Agent Cody Banks 2: Destination London

Emily

• You know what I hate about dentists? They always say something's not gonna hurt and it does. Me, I'm honest. Now this is gonna hurt.

Diaz

• Friends, enemies, they're all the same- trust equals death. Now go write that on your lunchbox.

• You're friends with NOBODY when you're about to die!

Dialogue

Inspector Crescent: Do you know who I am?

Cody Banks: No.

Inspector Crescent: I'm your worst nightmare. A limey, with a badge.

Cody Banks: A what with a badge?

Inspector Crescent: Who are you, Question Boy?

Cody Banks: Who's Question Boy?

Inspector Crescent: Answer the question, Question Boy. Question one- where did you get this stolen credit card?

Cody Banks: That's my dad's! He gave it to me in case of emergencies.

Inspector Crescent: A likely story. Your 'dad'. What's that code for, then?

Cody Banks: My father?

Inspector Crescent: Listen, this can go one of two ways, you little wolly-

Cody Banks: Look, any second now that phone's gonna ring-

Inspector Crescent: Oh! Right! You're psychic now, are you?

Cody Banks: Yeah. I'm psychic. Any second now that phone's gonna ring, you're gonna pick it up, someone's gonna yell at you, you're gonna apologize and let me go.

Inspector Crescent: Right. Well, I'm feeling a little bit psychic today! And I say that that phone's not gonna ring. And I say you-

[The phone rings; Crescent slowly turns to look at it]

Cody Banks: I think that's for you.

Inspector Crescent: [Picks up the phone] Crescent, yes. I'm interrogating him now. It's going very well. He's about to crack! I can tell! Right away, of course. [Hangs up, then looks at Cody] How did you do that? [Puts his hat back on] I... apologize.

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Cody Banks: [after a drill] Sorry about the head kick Frank.

Frank: No problem.

Diaz: Sorry, sorry, you don't apologize to your enemies.

Cody Banks: But Frank is my friend.

Diaz: Friends, enemies, they're all the same, trust equals death, now you go write that on your lunch box.

Cody Banks: Sir, you dropped you baseball.

[throws it to him]

Diaz: Remember kid, trust no one, including me.