All Dogs Go to Heaven: The Series

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All Dogs Go to Heaven: The Series was an animated television series, produced by Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer, which aired from 1996 to 1999 with over 41 half-hour episodes produced. Don Bluth’s 1989 animated feature All Dogs Go To Heaven featured a roguish mutt named Charlie, who died, went to heaven (as all dogs do), conned his way back to Earth for vengeance on his killer and then found redemption through a little orphaned girl. The film warmed audience’s hearts, spawning a film sequel and this animated series.

The series picks up where All Dogs Go to Heaven 2 left off. Charlie and Itchy live in San Francisco (rather than New Orleans) as guardian angels, getting their missions from Anabelle. The show was a family comedy, with Charlie and Itchy getting mixed up in several misadventures while trying to do the right thing. Charlie’s villainous rival, Carface, also carried over into the series, as did Charlie’s pooch pals Sasha, Annabelle and Killer.

Most of the voice actors from the feature film reprised their roles in the series, including Dom DeLuise, Ernest Borgnine, Charles Nelson Reilly, Bebe Neuwirth and Sheena Easton.

[edit] Season 1

[edit] The Doggone Truth

[edit] Field Trip

[after Teddy runs off as a dog]

Annabelle: Charles, he could get into a lot of truble as a dog.

Charlie: That was the whole point.

Annabelle: Oh, you're hopeless. [runs after Teddy] Teddy!

Charlie: Oh, my aching halo. Wait up, Annabelle!

[edit] Lance the Wonder Pup

[edit] Puppy Sitter

[edit] Dogs In The House

[edit] Cyrano de Barkinac

Itchy: [chatting with Bess] I'm sorry. It's these darn short legs. You know, as a puppy, I once ran away from home. A week later they found me at the end of the driveway. [laughs] Ba-rump-bum. [chuckles]

Bess: [giggling] Oh, Itchy. You're such a hoot.

Itchy: Uh, a hoot? Oh, like an owl!

[Bess laughs]

Itchy [looking a Bess's "Wall of Fame"] "Winnifred... Bessime... de Winkerville. Wow. Some pedigree pooch.

Charlie: Maybe Bess is her ugly- [stops at an angry look from Itchy] I mean unfortunate- cousin.

Charlie: [surprised] You're Winnifred Bessime.

Bess: Bess for short.

Charlie: Well how 'bout that, Itch? Bess is short too.

Bess: What would you say if I told you I was the fastest Cocker Spaniel in my class?

[Itchy gulps and sweats, momentarily deprived of Charlie's prompting]

Charlie: [playing a card game] You're bluffing.

Itchy: [repeating Charlie's "prompt"] You're bluffing!

Bess: Okay, so I was the second fastest.

[Dog playing cards with Charlie throws down his hand in frustration]

Charlie: Ha ha! I knew it! You can't con a master.

Itchy: Ha. I knew it. You can't con a master.

Bess: [offended] Well, then I guess I'd better practice some more. Good day! [walks off in a huff]

[edit] An Itch In Time

[edit] Mission Im-paws-ible

[edit] Mutts Ado About Nothing

Charlie: Itch, I can't tell you and that vaccum cleaner apart anymore.

Itchy: Oh, is that a short leg joke or something?

Charlie: Who stepped on your tail? I was talking about your whining.

Itchy: I'm gonna tell you a joke. My dog has no nose.

Charlie: Then how does he smell?

Itchy: Terrible. And no offense, but so do you, Charlie!

Charlie: That's my signature smell.

Itchy: Well then you need never worry about forgeries!

Annabelle: Now Charles, Itchy, I want you to show a little understanding. A little kindness toward each other. Or else!

Bess: [seeing Charlie and Itchy getting along again] Look, Sasha. Our plan worked.

Sasha: If they only knew.

[both girls giggle]

Charlie: Heh. Hey, Itch. Check out the girls. They never had a clue (about the body swap).

Charlie and Itchy: [in unison] If they only knew. [laughing]

[edit] Dog Eat Dog

[edit] Will Success Spoil Itchy Itchiford?

