Charles Dillon "Casey" Stengel (30 July 1890 – 29 September 1975) was an American baseball player and manager from the early 1910s into the 1960s. In the 1950s, sportswriters dubbed him with yet another nickname, "The Old Perfessor", for his sharp wit and his ability to talk at length on anything baseball-related. He is regarded as one of baseball's more colourful personalities.
- Being with a woman all night never hurt no professional baseball player. It's staying up all night looking for a woman that does him in.
- The key to good management is keeping the nine guys who hate your guts away from the nine guys who haven't made up their minds.