What If...?

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What If...? is an animated anthology series on the streaming service Disney+. It is based on the Marvel Comics series of the same name, but focuses on events within the Marvel Cinematic Universe films (MCU). The series explores various alternate timelines from the MCU in which major moments occur differently.

Season 1[edit]

Introduction:
The Watcher: Time. Space. Reality. It's more than a linear path. It's a prism of endless possibility. Where a single choice can branch out into infinite realities, creating alternate worlds from the ones you know. I am the Watcher. I am your guide through these vast new realities. Follow me and ponder the question... "What if?"

What If... Captain Carter Were the First Avenger?[edit]

[Peggy is beating a punching bag as Steve, who is balancing himself between two walking bars, looks on. Peggy keeps beating the bag until the force of her punch causes it to detach from the chain and fly against the wall.]
Steve Rogers: Nice left hook.
Peggy Carter: Not according to Col. Flynn– [Uses her foot to flip a dumbbell disc into her hand] –that weapons-grade moron! [Throws the disc against the wall next to other dumbbell discs that were already lodged against it] If only I was allowed to do that to Hitler's head.
Steve Rogers: Well, it could be worse. Flynn could stick your on one of those USO tours. Wear a crazy costume, being told to smile ten times a day.
Peggy Carter: He wouldn't. He couldn't. Could he?
[Steve shrugs before he and Peggy look out the window to see the soldiers marching.]
Steve Rogers: Bucky. He's a buddy of mine from Brooklyn. He just deployed with the 107th. The army won't even tell me where he's going.
Peggy Carter: We all have someone fighting for us. Would be nice if we could fight for them. I'm sorry. You were meant to be the one to end the war.
Steve Rogers: Now you will. And don't worry about me. I never was much of a dancer anyway.
Peggy Carter: Maybe you haven't found the right partner.
[Steve and Peggy smile at each other.]
Captain Carter: [Puts down the Tesseract on Flynn's desk] The war's out there, Colonel, not in here. If we're going to win, it won't be with me stuck behind a desk.
Col. John Flynn: [Staring at the Tesseract] Is this nuclear?
Captain Carter: Are you listening?
Col. John Flynn: [Looks up at Peggy] You're an agent. You're not qualified for field duty.
Captain Carter: Then you better promote me. "Captain" has a nice ring to it. [To Howard] I trust you know what to do with that. [Walks away]
Howard Stark: [Staring at the Tesseract] Oh, I know exactly what to do with this.
Steve Rogers: [Wearing an armored battle suit resembling the Iron Man Mark I armor] Stark made me some new dancing shoes. What do you think?
Captain Carter: Well, then we better start dancing.
Steve: Okay. Okay, I gotta ask. How did it feel?
Peggy: What, to get the serum? Honest truth, not as different as you might think.
Steve: Well, you've always been a fighter. In a way, the outside finally matches the inside.
Peggy: The way people view me has changed. I'm no longer screaming to be heard, to be seen, to be in the room.
Steve: To be respected. [Awkwardly takes a drink] Must be nice. I'm still that skinny kid from Brooklyn, now just in a big metal suit.
Peggy: You're more than the suit. The suit is nothing without the man inside it. [Puts her hand on top of Steve's] You're my hero, Steve. [Awkwardly removes her hand] I mean, you're a hero.
Steve: [Chuckles] Hmm. You're my hero, too.
Captain Carter: [Battling an interdimensional creature while Howard struggles to decipher controls written in German] Don't tell me the American playboy needs help pushing buttons.
Howard Stark: Hedy Lamarr and I spent a weekend together, but she wasn't teaching me German!

What If... T'Challa Became a Star-Lord?[edit]

