Adventures in Babysitting
From Wikiquote
Adventures in Babysitting is a 1987 American comedy film written by David Simkins, directed by Chris Columbus, and starring Elisabeth Shue, Bradley Whitford, Maia Brewton, Anthony Rapp, Penelope Ann Miller, Keith Coogan, and a brief cameo by Blues singer/guitarist Albert Collins.
[edit] Quotes
- College Girl: I'm so lonely!
- Daryl: How could a righteous babe like you be lonely?
- College Girl: That's the sweetest thing anybody's ever said to me!
- Daryl: Really?
- College Girl: Want to go to bed?
- Chris: Don't worry. We'll get home. This has all just been a big mistake.
- Sarah: What about Brenda?
- Brad: That was her parents' mistake.
- Brad: Daryl, why are you hugging me?
- Daryl: Brad, don't you ever die on me! Ever!
- Brad: Okay, I won't.
- Chris: [to Joe Gipp] Sir, would you please take us to the next corner, and drop us off?
- Joe: [chuckling] In this neighborhood? Hey... I wouldn't even get out of the car in this neighborhood.
- Brad: Could you drop us off at the nearest mall?
- Joe: A mall? Where are you all think we're at, Boise, Idaho? Shooo!
- Albert: Nobody leaves this place without singing the blues.
- Gang Leader: Don't fuck with the Lords of Hell.
- Chris: Don't fuck with the babysitter.
- Brad: Where are we going to get $50.00?
- Sarah: We could sell Daryl. You think?
- Dr. Nuhkbane: There you are, one sitch, all better.
- Brad: One stitch?
- Dr. Nuhkbane: Oh, yes. One stitch.
- Brad: My only shot at ever being in a gang fight and all I get is on stitch? Chris is going to think I'm a total failure!
- Chris: Who was at the door?
- Brad: Stray dog.
- Chris: I don't think your parents will ever ask me to babysit again.
- Brad: If they do, I'd ask them for a buck more than an hour.
- Chris: Just relax, Chris. Tonight is going to be the greatest night of your life.
- Chris: Now, boys. If either of you give me any grief, I swear to God I'll kill you. Dead, murdered, stabbed.
- Daryl: Raped?
- Chris: I'm too old for this crap.
- Homeless Man: [to Brenda, in telephone booth] Get out of my house!
