Codename: Kids Next Door

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Codename: Kids Next Door, also known as Kids Next Door or by its acronym KND, is an American animated television series that debuted on the Cartoon Network on December 6, 2002.

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[edit] Season 1

[edit] No P in the OOL [1.01]

Numbuh 1: Why are we in the kiddy pool?

Numbuh 3: Because the water is nice and warm?

(Everyone in the pool looks down at the water)

[edit] Operation: C.A.K.E.D. [1.02]

(All the partygoers are tied up to their chairs and forced to stay for the party. They sing a for the Delightful Children in a very dull manner.)

All the Partygoers: It's your birthday, not our birthday. It's your birthday, not our birth day. Birthday Hooray.


Numbuh 1: Hey, what did you get me?

Numbuh 3: NOTHING! HA HA!


Numbuh 2: This is your captain, Numbuh 2, speaking. At this time we would like to request that you HANG ON TO YOUR UNDERWEAR!!! Wa ha ha ha ha hoo! Wahoo!!!


Numbuh 1: Numbuh 4?

Numbuh 4: Right. First, I'll be cleanin' your adult-lovin', prissy clocks, and then I'll be takin' that cake.


DCFDTL: Wouldn't you prefer to open the gifts AFTER our little game is finished?

Laura: But I wanna open them (Starts to transform) NOW!!!

DCFDTL: Fine, fine, fine, we'll open the gifts. Just stay calm.

[edit] Operation: I.-S.C.R.E.A.M. [1.03]

Numbuh 5: (After getting the password for the ice cream factory) That was too easy!

(After Numbuh 2 lands on the ice cream factory) That was still too easy!

(After falling into the trap set by the DCFDTL) I told you it was too easy!

(When riding the wave of ice cream) I like it when things are too easy!


Numbuh 5: What now, Numbuh 1?

(slight pause)

Numbuh 3: Party! Ice Cream Party!

All: Party! Ice Cream Party! Party!...

Numbuh 5:I like it when things are too easy!


Computer: Access Denied.

Numbuh 1: Numbuh 3, what are you typing?! (Looks at the screen. It's filled with... ) "I love parties"?!!!

Numbuh 3: You do too?


Delightful Children From Down The Lane: A heater? (To ice cream men) WHO PUTS A HEATER IN AN ICE CREAM FACTORY?!? (Ice cream men shrug)


Numbuh 4: Hey Numbuh 1! You might want to check this out!

Numbuh 1: A roadblock! Quick, tell Numbuh 4 to turn the truck around!

Numbuh 4: I AM Numbuh 4!

Numbuh 1: Then who's driving the-

(Multiple screams, truck crashes)


Numbuh 2: Hey guys I'm okay!

(Giant Ice Cream Monster lands on top of him)


Numbuh 4: (To ice cream monster) Hey, Frosty! Come get a lickin'! (Is picked up by monster and dipped in fudge) You think chocolate can stop me? (Fudge hardens, then Numbuh 4 muffles) I hate you!


Delightful Children From Down The Lane: Us eat the ice cream? (Shake their heads) No, I'm afraid the ice cream will be eating you!

[edit] Operation: C.A.N.N.O.N. [1.04]

Numbuh 4: And where are our super powered anti-adult air attack missles?!

Numbuh 3: (With two missles dressed up, holding a cup of uranium) More uranium, Mrs. Missle?

[edit] Operation: N.O.-P.O.W.U.H. [1.05]

Numbuh 5: What DO hamsters do on vacation anyways? (scene switches with hamsters having fun on a beach)


Numbuh 5:(fighting the sandwich monster) I'm gonna grill your chin! (Realizes the S.C.A.M.P.E.R. doesn't work) Aw, man!

Delightful Children From Down the Lane: Thank you for coming Mr. Toilenator, but you're not the type of villain we're looking for...

Toilenator: Wait, I can do other stuff!(They throw a switch and he's catapulted out of the house.)


