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Avatar: The Last Airbender (2005 - ) is an American animated television series airing on Nickelodeon. It follows the adventures of Aang, the successor to a long line of Avatars, and his friends Katara, Sokka and later Toph, and their two animal companions Appa and Momo in their quest to save the world from the merciless Fire Nation, while avoiding capture from pursuers including Prince Zuko and other hunters from the Fire Nation.

Contents

[edit] Book 1: Water

[edit] Chapter 1: The Boy in the Iceberg

Sokka: Ugh! Why is it that every time you play with magic water, I get soaked?
Katara: You're calling me weird? I'm not the one who makes muscles at myself every time I see my reflection in the water.
Sokka: I knew I should have left you home. Leave it to a girl to screw things up.
Zuko: I don't need any calming tea! I need to capture the Avatar!
Aang: This is Appa, my flying bison.
Sokka: Right, and this is Katara, my flying sister.

[edit] Chapter 2: The Avatar Returns

Zuko: I've spent years preparing for this encounter. Training, meditating...you're just a child!
Aang: Well, you're just a teenager.

[edit] Chapter 3: The Southern Air Temple

Iroh: [After Zuko beats Zhao in an Agni Kai ] Thanks again for the tea. It was delicious.:[Iroh and Zuko leave]
Zuko: Did you really mean that, Uncle?
Iroh: Of course. I told you ginseng tea is my favorite.

[edit] Chapter 4: The Warriors of Kyoshi

Zuko: [Studying a map detailing reported Avatar sightings scattered around] How am I going to find the Avatar, Uncle? He is clearly a master of evasive maneuvering.
[Cut to Sokka, looking at the same map]
Sokka: [to Aang] You have no idea where you're going, do you?
Katara: What does me being a girl have to do with sewing?
Sokka: Simple: girls are better at fixing pants than guys, and guys are better at hunting and fighting and stuff like that. It's just the natural order of things.
Katara: [with exaggerated happiness] All done with your pants! And look what a great job I did!
Aang: Relax, Sokka. Where we're going, you won't need any pants!
Katara: He's just upset because a bunch of girls kicked his butt yesterday.
Sokka: They snuck up on me!
Katara: Right. And then they kicked your butt.
Sokka: [feeling proud to wear the Kyoshi uniform] Bravery and Honor.
[Aang passes by and pops his head at the door]
Aang: Nice dress, Sokka!

[edit] Chapter 5: The King of Omashu

Aang: Name's Bonzu Pipinpadaloxicopolis... the Third, and these are my grandkids.
Katara: Hi, June Pipinpadaloxicopolis. Nice to meet you.
King Bumi: Take them to the newly refurbished room that was once bad!
Sokka: Eh, how was Appa supposed to save us anyway?
Aang: Appa is a 10-ton flying bison. I'm sure he would figure something out.

[edit] Chapter 6: Imprisoned

Warden: [to guard] You! Wake up the Captain. Search the entire rig!
Fire Nation Guard: Sir?
Warden: What?
Fire Nation Guard: That... was the Captain you just threw overboard, so...
Warden: Then wake up someone I haven't thrown overboard and search the rig!

[edit] Chapter 7: The Spirit World (Winter Solstice, Part 1)

Zuko: [To a bathing Iroh] Enough. we need to leave now! Get out of the water.
Iroh: Very well. (stands up)
Zuko: [looks away in horror] On second thoughts, why don't you take another few minutes.
Sokka: Yeah... We're all gonna get eaten by a spirit monster.

[edit] Chapter 9: The Waterbending Scroll

Aang: I know how to deal with these guys, Katara. Pirates love to haggle. Watch and learn. (walks over the Pirate Captain.) What say ye to the price of... one copper piece!
Pirate Captain: Hahaha! The price is 200 gold pieces. I don't haggle on items this rare.
Aang: Okay, two copper pieces!
Pirate Captain: It's not as amusing the second time, boy.
Zuko: You bought a Sunghi horn?
Iroh: For music night on the ship. Now, if we only had some woodwinds.
[Pirates capture Aang in net.]
Pirate: I got him, come on!
Sokka: Oh, what? I'm not good enough to kidnap?
[Pirates capture him in a net, too.]

[edit] Chapter 10: Jet

Sokka: Think about it. Somehow Prince Zuko and the Fire Nation keep finding us. It's because they spot Appa; he's just too noticeable.
Katara: What?! Appa's not too noticeable!
Sokka: He's a gigantic fluffy monster with an arrow on his head! It's kinda hard to miss him!
Appa angrily bellows
Aang: (soothing Appa) Sokka's just jealous 'cause he doesn't have an arrow.
Aang: Walking stinks! How can anyone get around without a flying bison?
Katara: (mockingly) Well, I don't know, Aang. Why don't you ask Sokka's instincts? They seem to know everything!
Sokka: (sarcastically) Ha ha, very funny.
Aang: I'm tired of carrying this pack.
Katara: You know who should you ask to carry for awhile? Sokka's instincts!

[edit] Chapter 11: The Great Divide

Sokka: That's some luck you knew Ghin Wai and Wai Ghin.
Aang: You could call it luck... Or you could call it lying.

[edit] Chapter 12: The Storm

Sokka: Guys, wait! This was in my dream! We shouldn't go to the market.
Katara: What happened in your dream?
Sokka: Food eats people!
[Katara and Aang frown at him.]
Sokka: Also, Momo could talk! (to Momo) You said some very unkind things.
Zuko: I won't fight you.
Fire Lord Ozai: You will learn respect, and suffering will be your teacher.
[Zuko screams]
Sokka: I'm too young to die!
Fisherman: I'm not, but I still don't wanna!

[edit] Chapter 13: The Blue Spirit

Aang: (to the Herbalist) You're insane, aren't you
The Herbalist: Thats right!

[edit] Chapter 14: The Fortuneteller

Katara puts on the necklace Aang made for her
Katara: (to Aang) So, how do I look?
Aang: (blushes) You mean all of you or just your neck? I mean, because both look great.
Aunt Wu: Your destiny...this is incredible! You will be involved in a great battle! An awesome conflict between the forces of good and evil! A battle whose outcome will determine the fate of the whole world!
Aang: Yeah, yeah, I knew that already. But did it say anything about a girl?
[The volcano rumbles and smolders in the distance]
Sokka: Look! Can your fortune telling explain that?
Villager: (scoffs) Can your science explain how it rains?
Sokka: Yes! Yes it can!

[edit] Chapter 15: Bato of the Water Tribe

Zuko: (pushing through a crowd) Out of my way! Step aside, filth!
Iroh: He means no offense! I'm certain you bathe regularly...
Zuko: (passing the Herbalist Institute) We're looking for someone.
Herbalist: I hope it's not Miyuki. (looks at Miyuki) Miyuki, did you get in trouble with the Fire Nation again? (meows)
Aunt Wu: Care to hear your fortune, handsome?
Iroh: At my age there is really only one big surprise left, and I'd just as soon leave it a mystery.
Zuko: (to Katara) Where is he? Where's the Avatar?
Sokka: We split up; he's long gone.
Zuko: How stupid do you think I am?
Sokka: Pretty stupid.
Sokka: (after being temporarily paralyzed) I'm starting to get some feeling back!
[A bunch of tiles fall on Sokka]
Sokka: Ow.
Zuko: (paralyzed) Uncle? I didnt see you get hit by the tongue.
Iroh: (holding a paralyzed June in his arms) Sshhh!

[edit] Chapter 16: The Deserter

Sokka: You want to walk into a Fire Nation town when they're all fired up with their, you know, fire?
Katara heals the burn on Aang's arm
Aang: Wow, that's good water.