Korath the Pursuer: Who are you? Identify yourself!
Star-Lord T'Challa: Who, me? I am just an ordinary junker. But there is one name you may know me by. [unmasks and steps into the light, revealing his face]
Korath: [stammers] Oh, my... Star-Lord! I'm a huge fan of your work! What are you doing here?
Star-Lord T'Challa: That was not the reaction I was expecting.
Korath: [to T'Challa] How exactly did you stop Thanos, the Mad Titan, from decimating half the universe?
[A large purple arm goes across Korath's shoulders.]
Korath: [scared] Oh no.
Thanos: I'm a big enough man to admit when I'm wrong. T'Challa here showed me there was more than one way to reallocate the universe's resources.
Star-Lord T'Challa: Sometimes the best weapon in your arsenal is just a good argument.
Thanos: Aye, aye, commander. Although I still assert my plan was not without its merits.
[Everyone groans and scoffs.]
Kraglin Obfonteri: Pretty sure it's still just genocide, big guy.
Thanos: And I'm pretty sure it's efficient.
[T'Challa is listening to the broadcast message of the Wakandan starship.]
T'Chaka: [as a hologram] "My son, T'Challa, Crown Prince of Wakanda, was abducted from Earth by an alien spacecraft. If you have any information regarding his whereabouts, we ask that you respond to this homing beacon. And T'Challa,..."
Star-Lord T'Challa: Baba ("Father").
T'Chaka: "... if you are out there, you're one bright burning light in the night sky of billions. And we will search every last one of them until we find you, on this plane or the next."
[T'Challa, Yondu, and Cosmo are flying in the Wakandan starship.]
Nebula: [Via hologram] All crew members present and accounted for by some miracle.
Star-Lord T'Challa: Then I will see you at the rendezvous.
Nebula: [Via hologram] Copy that, Cha-Cha. [The hologram turns off]
[Cosmo licks T'Challa as Yondu approaches them.]
Yondu Udonta: Looks like we've got a stowaway. [Sits down]
Star-Lord T'Challa: You always did have a soft spot for runaways.
Yondu Udonta: Look, uh, T'Challa, I just wanted to say–
Star-Lord T'Challa: There's no need. I was the one who told you I wanted to see the world. All you did was show me the universe.
Yondu Udonta: Oh, yeah. She really is a beaut, isn't she?
Star-Lord T'Challa: I've always felt at home up here. But now, knowing everything, I'm not quite sure where I belong.
Yondu Udonta: Seen a lot of space travelers in my day, kid. And if I learned anything from watching you, on any planet, among any people, there ain't no place in this galaxy where you don't belong. [Brings up a hologram of Earth] Where you wanna be, that's the question, isn't it? You're just gonna have to follow your heart on that one, Mr. Star-Lord.
[T'Challa looks at Earth with a look of fondness.]
[Peter is listening to music and mopping the floor when he notices Ego behind him.]
Peter Quill: [Removes his headphones] Uh, sorry, we're closed.
Ego the Living Planet: What, Peter? Can't spare a little time for dear old Dad? [His eyes glow]
The Watcher: [Closing narration] Too bad this might spell the end of the world, but that's a story for another day.
Closing credits tribute: "Dedicated to our friend, our inspiration, and our hero Chadwick Boseman."

What If... the World Lost Its Mightiest Heroes?[edit]

Nick Fury: [answering a cell call from Natasha] I'm a little busy here, Widow.
Natasha Romanoff: Oh, good. We'll start a support group. I've got General Ross, a dozen snipers and a few tanks. What are you dealing with?
Fury: Space Vikings.
Natasha: Showoff.
[Loki is still attacking the S.H.I.E.L.D. agents with the casket.]
Nick Fury: Declaring war on this planet will not bring your prince back!
Sif: [Stops Loki] Wait. He's not wrong. The All-Father would want us to listen.
Nick Fury: We have the same enemy here. The person who killed your brother also killed two of my people. Good people. We should be working together.
Loki: We are not allies.
Nick Fury: Then let me help you. I promise, when I find your brother's killer, you will have your pound of flesh.
Loki: [Takes the staff that a member of the Einherjar has handed him] What a fascinating choice of words. But I shall require the entire corpse.
Nick Fury: You need to give me time.
Loki: [Glances at the sun, then turns back to Fury] Very well. You have until the next rise of Midgard's sun to deliver my brother's assassin, or I will reduce this planet to ash and ice.
Phil Coulson: [nervously] Why do you need my password?
Natasha: [sighs] I need to get into the Avengers Initiative files, but I'm locked out of the system. And wanted for murder.
Coulson: I'm not telling you my password, Romanoff.
Natasha: Why not?
Coulson: Because I'm not.
Natasha: Coulson. Clint was your friend, too.
Coulson: #SteveSteveSteveIHeartSteve0704.
Natasha: Wow. Good one, Coulson.
Coulson: What?
Natasha: No, nothing. That's great. Thank you.
[Natasha hears someone behind her.]
Natasha: You won't win. [Stands up and turns to face the person] Not against me. Not against S.H.I.E.L.D.
[Natasha gets thrown around repeatedly, dropping her phone in the process.]
Nick Fury's voicemail: You found me. You know what to do.
[Natasha keeps getting thrown around until she is thrown up the ceiling, then falls on the floor.]
Natasha: [Crawls towards her phone] Fury, it's Hope! It's all about Hope! [Gets dragged into the darkness]
Loki: [addressing a subjugated Earth from the United Nations Headquarters] Good evening, my loyal subjects. It is with great pride that I stand before you today to announce that in just one day's time, the nations of Earth have put aside their differences and united under my command. It's the unspoken truth of humanity that you crave subjugation. The bright lure of freedom hobbles you, diminishes your life's joy. You were made to be ruled. So I have come... to help you fulfill... your destiny.
Coulson: The Avengers fell before they had a chance to rise. May they rest in peace.
Fury: They can. But we won't. The Avengers were always meant to be more than a team. They were an idea, the affirmation of humanity's need to believe that in our darkest hour, we will find our heroes.
[Fury is exploring the Valkyrie.]
The Watcher: [Closing narration] I believe that in this universe, as in every other, hope never dies. As long as someone keeps their good eye on the bigger picture.
[Fury notices Captain America's shield covered in snow, prompting him to crouch down and wipe away the snow covering the shield.]
Nick Fury: Welcome back, Captain. [Turns around and sees Carol behind him]
Captain Marvel: So, where's the fight?

