards...