Back to School

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Back to School is a 1986 comedy film about a wealthy but uneducated father who goes to college to show solidarity with his troubled son.


[edit] Thornton Melon

  • Good teacher, he really seems to care....about what I have no idea.
  • Bring us a pitcher of beer every seven minutes until somebody passes out. And then bring one every ten minutes.
  • Don't mind Lou - he's only the second generation in his family to stand up straight.
  • I never get physical. I just get upset. Then he gets physical. (Lou crushes a napkin holder in one hand)