What If... Doctor Strange Lost His Heart Instead of His Hands?[edit]

O'Bengh: Is she worth the pain? [off Strange's look] A man does not suffer like this for his own glory.
Stephen Strange: Every moment of it.
O'Bengh: There is a fine line between devotion and delusion. Love can break more than your heart. It can shatter your mind.
Strange: [sarcastically] Uh-huh. And in which book did you read that?
O'Bengh: [chuckles] No book, Armani. Life taught me.
[The Watcher observes Strange absorb the energies of ever-more-powerful mystical creatures.]
The Watcher: [both thinking out loud and narrating to the viewer] He's on the wrong path. I could warn him. Intervene. But the fate of his universe is not worth risking the safety of all others. Besides, I doubt he'd listen.
Dr. Strange: [hears the Watcher's voice, and looks around, but does not find him] Hello? Who's there?
Dr. Strange: The Ancient One warned us. If we save Christine, we destroy the world.
Strange Supreme: [sighs] I told you, she doesn't understand. We love Christine.
Dr. Strange: This isn't love. Look at this. [gestures at the decaying world] This is arrogance. This is our need to fix everything. It's what drove us to study the mystic arts in the first place.
Strange Supreme: And look where we are.
Dr. Strange: Deranged.
Strange Supreme: I will be whole again.
Dr. Strange: No. Your marbles are long gone.
Strange Supreme: [as his universe falls apart, Strange spots the Watcher in the shadows] You! You can stop this. Please, fix this.
The Watcher: [showing himself] The same way you fixed Christine?
Christine Palmer: What?
Strange Supreme: I was wrong. I...
The Watcher: You were warned.
Strange Supreme: I know. But the world! The world shouldn't pay for my arrogance. I read about you. Sensed your presence. You're a god. You can undo this.
The Watcher: I'm not a god. And neither are you.
Strange Supreme: Then punish me! Not the world, not Christine.
The Watcher: Honestly, if I could fix this, if I could punish you instead, I would. But I can't interfere. You, more than anyone else, should understand that meddling with time and events only leads to more destruction.
[Strange Supreme is holding Christine as she slowly starts to dissolve into black ooze.]
Strange Supreme: Christine. Oh, no. I'm sorry.
Christine Palmer: Stephen– what did you do? [Finally dissolves into black ooze]
Strange Supreme: [Heartbroken and devastated] No, no, no, no, no. [Holds his head and starts sobbing] I'm sorry. I am so, so sorry.
The Watcher: [Closing narration] One life, one choice, one moment– can destroy the entire universe.

What If... Zombies?![edit]

