48 Hrs.
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48 Hrs. is a 1982 American action comedy film directed by Walter Hill, starring Nick Nolte and Eddie Murphy as a cop and convict, respectively, who team up to catch a cop-killer.
[edit] Reggie Hammond
- I've been in prison for three years. My dick gets hard if the wind blows.
[edit] Dialogue
- [Jack and Reggie enter the country and western bar]
- Reggie: Not a very popular place with the brothers.
- Jack: My kind of place. I always did like country boys. They're sure as hell going to love you.
- [shaking down a redneck, Reggie pulls a wad of money from his pocket]
- Reggie: Man, you loaded. What the fuck's this?
- Redneck: Tax refund!
- Reggie: Bullshit! You're too fucking stupid to have a job!
- [after Reggie has gotten laid]
- Jack: So, how was it?
- Reggie: I'm not going in for all that macho shit, Jack. I was great. Should have my dick bronzed.
- Reggie: This is your car, man?
- Jack: Yeah.
- Reggie: Looks like you bought this off one of the brothers.
- [in Chinatown, Jack and Reggie start arguing]
- Jack: This sucks! A maniac gets ahold of my gun and runs all over the streets killing people with it. So, instead of being where I ought to be, home in bed with my gal giving her the high hard one, I'm out here doing THIS shit: roaming around the streets with an overdressed, charcoal-colored loser like you.
- Reggie: Look, man. If you don't like it, why don't you just leave? I can take care of Ganz by myself, all right?
- Jack: Hey, don't make me laugh. You can't take care of this shit. You been dicking me around since we started this turd hunt! The only thing you're good for is GAMES. So far, what I got out of you is nothing!
- Reggie: Yeah. Well, I'm real impressed with you too, man. It takes a real-skilled cop to kick in the bedroom door of a couple of dykes!
- Jack: Luther knows more and he told me and so do you. I want to know what the fuck this is all about! I gave you 48 hours to come up with something and the clock's running!
- Reggie: Yeah. Well, maybe I don't like the way you asked me, all right?
- Jack: Who GIVES a goddamn what YOU like? You're just a crook on a weekend pass! You're not even a goddamn NAME anymore! You're just a sprearchucker with a number stenciled on the back of his prison fatigues! And I'm through fucking around. You tell me the truth or you're going to get the living shit beat out of you.
- Reggie: Oh, you're going to kick MY ass now? I think you lost your mind, Cates. Just put your gun back in your holster and get in the car and let's go. I'm serious. I'm not in the mood and I'm just going to end up fucking you up out here and it's going to be an embarrassment to you and the police force.
- Jack: Let me explain one thing to you, nigger: I fight DIRTY!
- [punches Reggie; the two start fist-fighting]
- Reggie: Fucking bastard.
- Jack: That I am.
- Elaine: You know, if you let me come over to your place once in a while you could put on a clean shirt in the morning.
- Jack: What makes you think I got any clean shirts in my place?
- Reggie: You said bullshit and experience is all it takes, right?
- Jack: Right.
- Reggie: Come on in and experience some of my bullshit.