Numbuh 2: Ahem.

Gramma Stuffum: What?

Numbuh 2: It's snack time, freuline.

Numbuh 5: "Snack time, freuline"? You got to be kiddin'.


Gramma Stuffum: Ach! You are childrens! And so skinny are you! Gramma Stuffum make snack of liverwurst headchease casserole!

(The meal in time advances toward DCFDTL)

Delightful Children From Down the Lane: (Looking worried) But we've already eaten!

Gramma Stuffum: Nonsense! You are so very SKINNY!

Delightful Children From Down Lane: But if we eat all of your delicious foods, there won't be any to feed those poor, hungry, Kids Next Door.

Gramma Stuffum: Hungry?

Delightful Children From Down the Lane: They're famished!. And they live right next door.....


Numbuh 2: We've had enough of your gross, slimy cookin', lady, so I'm sendin' this dish back to the kitchen!

Numbuh 5: "Sendin' it back to the... "? Come on, man!


Numbuh 5: (Talking to Numbuh 1) Come on. What could happen?

Numbuh 1: What could happen?!? (Grandma Stuffum busts through the wall, he points at her and looks at Numbuh 5) THAT COULD HAPPEN!!!

[edit] Operation: T.E.E.T.H. [1.06]

Knightbrace: Maybe four out of five dentists can't stop you Kids Next Door... but I'M THE FIFTH!!


Knightbrace: What in the name of fluoride is going on?

[edit] Operation: T.U.R.N.I.P. [1.07]

[edit] Operation: M.I.N.I.-G.O.L.F. [1.08]

[edit] Operation: P.I.R.A.T.E. [1.09]

[edit] Operation: C.O.W.G.I.R.L. [1.10]

[edit] Operation: O.F.F.I.C.E. [1.11]

[edit] Operation: A.R.C.T.I.C. [1.12]

[edit] Operation: L.I.C.E. [1.13]

[edit] Operation: L.I.Z.Z.I.E. [1.14]

Numbuh 1: [after Lizzie's "Yes Dear" helmet has exploded on his head] Don't ever put one of those on me again.

[edit] Operation: P.O.I.N.T. [1.16]

[edit] Operation: C.A.B.L.E.-T.V. [1.17]

[edit] Operation: C.A.M.P. [1.18]

[edit] Operation: T.O.M.M.Y. [1.19]

[edit] Operation: C.H.A.D. [1.20]

[edit] Operation: P.I.A.N.O. [1.21]

Numbuh 1:Okay, team. Simple question: what did we learn today.
Numbuh 2:Do not deviate from plans.
Numbuh 5:Teamwork is the key to mission success.
Numbuh 3:Operational procedures are important.
Numbuh 4:Pianos...are heavy.

[edit] Operation: Z.O.O. [1.22]

Numbuh 1: (Upon finding they cannot escape the cage, starts calmly) I suggest we... (suddenly breaks down) PANIC!

[edit] Operation: Q.U.I.E.T. [1.23]

[edit] Operation: R.A.I.N.B.O.W.S. [1.24]

[edit] Operation: G.R.O.W.-U.P. [1.25]

[edit] Season 2

[edit] Operation: C.A.T.S. [2.01]

[edit] Operation: P.O.P. [2.02]

[edit] Operation: S.P.A.N.K. [2.03]

[edit] Operation: D.A.T.E. [2.04]

[edit] Operation: S.U.P.P.O.R.T. [2.05]

[edit] Operation: T.A.P.I.O.C.A. [2.06]

[edit] Operation: M.O.V.I.E. [2.07]

[edit] Operation: F.A.S.T.-F.O.O.D. [2.08]

[edit] Operation: S.H.A.V.E. [2.09]

[edit] Operation: O.O.M.P.-P.A.H. [2.10]

[edit] Operation: F.L.A.V.O.R. [2.11]

[edit] Operation: K.I.S.S. [2.12]

(As the KND are watching as Cree is lead away into a KND prison transport for the moonbase)

Numbah 5: [tauntingly] So long, sis. I'll make sure your CDs and [referring to Numbah 2] your boyfriend are safe.