[edit] Chapter 17: The Northern Air Temple

Aang: (referring to a statue of a monk) It's nice to see even one part of the temple that isn't ruined.
Mechanist: Look out! (A giant boulder swings through and destroys the statue)
Sokka: So then the question became, how do you keep a lid on hot air?
Katara: Awww, if we only knew.

[edit] Chapter 18: The Waterbending Master

Sokka: I'm not one to complain, but can't Appa fly any higher?
Aang: I’ve got an idea, why don’t we all get on your back and you can fly us to the North Pole?

[edit] Chapter 19: The Siege of the North, Part I

Zuko: (to Katara) You rise with the moon. I rise with the sun.

[edit] Book 2: Earth

[edit] Chapter 1: The Avatar State

Iroh: Who knew floating on a piece of driftwood for three weeks with no food or water and sea vultures waiting to pluck out your liver could make you so tense!
Azula: Do the tides command this ship?
Fire Navy Ship Captain: I'm afraid I don't understand.
Azula: You said the tides would not allow us to bring the ship in. Do the tides command this ship?
Fire Navy Ship Captain: No, Princess.
Azula: And if I were to have you thrown overboard, would the tides think twice about smashing you against the rocky shore?
Fire Navy Ship Captain: No, Princess.
Azula: Well then, maybe you should worry less about the tides, who've already made up their mind about killing you, and worry more about me, who's still mulling it over.

[edit] Chapter 2: The Cave of Two Lovers

Katara: You make a fine octopus, Pupil Aang.
Katara: Is this real or a legend?
Chong: Oh, it's a real legend.
Chong: (singing) Two lovers, forbidden from one another, war divides their people, and the mountains divide them apart. Built a path to be together - (talking) Yeah, forget the next couple of lines but then it goes - (singing again, rocker style) SECRET TUNNEL! SECRET TUNNEL! Through the mountain! SECRET, SECRET, SECRET, SECRET TUNNEL! Yeah! [everyone claps]
Chong: We don't need a map. ...All we need is love.
Zuko: If the Earth Kingdom discovers us, they'll have us killed.
Iroh: But if the Fire Nation discovers us, we'll be turned over to Azula.
(Both look at one another and nod)
Zuko: Earth Kingdom it is.
Aang: What?! I'm saying I'd rather kiss you than die! That's a compliment!
Chong: Hey, I remember that line of the song! (Gets his banjo and stands in the front of the cave and sings) AND DIE!!

[edit] Chapter 3: Return to Omashu

Mai: I thought you ran off and joined the circus? You said it was your calling.
Ty Lee: Well, Azula called a little louder.
Sokka: NO. Bad Fire Nation baby!

[edit] Chapter 4: The Swamp

Iroh: Not professional anyway.

(Iroh gets up and starts singing)

Iroh: (singing)
It's a long, long way to Ba-Sing-Se
But the girls in the city
They look so pretty--!
They kiss so sweet
That you really got to meet
The girls from Ba-Sing-Se--!
Katara: Sokka, you've got an elbow leech!
Sokka: Where? Where?
Katara: Where do you think?
Due: I bet he tastes a lot like possum chicken.
Tho: You think everything tastes like possum chicken.

[edit] Chapter 5: Avatar Day

Sokka: (finding his stolen boomerang) Boomerang! You do always come back!
Aang: I said I would face justice, so I will. (spins Wheel of Punishment)
Spectator 1: (rooting) Come on, torture machine!
Old Man: Eaten by bears!
Spectator 2: Razor pit!
Katara: (worried) Community service! Please stop on community service.
Mayor Tong: (cowers) You! Avatar! Do something!
Aang: Gee, I'd love to help, but I'm supposed to be boiled in oil.

[edit] Chapter 6: The Blind Bandit

Katara: Sigh This is just going to be a bunch of guys chucking rocks at each other, isn't it?
Sokka: That's what I paid for.
The Boulder: The Boulder feels conflicted about fighting a young blind girl.
Toph: Sounds to me like you're scared, The Pebble!
The Boulder: ...The Boulder is over his conflicted feelings and now he's ready to bury you in a rockalanche!
Toph: [Aang has just entered the ring] Do people really want to see two little girls fighting out here?
Toph: Somebody's a little light on his feet. What's your fighting name, the Fancy Dancer?
The Boulder: Listen up, Hippo! You may be big, but you ain't bad! THE BOULDER's gonna win this, in a landslide!

