Wild Child

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Wild Child is a 2008 teen comedy film starring Emma Roberts, Alex Pettyfer and Natasha Richardson.


Poppy: I didn't start it, it wasn't my fault, and if this were America, I would sue.

Kate: Get up. Wait for Mrs. Kingsley and the prefects.

Poppy: Screw them!

[Kiki and Kate raise Poppy from her seat and make her stand up]

Poppy: That is physical abuse! I'm calling my lawyer!

Kate: With what?

Poppy: Welcome to Malibu, biatch!

Poppy: What is this place? Hogwarts?

[Poppy and Harriet are fighting as Freddie comes by]

Freddie: Shouldn't you guys be in bikinis for that ?

Harriet: Harriet, head-girl
Poppy: Mmh
Harriet [takes Poppy's hand] You shake the head-girl's hand out of respect
Poppy: When the head-girl has earned my respect, then I will shake her hand, biatch!
Harriet: I'm sorry?
Poppy: Apology accepted.

Mrs. Kingsley: [Poppy knocks on the door] Who's there?

Poppy: [Poppy bursts into the room, annoyed] Jesus Christ!

Mrs. Kingsley: Oh, we were always led to believe you had a beard and sandals. Now we'll have to change the stained glass window in our chapel.

Poppy: [Freddie refuses a stormily kiss] Oh, cards on the table! Are you gay?

Freddie: No, just English.

Harriet: [Poppy has just walked into head girl, Harriet] There is an heirarchy in this school, teacher, prefects, scholars, dogs, vermin, Americans; Kate see to that she falls in line!

[Poppy wakes up]

Poppy: Shit!

[Repeated line]

Harriet: Me thinks.

Charlotte: [Both] We think so, too.

Jane: [Both] We think so, too.

Kate: [after looking at all of the bottles of water in Poppy's trunk] Erm... Why?

Poppy: What? I might get thirsty

Kate: You know in England we have this amazing thing, it's called a tap

Kate: Sorry Mrs Kingsley we just got a little bit carried away

Mrs. Kingsley: Well as i understand, Drippy was totally carried away by Mr Nellis and Miss Rees-Withers after laying in a pool of her own vomit .

Drippy: Actually it was Kate's vomit Mrs Kingsley... i was just lying in it

Poppy: It's nice to see you when I'm not half-naked or delirious!

Freddie: I wouldn't speak to soon... is it wrong of me to say that I´m just a little bit disappointed?

Harriet: [just had her help pour coffee water onto Poppy] Oh, sorry, just can't trust the help these days! Do you have a pass to be out now?

Poppy: Yea, yea I do, it's right here

[flips Harriet off]

Mr. Christopher: Oh my god, its Tom Cruise!

Drippy: Can you say that any louder, I need your help!