[edit] Operation: G.H.O.S.T. [2.13]

[edit] Operation: F.U.G.I.T.I.V.E. [2.14]

[edit] Operation: T.H.E.-S.H.O.G.U.N. [2.15]

[edit] Operation: C.O.L.L.E.G.E. [2.16]

[edit] Operation: R.E.P.O.R.T. [2.17]

[edit] Operation: B.R.I.E.F. [2.18]

[edit] Operation: C.A.K.E.D.-T.W.O. [2.19]

[edit] Operation: S.P.A.C.E. [2.20]

[edit] Operation: B.E.A.C.H. [2.21]

[edit] Operation: U.N.D.E.R.C.O.V.E.R. [2.22]

[edit] Operation: D.O.G.F.I.G.H.T. [2.23]

[edit] Operation: T.R.I.P. [2.24]

[edit] Operation: E.N.D. [2.25]

[edit] Season 3

[edit] Operation: F.U.T.U.R.E. [3.01]

[edit] Operation: A.F.L.O.A.T. [3.02]

[edit] Operation: L.E.A.D.E.R. [3.03]

[edit] Operation: U.T.O.P.I.A. [3.04]

[edit] Operation: R.O.B.B.E.R.S. [3.05]

[edit] Operation: F.O.U.N.T.A.I.N. [3.06]

[edit] Operation: B.U.T.T. [3.07]

[edit] Operation: T.R.A.I.N.I.N.G. [3.08]

[edit] Operation: A.R.C.H.I.V.E. [3.09]

Ancient Recorded Children's History is Very Enlightening edit Information

Summary: Numbuh 1's paranoic version of how adults were created and took control. Some parts of the information might be wrong, but some of it might be right. Example.jpg

[edit] Operation: S.L.U.M.B.E.R. [3.10]

[edit] Operation: K.A.S.T.L.E. [3.11]

[edit] Operation: C.A.K.E.D.-T.H.R.E.E. [3.12]

[edit] Operation: L.O.C.K.D.O.W.N. [3.13]

[edit] Operation: G.R.A.D.U.A.T.E.S. [3.14]

[edit] Operation: H.U.G.S. [3.15]

[edit] Operation: J.E.W.E.L.S. [3.16]

[edit] Operation: T.R.I.C.K.Y. [3.17]

[edit] Operation: U.N.C.O.O.L. [3.18]

[edit] Operation: P.R.E.S.I.D.E.N.T. [3.19]

[edit] Operation: H.O.S.P.I.T.A.L. [3.20]

[edit] Operation: S.P.R.O.U.T. [3.21]

[edit] Operation: H.O.U.N.D. [3.22]

[edit] Season 4

[edit] Operation: R.A.B.B.I.T. [4.01]

[edit] Operation: F.L.U.S.H. [4.02]

[edit] Operation: F.O.O.D.F.I.T.E. [4.03]

[edit] Operation: C.L.U.E.S. [4.04]

[edit] Operation: N.U.G.G.E.T. [4.05]

[edit] Operation: M.A.C.A.R.R.O.N.I. [4.06]

[edit] Operation: P.O.O.L. [4.07]

[edit] Operation: C.A.K.E.D.-F.O.U.R. [4.08]

[edit] Operation: S.I.T.T.E.R. [4.09]

[edit] Operation: S.A.T.U.R.N. [4.10]

[edit] Operation: C.H.O.C.O.L.A.T.E. [4.11]

[edit] Operation: M.A.T.A.D.O.R. [4.12]

[edit] Operation: L.U.N.C.H. [4.13]

[edit] Operation: M.U.N.C.H.I.E.S. [4.14]

[edit] Operation: K.N.O.T. [4.15]

[edit] Operation: C.L.O.S.E.T. [4.16]

[edit] Operation: S.N.O.W.I.N.G. [4.17]

[edit] Operation: M.A.U.R.I.C.E. [4.18]

Numbuh 5: I...I...I give up. I mean, look at me. I'm pratically a teenager now.