[edit] Chapter 7: Zuko Alone

Zuko: (Gives dagger to Lee) Read the inscription.
Lee: Made in Earth Kingdom...
Zuko: The other one.
Soldier 1: Hey! Did you throw that egg?
Zuko: No.
Soldier 1: Did you see who did it?
Zuko: No.
Soldier 1: That egg had to've come from somewhere.
Zuko: Maybe a chicken flew over.
Male Villager: (While Zuko is fighting) Give him a left! A left!
Female Villager: It's not a fist fight.
Male Villager: He's got a left sword, don't he?
Ursa: [in reference to Azula] What is wrong with that child?!

[edit] Chapter 8: The Chase

Toph: Who's Zuko?
Sokka: Oh just some angry jerk with a ponytail who's tracked us all over the world.
Katara: What's wrong with ponytails, Ponytail?
Sokka: This (points to ponytail) is a warrior's wolf-tail.
Katara: Well it certainly tells the other warriors that you're fun and perky.
Toph: We can take 'em. Three on three.
Sokka: Actually Toph, there's four of us,
Toph: Oh, I'm sorry, I didn't count you; you know, no bending and all.
Sokka: I can still fight!
Toph: Okay. Three on three, plus Sokka.
Mai: Wads of wet fur, how delightful.
Ty Lee: Hmm, they're not wads, they're more like, bundles. Or bunches? It's got an "uh" sound.
Mai: ...Clumps?
Ty Lee: Clumps! They're clumps!
Katara: The stars sure are beautiful tonight. Too bad you can't see them, Toph!!!

[edit] Chapter 9: Bitter Work

Aang: So, what cool move are you gonna teach me first? Rock-a-lanche? The Trembler? Oh, oh, maybe I can learn to make a whirlpool outta land...
Toph: Let's start with, "Move A Rock."
Sokka: (aiming at a small prey animal) You're awfully cute, but unfortunately for you, you're made of meat.
Zuko(Yelling angrily toward the sky): You've always thrown everything you could at me! Well, I can take it, and now I can give it back! Come on! STRIKE ME! You've never held back before!
Zuko: Great! I'm ready to try with real lighting!
Iroh: [taken aback] What, are you crazy? Lighting is very dangerous.
Zuko: I thought that was the point: you teaching me to protect myself from it!
Iroh: Yeah, but I'm not going to shoot lightning at you!
Sokka: Aang, this is my friend Fufucuddelypoofs, Fufucuddelypoofs, Aang.

[edit] Chapter 10: The Library

Katara: You got something against libraries?
Toph: I've held books, and I gotta tell you, they don't exactly "do it" for me.
Katara: Oh, right. Sorry.
Wan Shi Tong: (to Katara; preparing to fight him as she is being chased] Your waterbending won't do you much good here. I have studied Northern Water Style, Southern Water Style, even Foggy Swamp Style.
[Sokka smashes a book against Wan Shi Tong's head, causing him to collapse]
Sokka: That's called Sokka style. Learn it!
Professor Zei: Delightful! I only wish I spoke his tongue. Oh, the stories this beast could tell.
Momo: (chittering to the Professor)
Professor Zei: Shush, chatty monkey!