Peter Parker: [Making an intro for a Zombie apocalypse orientation video] New York! Home of the Mets, the Chrysler Building, those ladies from Sex and the City, and now, the zombie apocalypse!! If you can make it here, you can make it anywhere. But first, you have to not get eaten.
[While driving to Grand Central Terminal in a miniature van.]
Happy Hogan: Zombie-freakin'-apocalypse, and somehow, I'm still driving.
Okoye: What is the problem? I thought you were an Uber driver.
Happy Hogan: No. No, I'm a personal chauffeur. There's a difference.
[A zombie appears before the van. Happy screams in fright, then slams his fist on a button, enlarging the van and making the zombie explode.]
Happy Hogan: All right, everybody, it's Grand Central.
[The group enter the station.]
Okoye: Hope, Banner, Parker, track seven. See if you can hot-wire the train.
Kurt: Sounds like job for criminal. I will help.
Peter Parker: Uh, splitting up? Do you guys just not have horror movies in Wakanda?
Okoye: We don't need them. We have American reality shows.
Kurt: Boom goes the dynamite. That was solid burn on all of us.
[As Peter, Bruce, Hope, and Kurt go to hot-wire a train, Bucky, Okoye, Sharon, and Happy remain behind.]
Okoye: The rest of us will stay here and guard the perimeter.
[Happy moves his hand up and down his arm as if he is reloading a gun.]
[The train rides by as the Watcher looks on. Hope is lying on one of the seats with Bruce, Bucky, and Okoye by her side.]
Bruce Banner: [Examines Hope's arm] Heart rate's elevated. Temperature's– [Puts his hand on Hope's forehead] –not going in the right direction.
Hope van Dyne: Then we both know what you have to do.
Okoye: No. Not when we could minutes away from a cure.
Hope van Dyne: [Grunts in pain] Can we really take that risk?
Peter Parker: [Approaches Bruce, Bucky, Hope, and Okoye, to Hope] It's not risk. It's hope. And anyone who's seen a zombie movie knows that that's the key to survival. Plus, it's also your name, and that's gotta mean something.
Hope van Dyne: Oh, kid. How do you do it?
Peter Parker: See all these movies? AV club.
Hope van Dyne: No. No, how do you stay so– upbeat, after everything?
Peter Parker: Practice, I guess. My mom, dad, Uncle Ben, Mr. Stark. Now Happy. I've– I've lost a lot. But my Aunt May says– used to say– that if we don't keep smiling when they can't, then we might as well just be gone, too. And– [Takes Hope's hand] Well, they'd want us to keep going.
[Bruce puts his hand on Peter's shoulder and gives him a reassuring look.]
Kurt: [Enters] Guys, uh, bad news, team. The train has run out of fuel.
Bruce Banner: How far away are we from Camp Lehigh?
Kurt: Well, on the bright side, we are at least closer than we were.
Hope van Dyne: [Groans in pain] And the not-bright side?
Kurt: We're going to have to walk through that. [Points his thumb towards the window]
[Peter, Bruce, Bucky, Hope, and Okoye look out the window to see a horde of zombies.]
Bucky Barnes: Well, looks like out draft cards just got pulled.
Okoye: We will not make it through them.
Hope van Dyne: But you can make over them. [Stands up]
Peter Parker: No, no. Hope, no.
Hope van Dyne: Listen to me. We all know my time's up, okay? And if I have to go, I might as well go out fixing the mess I started.
Bruce Banner: Oh, come on, Hope. It's not your fault.
Hope van Dyne: I was so obsessed with bringing my mom back– that I never considered what I might bring back with her. [To Peter] I started this, but you are gonna finish it.
[Peter nods with a look of determination.]
[Peter, Scott, T'Challa, and the Cloak are flying to Wakanda. Peter sleeps on the windowsill. He wakes up to look at the sun as they fly over the ocean.]
T'Challa: ETA, 20 minutes.
Scott Lang: Well, put another "W" on the board for the Avengers. [Notices that Peter and T'Challa aren't reacting] Go ahead, high-five. It's okay, I won't feel left out.
T'Challa: [To Peter] You all right?
Peter Parker: [Sighs] Last year, Mr. Stark asked me to join the Avengers. I turned him down, and now, they're all gone. And I'm still here.
T'Challa: In my culture, death is not the end. They are still with us, as long as we do not forget them.
Scott Lang: Plus, they're not all gone. Me. You still have me.
Peter Parker: Oh. I'm so sor– I-I forgot. You are an Avenger.
Scott Lang: Totally. Big time. Well, maybe not officially. But, you know, at heart.
T'Challa: Good. The world could use a little heart right now.
Peter Parker: [Holding the Mind Stone] And once we get this to Wakanda, we're gonna save the world.
[The four continue flying to Wakanda.]