Cree:Oh, you have no idea how long I've waited for you to say that! (The building explodes)

Cree: You...you tricked me!

Numbah 5: Huh? Bu I...

(Cree falls, Maurice shows bombs in his hands)

Maurice:The Kids Next Door never give up.

[edit] Operation: L.O.V.E. [4.19]

[edit] Operation: C.O.U.C.H. [4.20]

[edit] Operation: D.O.D.G.E.B.A.L.L. [4.21]

[edit] Operation: F.E.R.A.L. [4.22]

[edit] Season 5

[edit] Operation: N.A.U.G.H.T.Y. [5.01]

[edit] Operation: E.L.E.C.T.I.O.N.S. [5.02]

[edit] Operation: D.U.C.K.Y. [5.03]

[edit] Operation: D.I.A.P.E.R. [5.04]

[edit] Operation: B.U.L.L.I.E.S. [5.05]

[edit] Operation: F.I.S.H.Y. [5.06]

[edit] Operation: B.R.E.A.K.U.P. [5.07]

[edit] Operation: S.A.F.A.R.I. [5.08]

[edit] Operation: V.I.R.U.S. [5.09]

[edit] Operation: O.U.T.B.R.E.A.K. [5.10]

[edit] Operation: C.A.N.Y.O.N. [5.11]

[edit] Operation: H.O.L.I.D.A.Y. [5.12]

[edit] Operation: C.A.K.E.D.-.F.I.V.E. [5.13]

[edit] Operation: R.E.C.R.U.I.T. [5.14]

[edit] Operation: D.A.D.D.Y. [5.15]

[edit] Operation: C.L.O.W.N. [5.16]

[edit] Operation: S.P.A.N.K.E.N.S.T.I.N.E. [5.17]

[edit] Operation: H.O.T.S.T.U.F.F. [5.18]

[edit] Operation: M.I.S.S.I.O.N. [5.19]

[edit] Operation: E.N.G.L.A.N.D. [5.20]

[edit] Operation: A.W.A.R.D.S [5.21]

[edit] Operation: L.I.C.O.R.I.C.E. [5.22]

[edit] Operation: H.O.M.E. [5.23]

[edit] Operation: I.T. [5.24]

[edit] Season 6

[edit] Operation: S.A.F.E.T.Y. [6.01]

[edit] Operation: R.E.C.E.S.S. [6.02]

[edit] Operation: H.A.M.S.T.E.R. [6.03]

[edit] Operation: W.H.I.T.E.-H.O.U.S.E. [6.04]

[edit] Operation: S.P.I.N.A.C.H. [6.05]

[edit] Operation: M.E.S.S.A.G.E. [6.06]

[edit] Operation: B.R.I.D.G.E [6.07]

[edit] Operation: S.I.X. [6.08]

[edit] Operation: T.R.I.C.Y.C.L.E. [6.09]

[edit] Operation: C.R.I.M.E. [6.10]

[edit] Operation: P.A.R.T.Y. [6.11]

[edit] Operation: P.L.A.N.E.T. [6.12]

[edit] Operation: D.O.G.H.O.U.S.E. [6.13]

[edit] Operation: S.C.I.E.N.C.E. [6.14]

[edit] Operation: A.M.I.S.H. [6.15]

[edit] Operation: G.I.R.L.F.R.I.E.N.D. [6.16]

[edit] Operation: C.A.R.A.M.E.L. [6.17]

[edit] Operation: M.O.O.N. [6.18]

[edit] Operation: T.R.E.A.T.Y. [6.19]

[edit] Operation: I.N.T.E.R.V.I.E.W.S. [6.20]

Father: I am NOT happy to find you kids in my house!