[edit] Chapter 11: The Desert

Sokka: (hallucinating after drinking cactus juice) Drink cactus juice, it'll quench ya. Nothing's quenchier. It's the quenchiest!
Katara: Okay, I think you had enough.
Sokka: Who lit Toph on fire?
Sokka: We're drinking your bending water? (smacks lips] You used this on the swamp guy! Ugh!
Toph: It does taste swampy.
Katara: (After spotting the giant sand mushroom cloud made by Aang) What is that?
Toph: What? What is what?
Sokka: (under the influence of the cactus water) It's a giant mushroom...MAYBE IT'S FRIENDLY!
Aang:(sees a cloud that looks like Appa in front of the moon) Appa!
Sokka: (under the influence of cactus juice) Appa? Now why would Princess Yue need him? (grabs Momo's tail and brushes it against his cheek) She's the moon; she flies by herself.
Katara: Sokka, any ideas on how to reach Ba Sing Se?
Sokka: (under the influence of the cactus water) Why don't we ask the circle birds?
Katara: (to Sokka) You've been hallucinating on cactus juice all day, and then you just lick something you find stuck to the wall of a cave?!
Sokka: I have a natural curiousity.
Toph: Yesterday my mouth tasted like mud. Now it tastes like sand. I never thought I would miss the taste of mud so much.

[edit] Chapter 12: The Serpent's Pass

[Suki rescues Toph from drowning]
Toph: (thinking that Suki is Sokka) Oh, Sokka! You saved me! (kisses Suki on the cheek]
Suki: Um, actually, it's me.
Toph: Oh.... well, heh heh. You can go ahead and let me drown now.

[edit] Chapter 13: The Drill

Mai: Azula can shoot all the lightning she wants at me, I'm not going into that wall sludge juice.
Ty Lee: (Looking through a periscope at the dust cloud Toph made) Hey...Look at that dust cloud. It's so...poofy!(Mimes by closing and opening her hand) Poof!
Iroh: I know you're not supposed to cry over spilled tea, but (sniffs) it's just so sad!
Katara: (Annoyed) You know, I am just about sick and tired of you telling me what to do all day. You're like a chattering hog-monkey!
Sokka: (Angrily) JUST BEND THE SLURRY, WOMAN!

[edit] Chapter 14: City of Walls and Secrets

Katara: The King is throwing a party at the palace tonight for his pet bear.
Aang: Don't you mean platypus bear?
Katara: No, it just says, 'bear'.
Sokka: Certainly you mean his pet skunk bear?
Toph: Or his armadillo bear?
Aang: Gopher bear?
Katara: Just, 'bear'.

(short pause)

Toph: This place is weird.
Long Feng: By the way, I'm Long Feng. I'm a cultural minister to the king.
Katara: I'm Kua Mai, and this is...Dong.
Toph: It won't work. You country-bumpkins will stand out a mile. [Eats food with her hands]

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Iroh: *Sips tea* Blech! This tea is nothing more than hot leaf juice!
Zuko: Uncle, that's what all tea is.
Katara:Look, the inner wall. I can’t believe we finally made it to Ba Sing Se in one piece.
Sokka:Hey don’t jinx it! We could still be attacked by some giant, exploding Fire Nation spoon. Or find out the city’s been submerged in an ocean full of killer shrimp.
Toph:You been hitting the cactus juice again?
Zuko:This city is a prison. I don’t want to make a life here.
Iroh:Life happens wherever you are, whether you make it or not. Now come on, I found us some new jobs, and we start this afternoon.

