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Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey is a 1991 American comedy science fiction film, the sequel to Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure. Like the first film, it stars Keanu Reeves as Ted "Theodore" Logan and Alex Winter as Bill S. Preston Esq. The film's original working title was Bill & Ted Go To Hell.
- Directed by Peter Hewitt. Written by Chris Matheson and Ed Solomon
Once... they made history. Now... they are history. (taglines)
[edit] Evil Ted
- I got a full-on robot chubby.
[edit] Marriage Proposal
- Ted: Your probably noticed we haven't given you our gifts yet.
- Bill: That's because...
- Ted: Um...
- Bill: Um...
- Bill and Ted: 'scuse us dude.
- [Bill and Ted take their girlfriends to opposite sides of the pool]
- Bill: [Takes out a folded piece of paper from his pocket] I wrote this myself.
- Ted: [Also takes out a folded piece of paper from his pocket] I wrote this last night.
- Ted: [Begins to read] Elizabeth.
- Bill: [Also begins to read] Joanna.
- [The two talk simultaneously]
- Bill: As I wander through this dark and lonely forest of life, surrounded by various beasts... Bears, vipers, squirrels. Not to mention small tree growing lichen, woodpeckers, slugs, gila monsters. Oh no, that's the desert.
- Ted: As I swim through this dark and fearful sea of existence, surrounded by various creatures... Sharks, eels, yellowtail, and also barnacles, and algae, man-o-wars, starfish, blowfish, catfish. Uh oooh, that's fresh water.
- Bill: The point is, I know we promised you a better life.
- Ted: What mean is we told you the future had some really good stuff.
- Bill: But all that stuff hasn't happened.
- Bill and Ted: But it will, I hope.
- Ted: The day after tomorrow, if things work out...
- Bill: What I mean is....
- Bill and Ted: [Turn to each other and give a shrug. Then turn back to their girlfriends.]
- Ted: Will you...
- Bill: ...Marry us.
- Elizabeth: Theodore...
- Joanna: ...I'd love to.
- Bill and Ted: [Smile, take out a plastic pink and purple heart ring. Holds it up for the other see that they suceeded, and then places it on their respective girlfriend's finger. They then give a quick air guitar to the other, and receive a kiss on the cheek by their girlfriends.]
[edit] Dialogue with the Grim Reaper
- Grim Reaper: I believe Colonel Mustard did it in the study with a candlestick.
- Dead Bill: Sorry, death, you lose! It was Professor Plum!
- Grim Reaper: I said Plum!
- Dead Ted: No way! You said Mustard! Can we go back now?
- Grim Reaper: Uh, best three out of five!
- Dead Ted: I don't believe this guy!
- Bill: Hey Ted. Don't fear the reaper.
- [air guitar]
- Grim Reaper: I heard that!
[edit] Taglines
- Once... they made history. Now... they are history.
- Bill & Ted party on!
- It's a trip.
- Whoa dude! Pressed hams!
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