What If... Killmonger Rescued Tony Stark?[edit]

Happy Hogan: [After knocking out Stane] Ah, I never liked that guy.
Tony Stark: I owe it all to you. And that's why I want you by my side 24-7 as my new COO.
Pepper Potts: Wait. You're giving him Obadiah's job?
Erik "Killmonger" Stevens: Yeah, I-I dunno, Mr. Stark. I think I'm more of a soldier.
Stark: Which is why it's perfect. You. Me. We'll be like Butch and Sundance.
Pepper: They died at the end, Tony.
Stark: Okay, bad example.
Pepper: Ulysses Klaue? No, Tony. Absolutely not.
Stark: I'm sorry, are you allowed to say that to people in my tax bracket?
James "Rhodey" Rhodes: [Weak from Killmonger's sonic gun attack] Erik, why?
Killmonger: Better question. Why wear the uniform of your own oppressors? Fight for them? Die for them?
Rhodey: Kid, you've gotta be part of the system to change the system.
Killmonger: Nah. [Rips off the US Army patch from Rhodey's arm] You can burn it down. [Stabs Rhodey, who collapses dead]
[Killmonger has speared Stark to a wall, mortally wounding him.]
Stark: For a minute, I really thought it was you and me against the world.
Killmonger: But we're not fighting the same battles, Tony.
Stark: [Groans in pain] Two gear-head orphans trying to do right by our fathers? We sound the same to me.
Killmonger: The difference between you and me... [Jams the spear further into Stark's body] ...is that you can't see the difference between you and me. [Stark dies]
[Killmonger is standing on Mount Bashenga watching the sun as the Watcher looks on.]
T'Chaka: [Approaches Killmonger] Does it meet your expectations?
Killmonger: It surpasses them. I only wish we could share it with our brothers and sisters across the world.
T'Chaka: Your father wished the same. Perhaps that is why Bast has returned you to us.
Killmonger: I am a loyal servant of Wakanda, Your Majesty. [Kneels before T'Chaka] Let me be of service.
[Having taken the heart-shaped herb potion to become the new Black Panther, Killmonger visits the spirit plane and encounters T'Challa.]
T'Challa: You believe the cure for human suffering is more suffering.
Killmonger: The cure is power. And now, I have it.
T'Challa: Because you stole it. Power, unearned, can be a be a very volatile force, cousin. It will get the best of you eventually. On your plane, or on ours.

What If... Thor Were an Only Child?[edit]

Jane Foster: [speaking on the phone] Two years ago, the same anomaly struck Star Alpha Icarus and the entire star dimmed and then, poof, disintegrated. [indistinct voice answering] Yes, I know this is the Parks Department, isn't there something you can do?
Darcy Lewis: [shouting] Talking about the end of the world, my dude!
[Thor, Sif, and the Warriors Three are heading down to Odin's vault.]
Hogun: But your mother said–
Sif: Don't be such a wet blanket, Hogun.
Thor: Oh, guys, stop. My father has ruled Asgard for centuries. And, look, the most interesting thing that he's ever done is fall asleep. He only cares about duty and, blah-blah-blah-blah, responsibility. Well, I'm not gonna be like him, right? The boring king? Uh-uh. [Opens the doors to the vault]
Hogun: But Heimdall sees all. If we try anything, he'll call Frigga.
Thor: [Holds up four mugs full of drinks] Oh, ye of little faith. [Gives Sif and the Warriors Three the four mugs] We are going to the most backward, backwater planet that not even Heimdall pays attention to. [Takes his own mug] Alert the realms.
[Thor, Sif, and the Warriors Three down their drinks.]
Thor: [Raises his mug] Party on Midgard! [Smashes his mug]
Jane: I'm gonna go talk to him. I'm gonna make first contact with an alien.
Darcy: First? I think half the Strip beat you to it. You can make first contact with, I dunno, that guy. He looks like a loser.
Howard the Duck: [does a spit take into his martini] Ha! Big talk coming from a brunette.
Captain Marvel: Hey, Whitesnake. We need to chat.
Thor: The name is Thor, with a "T" and an "R" and an "O" ... and an "H". But not in that order.
Thor: You called my mother on me. That wasn't a cool thing to do, but it was the right thing. So, thank you.
Jane: You're welcome.

What If... Ultron Won?[edit]