[edit] Chapter 15: The Tales of Ba Sing Se

Iroh: (singing)
Leaves from the vine
Falling so slow
Like fragile tiny shells
Drifting in the foam
Little soldier boy
Come marching home
Brave soldier boy
Comes marching home...
Iroh: (After a group of children accidentally breaks a window while playing soccer) It is usually best to admit mistakes when they occur, and to seek to restore honor...
Very large man: (Yelling threateningly through the window) When I'm through with you kids, the window won't be the only thing that's broken!
Iroh: ...but not this time. Run!
Iroh: How was your night, Prince Zuko?
[Zuko slams the door to his room. Iroh looks disappointed and Zuko slides the door open a little]
Zuko: (quietly) It was nice.
Sokka:I am so sorry! Something struck me in the rear. I just... wound up... here? (students giggle)
Madame Macmu-Ling: Five, seven, then five, syllables mark a Haiku, (Bowing her head to him) remarkable oaf.
Sokka: (Looking annoyed, then ponders this for a second.) They call me Sokka, that is in the water tribe, (Counting the next five syllables on his fingers as he says them) I am not an oaf.
Madame Macmu-Ling: Chittering monkey, in the spring he climbs treetops, and thinks himself tall.
Students: Ooooh.
Sokka: You think you're so smart, with your fancy little words, this is not so hard.
Students: Ooooh!
Madame Macmu-Ling: Whole seasons are spent mastering the form, the style, none calls it easy!
Sokka: I calls it easy! Like I paddle my canoe, (Turns around and paddles his behind once) I'll paddle yours too!
Students: (Laughing)
Madame Macmu-Ling: There's nuts and there's fruits, (Pulls a plum from her sleeve and drops it to the ground) in fall the clinging plum drops, (voice dwindles slighty) always to be squashed.

(She steps on the plum, squashing it.)

Sokka: Squish squash, sling that slang! I'm always right back at ya, like my (pulls out boomerang) BOOMERANG!
Students: (Laughing)
Sokka: (Sheathing his boomerang and making more arm movements) That's right I'm Sokka, it's pronounced with an 'okka', young ladies, I rocked ya!

(silence and cold stares; Sokka counts syllables on fingers and realizes his terrible mistake)

Security: Uh, that's one too many syllables there, bub. (throws him out)

[edit] Chapter 16: Appa's Lost Days

[context: Azula is talking to the Kyoshi warriors, who fight with fans]
Azula: Who are you? The Avatar's fangirls?
[a short pause]
Ty Lee: ...Oh! I get it! Good one Azula.
[Ty Lee unleashes a flurry of jabs into the back of a Kyoshi warrior, dropping her, and unleashes a final taunt]
Ty Lee: You are not prettier than we are.
Guru: I know I am not the person you expected...and I did not expect to be licked by a giant tongue just now.

[edit] Chapter 17: Lake Laogai

Toph: (happily) We're finally leaving Ba Sing Se, WORST CITY EVER!
Sokka: Hey, I thought designing the "Lost Appa" poster was my job! I've been working all day on my Appa!
(shows Katara and Aang his picture')
Aang: Sokka, the arrow is on Appa's head.
Sokka: This is his head!
Katara: Why are feet coming out of it?
Toph: It looks just like him
Sokka: Why thank you, I worked really hard for (realises that Toph can't actually see it) Why do you feel the need to do that?
Sokka: We'll split up to cover more area. Toph, I guess you should just come with me.
Toph: (Grumpily) Why? Because you think I can't put up posters on my own!? (Swipes glue across a wall, snatches a poster from Sokka, and slams it backwards onto the paste).
[Pause]
Toph: It's upside-down, isn't it?
Iroh: "The Tea Weevil"! No, that's stupid...

[edit] Chapter 18: The Earth King

Sokka: Looks like Long Feng is long gone! (laughs) Oh, I've been waiting to use that one!

[edit] Chapter 19: The Guru

Guru Pathik: Third is the fire chakra, located in the stomach.
Aang: My fire chakra would like to eat something other than onion and banana juice.
Guru Pathik: (laughs) Good one. Moving on.
Azula: We have been presented with an extraordinary opportunity, girls.
Ty Lee: Mai finally gets to wear make-up that's not totally depressing?
Guru: Hmm, That chakra opened less like a flowing creek, and more like a (pauses) burping bison!
Aang: (burping) Taste like onion and banana juice... but strangely something else... (smacks lips together) Pickles?
Guru: (shrugging) Muhum?

[edit] Chapter 20: The Crossroads of Destiny

Sokka: We should split up. Aang, you go with Iroh to look for Katara and the angry jerk, [to Iroh] no offense.
Iroh: None taken.