[While saying good bye for good]
Numbuh 5: Five! [puts hand out]
Numbuh 4: Four! [puts hand on top of Numbuh 5's hand]
Numbuh 3: Three! [puts hand on top]
Numbuh 2: Two! [puts hand on top]
Numbuh 1: One! [puts hand on top and smiles] Kids Next Door... [group hugs] ... goodbye.

[edit] Operation: Z.E.R.O.

Numbuh 4: It's too quiet.
Numbuh 3: No, it's three quiet.
Numbuh 4: Three quiet? What the crud does that mean?
Numbuh 3: It's one more than too quiet.

Father: (To his father, Grandfather, after years of being slighted, while flames appear around him) You big JERK! Now you've made me angry! VERY, VERY, ANGRY!!! ...Oh forget it.


Father: (After the moonbase has been dropped on Grandfather, and destroyed part of his house) I hate everyone!


Grandfather: (Stands up unharmed after having the moonbase dropped on him) Monty, Monty, Monty... did you honestly believe that a mere 39 gazillion tons of red hot metal and duct tape would crush me?
Numbuh Zero: Wasn't trying to crush you, Pappy. I just wanted to see what would happen when you put an adult into a decommissioning chamber. Now Nigel!
Grandfather: (to Numbah Zero just before being decommissioned again) You're out of my will, you brat!

[edit] Nigel Uno/Numbuh 1

"Kids Next Door... BATTLE STATIONS!" - All Episodes

"Thanks for saving my butt guys. I really blew it, didn't I?" - Operation: C.A.B.L.E.-T.V.

"Nonsense! Teamwork saved the day, guys!" - Operation: G.R.O.W.-U.P.

"As first in command, I order you pick up that bra!" - Operation: S.U.P.P.O.R.T.

"Imagine the adults' surprise when the KND are wearing bras too!" - Operation: S.U.P.P.O.R.T.

"You forgot one thing Delightful dorks! My crazy girlfriend!" - Operation: C.A.K.E.D.-T.W.O.

"You just did... You made me angry!" - Operation: E.N.D.

"You guys really don't remember who I am?!" - Operation: E.N.D.

"Oh man... I'm too late!" - Operation: E.N.D.

"Okay, quickly! You are all crack operatives in a top secret organization of highly trained kids sworn to defend the world from the tyranny of adults. You are known by your code names: Numbuh Two, Numbuh Three, Numbuh Four and Numbuh Five. I'm your leader Numbuh One. You assist me in our battles against kid hating super villains utilizing our incredible 2x4 technology. Right now, we're at the KND global command moonbase because we've been falsely scheduled for decommissioning. I feared to rescue you in time, which is why your memories have been erased. So now our mission is to defend our honor and our lives and discover the author of this insidious conspiracy against us!" - Operation: E.N.D.

"How could you create a fantasy world without me kicking your butt?" - Operation: U.T.O.P.I.A.

"Babies?! What are babies doing in the hospital?! Unless, the adults are experimenting on babies to get them to turn into adults faster! I've got to set these babies free!" - Operation: H.O.S.P.I.T.A.L.

"But, you're the only cool adult I've ever meet! You can't go back to being a boring accountant!" - Operation: K.N.O.T.

"Hmmm. Each of us took a vow to protect kids everywhere from tyranny regardless of the risks. No one's going to steal a little girl's doll while the KND can stop it! Are you with me?" - Operation: S.A.T.U.R.N.

"Then lets go get ourselves a Rainbow Monkey!" - Operation: S.A.T.U.R.N.

" [Slowly and calmly] I suggest we... [suddenly breaks down] PANIC!" - Operaton: Z.O.O.

"WHAT COULD HAPPEN!? (grandma stuffums bursts through the wall numbuh 1 points to her) THAT COULD HAPPEN!!!! - Operation N.O.- P.O.W.U.H.

[edit] Reference

http://www.angelfire.com/tv2/thetreehouse/quotes.html

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