Clint Barton: No. Don't say it.
Natasha Romanoff: [offering Clint's severed cybernetic arm] What? "Need a hand?" Come on. I feel like you should know me by now. Puns aren't really my style.
Carol Danvers: [confronting Ultron in Xandar] Listen, Skynet, I've seen the killer robot movie and I gotta say, I really don't think it needs a sequel.
[Ultron has destroyed all humanoid life in his universe and starts to go dormant. The image of the Watcher appears behind him.]
The Watcher: [both observing and narrating] The realization nearly broke the machine. With his mission complete, Ultron was now just a program without a purpose. The victor without a war, sentenced to spend all of eternity alone.
[As the Watcher speaks, Ultron reanimates and starts looking about.]
Ultron: Who … Who said that?
The Watcher: Basking in the boundless silence of his universe, Ultron ascended to a previously unattainable level of consciousness. He became aware of another. [Ultron turns around] He became aware of the…
Ultron: I see you. [The Watcher gasps in horror] There are universes beyond my own.
The Watcher: [horrified] I…have seen everything that has ever happened. Ever will happen. Ever could happen. And yet, what the hell is THIS?
Ultron: [to a defeated Watcher] The entire multiverse at your fingertips, and you spent all your time up there. [levitates the Watcher towards him] Wow. Isn't this more fun than just watching? And to be honest, a lot less creepy on your part. [he tries to finish off the Watcher, but the Watcher fights back and teleports away] Run, watch, it doesn't matter. [teleports into the Watcher's observatory] From here, I can see everything. No one can stop me now.
[The Watcher is sitting in despair when he turns to see Strange Supreme, who smiles reassuringly.]
The Watcher: I'm out of options. That thing has left me no choice.
Strange Supreme: [Chuckles] Been there. Been living the dream alone in a prison of my own making ever since. Are you ready to break your oath?
The Watcher: [Stands up] You want me to say it?
Strange Supreme: Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. I wanna hear you say it.
The Watcher: [Thinks for a moment, then considers] Okay. I can't believe I'm about to say this. I see now. I need your help.

What If... the Watcher Broke His Oath?[edit]

Natasha Romanoff (Captain Carter's Universe): So, any plans for Saturday night?
Captain Carter: No, don't. Stop right there.
Natasha Romanoff (CCU): You know, Bernard in Accounting was asking about you.
Captain Carter: Nothing good has ever followed the phrase 'Bernard in Accounting'.
Natasha Romanoff (CCU): What if his name was Steve?
Captain Carter: Ouch! Just when we were becoming pals, Widow.
Captain Carter: But this Ultron could be hiding anywhere in the Multiverse?
The Watcher: Yes.
Star Lord T'Challa: Behind an army of killer robots?
The Watcher: Afraid so.
Gamora: And armed with a full set of stones?
Strange Supreme: She's got a point.
The Watcher: I never said it would be easy.
Black Panther Killmonger: This is a suicide mission.
Party Prince Thor: Um, excuse me, yeah. Is there a universe of Chinese food that has alternate dimension delivery? Tummy's getting rumbly. [chuckles]
Strange Supreme: [whispering aside to the Watcher] You picked them.
Captain Carter: I take it you know the Captain Carter on your universe?
Strange Supreme: No. Captain America. In my universe, Steve Rogers received the serum.
Captain Carter: Now that would be a sight to see.
Captain Carter: [While falling through the portal] Blimey– bloody– bollocks!
Ultimate Ultron: I can destroy galaxies with a thought. Why won't you DIE?!
Natasha Romanoff (from Episode 8): We're just stories to you. We're not real. You watch us fight, win, lose. Tell me, did you make popcorn while Ultron murdered my friends and burned my world to the ground?
The Watcher: You are more than that to me.
Ep 8 Natasha: Are we?
The Watcher: You. Your stories. They... are everything to me.
Loki: [Knocks Fury down and points the scepter at him] You and your replacement Avengers fought valiantly, but now I think it's time you told me all your secrets. [Gets kicked in the face by Ep 8 Natasha, who picks up the scepter that he dropped] I was told you were dead.
Ep 8 Natasha: [Points the scepter at Loki] Same. [Strikes Loki with the scepter, neutralizing him]
Nick Fury: [Stands up] You're not my Natasha, but something tells me you have her spirit.
[Ep 8 Natasha smiles.]
The Watcher: That's it, isn't it? All creatures searching for a place to belong. To call home. As for me, I am the Watcher. The Multiverse, every single world, every story is my home. And I will protect it to the end.
[Captain Carter opens her eyes and looks around, but is punched in the face by Batroc.]
Georges Batroc: [Chuckles] I'm too fast. [Gets tasered from behind by Natasha (CCU)]
Natasha Romanoff (CCU): Don't tell me, he was your type?
Captain Carter: [Stands up and hugs Natasha (CCU)] Oh, Widow, I've never been so happy to see you.
Natasha Romanoff (CCU): Did you hit your head or something?
Captain Carter: A few times, actually.
Natasha Romanoff (CCU): Well, shake it off, 'cause you're gonna want all your marbles for this one.

Season 2[edit]

Season 3[edit]

Voice Cast[edit]


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