User:Sir Noodle

Qoutes from Sir Antonio Slavo, a famous scholar from the year 2000.

"NOTE: Antonio Slavo was and is extremely free in his wordings. Wordings will be sure to cause offense."

Famous qoutes on Mel Gibson "Mel Gibson is a God among men, seriously, he tells it like it is."

Assorted qoutes on media' "Everyone in Hollywood is Jewish, look at Star Wars."

"I wanted to kill that Spic in Saw II."

"White people have guns."

IRL Situations "Look Lenny, there's a hot crippled girl! (At Applebees)

"If some chicks showed up and kicked our asses, it would be okay as long as I could do them." At an olympic soccer field in the Mountains of Greece. "What? We could all take turns." Same soccer field. "Fuck the police that come from underground!" Same soccer field.

On a conversation about breakfast "Fuck breakfast."

Actual conversation in text with Slavo

"SplintsCellLen: my brother just unlocked more missions in ninja gaiden, they're pretty crazy

DarthSlavo87: sweet, how hard are they?

SplintsCellLen: very

SplintsCellLen: they have you fighting 2 bosses at once

DarthSlavo87: its hard enough fighting one

SplintsCellLen: ya

DarthSlavo87: what the hell were the programmers thinking

DarthSlavo87: damn

SplintsCellLen: who knows?

DarthSlavo87: it was good talkin to u, i will call u tomorrow

DarthSlavo87: see ya later

SplintsCellLen: ok, peace

SplintsCellLen: tell joe i say adios

DarthSlavo87: no prob

DarthSlavo87: death to israel!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

SplintsCellLen: rofl

DarthSlavo87 signed off at 10:00:34 PM."