[edit] Heaventh Inning Stretch

Leon:I got Bolonia in Shoes Charlie: yah feel funny don't it.

[edit] The Perfect Dog

Charlie: Come on, pal. Ime-tay oo-tay am-scray.

Itchy: O-nay. Listen, Charlie. I don't speak, uh, Pig Latin. I mean, I, I... I never studied abroad.

[Sasha throws some kitchenware at them]

Itchy: Right! I understand that!

[Charlie and Itchy run out of the cafe]

Sasha: [chasing after them] If I get my paws on you, Charlie Barkin, you'll wish you'd never been born!

Charlie: Boy, Itch, is she crazy about me or what?

Gerta: Do you know how sorry you look?

Sasha: [looking like she hasn't slept in days] You don't understand. He's perfect.

Gerta: Yeah, a perfect fake.

Sasha: No matter... what I do, he's... a fake?

Gerta: I overheard him talking to Itchy back at the diner. This is all one big scam to make you crack. Looks like it worked.

Sasha: [crushing trash can lid in her paws] A scam, huh?

Gerta: Do you want to borrow my baseball bat?

Sasha: [upon discovering that Charlie had been playing possum so she would admit she was wrong about him] Charlie? You're alive! I'll murder you!

[edit] Season 2

[edit] La Doggie Vita

[edit] Travels with Charlie

Charlie: [clinging to a trolley speeding toward San Francisco Bay] We're on a runaway trolley that's headed straight for a major carwash!

[edit] Charlie's Cat-Astrophe

[edit] Magical Misery Tour

Charlie: Hey, so David. Did you see the way I handled Otto and his mild pack? (chuckles) What a bunch of maroons.

Sasha: Huh. Speaking of maroons, I know one who stood me up for a breakfast date!

(Charlie gulps)

[edit] Miss Guidance

[edit] Fearless Fido

[edit] Pair-A-Dogs Lost

[edit] Kibbleland

[edit] The Rexx Files

Itchy: Who knew Annabelle was an Outer Limits fan? Charlie: Yeah, explains a lot, doesn't it?

[edit] SideKicked

[edit] Heaven Nose

[edit] The Big Fetch

Charlie: (in voiceover) 9:01, I stepped into the elevator. Charlie screams) Charlie: (in voiceover) 9:02 Remember, there is no elevator.

[edit] All Creatures Great & Dinky

[edit] Season 3

[edit] Free Nelly

[edit] Dogfaces

[edit] Charlie the Human

[edit] History of All Dogs

Itchy-burrrrrrrrrrrrr(trying to sound like a plane)

Charlie-What is that Noice?

Itchy-look Charlie i'm a airplane

Charlie-well you have the biuld for it

Itchy-Charlie its my turn to type

Charlie-O.K. just remember Dog doesn't have a Q in it

[edit] Trading Collars

[edit] Whacked to the Future

[edit] Dr. Jekyll & Mangy Hide

[edit] Charlie's Angle

[edit] Agent from F.I.D.O.

[edit] Bess and Itchy's Dog School Reunion

[edit] When Hairy Met Silly

[edit] The Wrong Stuff

[edit] Haunted Is as Haunted Does

[edit] =He Barked, She Barked

Charlie - Don't Make me Hurt you Smile boy!

Itchy-Yah Wat he Said!

Charlie -Take your sunny Disposion For a walk Carface!

Carface- Actually I Prefer the name kindface.

Itchy- (with a thug look)You're Right he does have a kind face.The kind i'd like to forget! (Charlie And Itchy Laugh)

Charlies-(with a white cowboy hat on with a blue stipe on the Lid) Good thing I ketp this Extra Mirical dog tag in Reserve. Never Fear old chone I Shall nobley Endervy to Lavitate you out of your Grevous Jeopardy.

Itchy- He's Going to float her out of there.

Charlie- ( In confusment Voice)I I yyyy.

Killer-(hiding in the shawdowTalking on a cell phone)Mut for brains. This is lead dog Move into position. Now!

Carface-(on the other end of the phone)Sure thing boss be right there.

Charlie- So Beat it Carface!