Boobs in the Woods

Boobs in the Woods is a 1950 animated Warner Bros. Looney Tunes cartoon, released in January 1950 (Re-Issued in 1958 in the opening as a Blue Ribbon Merrie Melodies short), directed by Robert McKimson, and starring Daffy Duck and Porky Pig.

Directed by Robert McKimson. Produced by Edward Selzer. (uncredited) Story by Warren Foster.

Daffy Duck

• [singing, to the tune of "The Merry-Go-Round Broke Down"] ♪ Oh, people call me Daffy. They think that I am goony. ♪

♪ Ah, just because I'm happy is no sign I'm looney tooney. ♪

♪ Oh, when they say I'm nutsy, It sure gives me a pain. ♪

♪ Please pass the ketchup, I think it's going to rain. ♪

♪ Oh, you can't bounce a meatball. Though try with all your might. ♪

♪ Ah, turn on the radio, I want to fly a kite. ♪

♪ Good evening, friends. ♪

• No. I don't want my lake painted. [He wipes it off of Porky's painting, with a cloth] The mountains are okay, I don't own them. [He leaves Porky, just temporarily]
• I'm the old man of the mountains! [wiping the mountains off of Porky's painting] And I don't want them painted!
• I like him, he's crazy!
• Hunting ducks out of season, eh? That goes tough on you around these parts. Executioner! Oh, executioner!
• Captain John Smith marry-um Pocahontas, raise-um little poker chips.
• Aha! Not married eh? Well, uh, [jumping into Porky's arms] whaddya say you and me go steady?
• [wearing a catcher's uniform, catching the rock] Right over the middle! That's a-pitching 'em! [throwing the rock back to Porky] He's stealing second! Cover the bag! Here he comes! Tag 'im! [Porky catches the rock as Daffy slides below him. Daffy pushes Porky until he starts to run] Steal home, DiMaggio! It means the game! Atta boy, DiMaggio! Hit the dirt! Slide, DiMaggio, slide!
• [as Porky is using Daffy as his car motor] He's got no right to do this to me! [A license permit quickly pops up, it reads "Porky Pig's Permit to use Daffy Duck as motor"] What a revolting development this is.

Porky Pig

• Okay, may I please paint your lake?
• [angrily] Ooh!
• [After ripping the disguise off of Daffy] You wait here, I've got something for you.
• Gosh, they're sure strict around here.
• There ought to be a law against crazy ducks!
• G-g-gosh no, I'm not married.
• [stuttering, as he begins to speak, throwing a rock at Daffy] T-Take that, you w-web-footed maniac!
• [sliding] Hey! What am I sliding for? I'm not DiMaggio. My name's m-m-m... [He then slides into a mud puddle] ...Mud.
• [using Daffy as his car motor] When I get to California, I'll have his valves crowned.

Dialogue

Daffy Duck: [singing, to the tune of "The Merry-Go-Round Broke Down"] ♪ Oh, people call me Daffy. They think that I am goony. ♪

♪ Ah, just because I'm happy is no sign I'm looney tooney. ♪

♪ Oh, when they say I'm nutsy, It sure gives me a pain. ♪

♪ Please pass the ketchup, I think it's going to rain. ♪

♪ Oh, you can't bounce a meatball. Though try with all your might. ♪

♪ Ah, turn on the radio, I want to fly a kite. ♪

♪ Good evening, friends. ♪

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[Porky is painting a lake]

Daffy Duck: Lake?

Porky Pig: Mmm-hmm.

Daffy Duck: That lake?

Porky Pig: Mmm-hmm.

Daffy Duck: That's my lake.

Porky Pig: Mmm-hmm.

Daffy Duck: You can't go around painting other people's property! At least have the decency to ask me if you can paint it!

Porky Pig: Okay, may I please paint your lake?

Daffy Duck: No. I don't want my lake painted. [He wipes it off of Porky's painting, with a cloth] The mountains are okay, I don't own them. [He leaves Porky, just temporarily]

Porky Pig: [angrily] Ooh!

Daffy Duck: [returning, dressed in an old man's clothes] Hey there, sonny.

Porky Pig: And who are you?

Daffy Duck: I'm the old man of the mountains! [wiping the mountains off of Porky's painting] And I don't want them painted!

Porky Pig: [ripping the disguise off of Daffy] You wait here, I've got something for you.

[Porky then laughs diabolically, after this remark]

Daffy Duck: I like him, he's crazy!

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Daffy Duck: Hunting ducks out of season, eh? That goes tough on you around these parts. Executioner! Oh, executioner!

[Daffy walks off screen and returns, wearing an executioner's black hood and brandishing an ax. Porky lays his neck on the tree stump]

Porky Pig: Gosh, they're sure strict around here.

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Daffy Duck: Captain John Smith marry-um Pocahontas, raise-um little poker chips.

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Porky Pig: There ought to be a law against crazy ducks!

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Daffy Duck: Have you a marriage license?

Porky Pig: G-g-gosh no, I'm not married.

Daffy Duck: Aha! Not married eh? Well, uh, [jumping into Porky's arms] whaddya say you and me go steady?

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Porky Pig: [stuttering, as he begins to speak, throwing a rock at Daffy] T-Take that, you w-web-footed maniac!

Daffy Duck: [wearing a catcher's uniform, catching the rock] Right over the middle! That's a-pitching 'em! [throwing the rock back to Porky] He's stealing second! Cover the bag! Here he comes! Tag 'im! [Porky catches the rock as Daffy slides below him. Daffy pushes Porky until he starts to run] Steal home, DiMaggio! It means the game! Atta boy, DiMaggio! Hit the dirt! Slide, DiMaggio, slide!

Porky Pig: [sliding] Hey! What am I sliding for? I'm not DiMaggio. My name's m-m-m... [He then slides into a mud puddle] ...Mud.

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[Porky is using Daffy as his car motor and closing lines, also]

Daffy Duck: He's got no right to do this to me! [A license permit quickly pops up, it reads "Porky Pig's Permit to use Daffy Duck as motor"] What a revolting development this is.

Porky Pig: When I get to California, I'll have his valves crowned.

[The closing line and remark, before Closing Credits' sign appears]

Voice cast

• Mel Blanc as Porky Pig / Daffy Duck / Car Noises.