[edit] Book 3: Fire

[edit] Chapter 2: The Headband

Sokka: Great job with the cloud camo, but next time, let's disguise ourselves as the kinda cloud that knows how to keep its mouth shut!
Toph: (sarcastically) Yeah, we wouldn't want a bird to hear us chatting up there and turn us in.
Sokka: (Hushed tone) Hey, we're in enemy territory. Those are enemy birds!
(One bird jumps on Sokka's head and caws, all laugh)
Aang: I don't know about this. These clothes belong to somebody...
Katara: I call the silk robe!
Zuko: You're so beautiful when you hate the world.
Mai: I don't hate you.
Zuko: I don't hate you, too.
Aang: I already have a picture of Fire Lord Ozai. And here's one that I made out of noodles!
Katara: We're safe now Sokka, you can take off the moustache.
Sokka: Oh, no I can't. It's permantently glued to my skin.

[edit] Chapter 3: The Painted Lady

Xu: (grabs two gross-looking fish) Would you like the one-headed fish or the two-headed fish?
Sokka: TWO HEADED! (they look at him) What? You get more for your money that way!

[edit] Chapter 4: Sokka's Master

Aang: What should we do today?
Toph: I'm tapped out. I already picked my toes. Twice.
Aang: Twice?
Toph: The first time's for cleaning, but the second time's just for the sweet picking sensation.

[edit] Chapter 5: The Beach

Zuko: It smells like old lady in here.
Azula: [After winning a game of beach volleyball] Yes! We defeated you for all time. You will never rise from the ashes of your shame and humiliation!
[Pause]
Azula: Well, That was fun.
Azula: That's a sharp outfit, Chan. Careful, you could puncture the hull of an empire-class Fire Nation battle ship, leaving thousands to drown at sea. [Points] Because... it's so sharp.
Chan: Ummm... Thaaanks.
[Chan and Azula had just shared a passionate kiss.]
Chan: You're pretty.
Azula: (sweetly) Together you and I will be (evilly) the strongest couple in the entire world! (creates two blue fireballs in her hands) We will dominate the earth! (Chan stares at her like she's crazy)
Chan: Uh, I gotta go. (he nervously walks away, leaving Azula alone)
Zuko: I guess you wouldn't understand, would you Azula? Because you're just so perfect.
Azula: Well yes, I guess you're right. I don't have sob stories like all of you. I could sit here and complain how mom liked Zuko more then me, but I don't really care. My own mother thought I was a monster...
[Pause]
Azula: She was right of course! But it still hurt.

[edit] Chapter 6: The Avatar and the Firelord

(Aang stands up, squats, grunts in a straining manner, sighs with relief, and smiles, while he is still connected with the spirit world)
Katara: Do they have bathrooms in the spirit world?
Sokka: As a matter of fact, they do not.

[edit] Chapter 7: The Runaway

Katara: This isn't something we should make a habit of doing.
Toph: Why? Because it's fun? And you hate fun?
Katara: I don't hate fun. (puts Momo on her head) See? Fun!
[after being attacked by Combustion Man]
Aang: It's Sparky Sparky Boom Man!
Sokka: You know, I'm starting to think that name doesn't quite fit!
Sokka: Hey, I've got it, the perfect name for that guy. "Combustion Man"!
Toph: Good job, Sokka. Now let's get out of here before Combustion Man catches us!
Sokka: See? It fits so well!

[edit] Chapter 8: The Puppetmaster

Aang: I'd steer clear of the sea prunes.
Toph: I thought they were ocean kumquats.
Aang: Close enough.

[edit] Chapter 9: Nightmares and Daydreams

[edit] Chapter 10: Day of Black Sun

[edit] The Invasion

Hakoda: Is it just me, or are those fellows a little loose on the leaf hats?
Bato: I just wish they'd wear pants.

