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Angels in the Outfield (known simply as Angels in some countries) is a 1994 Disney film remake of the 1951 film of the same name. The film stars Danny Glover, Tony Danza and Christopher Lloyd. The film also featured appearances from future stars Adrien Brody and Matthew McConaughey.
[edit] George Knox
- You don't think as the team, you don't play as the team, you don't even lose as the team!
[edit] Maggie Nelson
- Miguel, you have to miss the baseball game tomorrow.
- I'm sorry. Your social worker called and you have an interview.
- I believe in the possiblity of miraculous things happening.
- It's like you're saying it's okay to believe in God, but it's not okay to believe in angels. I thought they were on the same team.
[edit] Roger Bomman
[edit] Dialogue
- Mapel: [singing] We do it all summer / And it's a big bummer. / No matter who we play, / We give the game away / 'Cause we can't win. / That would be a sin. / We even lose the games / Before they begin...
- George Knox: SAVE IT, MAPEL!!
- [the team stares at him as he walks over to the snack table and throws it over]
- Triscuitt Messmer: Bummer.
- George Knox: One more loss! One more loss which could've been a win! And you call youselves "professionals"! I have never ever seen a worst group of 25 players! You don't think as a team, you don't play as a team, you don't even lose as a team! You all got your heads so far up your butts, you can't even see the light of day! One more loss and I'll [picks up chair]... and I'll do this [throws it at a baseball bat rack]...to each and every one of you!!
- Whitt Bass: [bat hits him as he pulls his face back] Oh-ho-hoo! [bat hits him in head and has a blank look]
- George Knox: I want you... here in uniform at 9 tomorrow! We're goin' back to work on fundamentals!!
- Norton: Fundamentals!? In the middle of the season!?
- Whitt Bass: [still with blank look] I thought the game started at 1?
- George Knox: It does start at 1, and you're a jackass!!
- Whitt Bass: No, I'm a pitcher.
- José Martinez: You can be a pitcher and a jackass.
- Pablo Garcia: Sí, it's very common.
- Whitt Bass: Oh! [falls unconscious]
- Miguel: I don't wanna go to the game. The Angels never win.
- J.P.: I'm gonna go to the game. They could win. It could happen.
- Miguel: Yeah! And you could drop dead after dinner... of food poisoning!
- Roger: Leave him alone!!
- Maggie: Boys!! Hey, look what we've got for dessert. Jell-O.
- J.P.: Yay!!
- Miguel: It's not really Jell-O. It's cat-brains with food coloring in it. She kills them at night and feeds it to us to save money.
- Roger: Shut up, Miguel!!
- Maggie: Roger. You know we do not use those words in this house.
- Miguel: [imitating a cat] Meow!
- Maggie: You know I wouldn't put any food coloring on my cat-brains.
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