Big Wolf on Campus

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Big Wolf on Campus is a comedy television series that aired on the Fox Family Channel from 1999 to 2001.

Contents 1 Season 1 1.1 Pilot 1.2 The Bookmobile 1.3 Butch Comes to Shove 1.4 Cat Woman 1.5 Witch College 1.6 The Pleasantville Strangler 1.7 Stage Fright 1.8 That Swamp Thing You Do 2 External links

[edit] Season 1

[edit] Pilot

[edit] The Bookmobile

Merton: The librarian is a palm scanning human book absorbtionist. OK, that's not the latin name for it, but she's turning people into books.

[edit] Butch Comes to Shove

Security guard: Detention is the cornerstone on which the cathedral of discipline is built.

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Tommy: The twist? A malted? I've got to send this guy back to where he belongs.

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Tommy: I guess I'm just going to have to handle this myself. As Tommy Dawkins.

Merton kicks Tommy in the groin and Tommy turns into a werewolf.

Merton: You know, just in case.

[edit] Cat Woman

[edit] Witch College

[edit] The Pleasantville Strangler

Merton: The strangler always sang ring around the rozy before he tried to strangle somebody.

Tommy: Yeah, well, you know. I hope Stacey doesn't think these are hickies.

[edit] Stage Fright

Becky: That was the lamest thing I've seen since Meet Joe Black.

[edit] That Swamp Thing You Do

[edit] External links

• Big Wolf on Campus quotes at the Internet Movie Database