[edit] The Eclipse

Zuko: After I leave here today, I'm going to free Uncle Iroh from his prison, and I'm going to beg for his forgiveness. He's the one who's been a real father to me.
Ozai: [Laughs] That's just beautiful. Maybe he can pass down to you the ways of tea and failure.
Zuko: But I've come to an even more important decision. I'm gonna join the Avatar, and I'm going to help him defeat you.
Ozai: Really? Since you're a full blown traitor and you want me gone, why wait? I'm powerless. You've got your swords. Why don't you just do it now?
Zuko: Because I know my own destiny. Taking you down is the Avatar's destiny. Goodbye.

[edit] Chapter 12 The Western Air Temple

Zuko: Hello, Zuko here. But I guess you probably already know me, sort of. Uh so, the thing is I have a lot of Firebending experience and I'm considered to be pretty good at it. Well you've seen me... you know when I was attacking you? Uh yeah, I guess I should apologize for that, but anyway I'm good now. I mean, I thought I was good before but now I realize I was bad, but anyway... I think it's time I joined your group and taught the Avatar Firebending.
(Camera zooms out to show Zuko is talking to a big frog. The frog croaks)
Zuko: Well, what's your answer!?
(The frog jumps on Zuko's head, then leaps away)
Zuko: Yeah, that's what I'd say too.
Katara: (Gazing at Zuko with a dark look) You might have everyone else buying your... "transformation", but you and I both know you've struggled with doing the right thing in the past. So let me tell you something right now. You make one step backward, one slip up, give me one reason to think you might hurt Aang, and you won't have to worry about your destiny anymore. Because I'll make sure your destiny ends, Right then and there. Permanently. (Exits the room, leaving Zuko shocked)

[edit] Chapter 13 The Firebending Masters

Zuko: (trying to make strong fire blasts and only producing weak flames) Just breathe and... (Punches but only a weak flame come out)
Aang: That one kinda felt hot.
Zuko: (Angrily) Don't patronize me! You know what it's supposed to look like!
Aang: Sorry, Sifu Hotman.
Zuko: (Still Angry) And stop calling me that!
Hob Gao: (in gleeful anticipation) Ohhhhhhh, here it comes. Any moment now. Dinner for the Masters.
Sun Warrior Chief: Quiet, Hob Gao.
Hob Gao: (Annoyed) What? Everyone's thinking it.
Sun Warrior Chief: (with a serious face and voice) Now that you have learned the secrets and you know about our tribe's existence... We have no choice but to imprison you here... forever. (Aang and Zuko are completely shocked. The Chief suddenly smiles and says) Just kidding. But seriously, don't tell anybody.
Sokka: (after Zuko and Aang demonstrated the Dancing Dragon moves) Yeah, that's a great dance you two learned there.
Zuko: It's not a dance, it's a Firebending form.
Katara: Oh yeah? What's your little form called?
Zuko: ...The Dancing Dragon. (everybody, except Aang and Zuko, laughs)

[edit] Chapter 14 The Boiling Rock Part 1

Sokka: My first girlfriend turned into the moon.
Zuko: That's rough, buddy.
Zuko: Ahhh... what would Uncle say? (he looks at the clouds) Sometimes clouds have two sides: a dark and light and a silver lining in the middle. It's like a silver sandwich. So... when life seems hard, take a bite out of the silver sandwich.
Sokka: (Sees something and brightens up) Maybe we haven't failed after all.
Zuko: That's the spirit. Wow, I can't believe that worked. I didn't even know what I was saying.
Sokka: No. What you said made no sense.
Zuko: (trying to tell a joke) Well, I can't remember how it starts, but the punch line is, "Leaf me alone. I'm bushed." (no one laughs) Well, it's funnier when Uncle tells it.
Katara: Maybe that's because he remembers the whole thing. (Everyone laughs)

[edit] Chapter 15 The Boiling Rock Part 2

After Hakoda shoves a prisoner to start a riot
Prisoner with Scar on his Face: Hey, what did you do that for? That hurt my feelings.
(Suki): I've got the warden. Now, let's get out of here.
Chief Hakoda: That's some girl.
Sokka: Tell me about it.
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